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At 8/29/08 10:28 AM, madlyinsane wrote: As I die.... ACDC: Highway to hell, Europe: Final count down and James Brown: I feel good

At my funeral, Queen: Don't stop me now

Just to make it clear, although that is a jokey style post, that is what I would want, as that is the sort of person I am, always looked at the funny side of things.

As I die.... ACDC: Highway to hell, Europe: Final count down and James Brown: I feel good

At my funeral, Queen: Don't stop me now

At 8/28/08 09:10 PM, SpammyMcGee wrote:

Sorry my mom said me to never talk to assholes

Lol if you don't talk to assholes, your gonna have a whale of a time on Newgrounds

I used to be popular back in the final two years of secondary school, Not entirely sure how it happened I used to have my group of friends (none of whom were particularly popular), one moment I was just another kid, then all of a sudden WHAM, the popular kids start talking to me and pulling me into their group conversations, the sporty kids (or Jocks to you Americans) make room for me at lunch and classes I shared with them (and it's not like they wanted to cheat off me, as they weren't stereo typical, good at sports shit at science types), the hot girl in our year acknowledges my existence, and actually makes B-lines to talk to me and at the end of it all I won Prom King.

Then I blow it all away first week of sixth-form, I start hanging around with some guys that the rest of our year hatted (for no-apparent reason, well okay, they were loud but not in a bad way), and just as quick as it happened it finished.

All I can honestly put it down to is a hair-cut, I used to have scruffy hair (not really in a style) then first day of year 10, I come in with it spiked.

Bet you didn't expect this one.... no-one ever does....

At 8/28/08 07:57 PM, Gortag wrote: Too bad there is no way to prove this,so discussing would be a waste of time.

Actually we could kill somone then ask them how it............ Ah wait, yeah I see the point your making. hmmm?

your forgetting about Bono!

At 8/28/08 07:56 PM, Wyattfilms wrote:

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Not everyone in the KK spam NG, troll and cause a nusence.

I'm in the kitty krew, i dont participate in there random "gay" steriotype themed topics

Infact i have never spammed in the portal before.

I didn't accuse you, I was just talking about the KK in general

hasn't this been done.... alot?

They'll soon be back and in greater numbers......

Wait I've already used that once on the subject of the KK, but yeah I doubt they're gone for good, it's most likely some kind of their immature jokes, don't get too exited, they're still submitting into the portal.

At 8/28/08 02:10 PM, Raguel wrote: Translation:

I like these forums but everybody here is an asshole. Please tell me of a similar place without assholes.

The internet is full of arseholes my friend, in fact it was made by arseholes and will most likely always have arseholes.

The stuff that happened in "Fargo" ACTUALLY happened like that!

They'll soon be back and in greater numbers!

Dude, this story is awesome!, Usually I'm not one for reading forum story's, I actually clicked on this link Tuesday late eventing/early night,expecting it to be a collection of people talking about supernatural experiences (I don't believe in ghosts, but the subject has always interested me.) When I saw that is was a story thread I was going to hit the "back" button on my browser, but thought "Ah I'm here now, may as-well read the first chapter", before I knew it I was up until 3am reading it, I was out of town Wednesday night so I knew I wouldn't be able to read it then (ass I would have no internet connection) so before turning in for the night Tuesday, I saved the thread to be read offline on my laptop, so I could read the last few chapters Wednesday.

I really can't wait for the conclusion, I'm guessing that we're going to hear more about that baby who was killed there and the black boy who was shot there, but don't tell me if I'm right or wrong, I want it to be a surprise.

And one last thing, any chance of a part in your next story?

At 8/26/08 05:02 AM, A-s-h-t-o-n wrote: If time froze for an hour.......

Surly if time froze, then there would be no-way to time an hour?

At 8/26/08 09:15 AM, madlyinsane wrote: I'm guessing your referring to AI? Maybee, but I read an intersting thing once about how, even if a computer claimed to have consciousness, there would be no-way of telling if it did, because it would have been programmed to say it did, even if it didn't. The book went alot more in-depth than that.

and why can't you reply if your an athiest.

Oh wait I read that wrong, same question though, why can't thiests/agnostics answer?

I'm guessing your referring to AI? Maybee, but I read an intersting thing once about how, even if a computer claimed to have consciousness, there would be no-way of telling if it did, because it would have been programmed to say it did, even if it didn't. The book went alot more in-depth than that.

and why can't you reply if your an athiest.

At 8/26/08 09:09 AM, nickiboy333 wrote: Best one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD4bn5pp3 2w&feature=PlayList&p=CB1E706B19367CF4&i ndex=0

Ah come on, you must have beat me by seconds, that's the second time that's happened today..... Damn.

Try this one

At 8/26/08 07:14 AM, DannehDaMan wrote: Kaboom.

damn beat me to it lol

I've got a time-traveling DeLorean <img src="http://www.backtothefuture.me.uk/im ages/delorean/De_Lorean_BTTF.jpg">

At 8/25/08 08:51 PM, photray94 wrote: John McCain was asked this question during an interview with the press a few weeks ago.

Here's a video of it.

Oh ffs, I am ashamed of myself for falling for that :S

Hi,
I've just got a new digital piano, and its got this feature, that lets you plug a flash drive into it, and if you've got any midi files on the drive, the piano can play them, and light up the notes that are being played on the first (and possibly second, I'm not sure) instrument in the midi file.

My problem is, I have a few midi files where the first layer is just a drum beat , with the melody and bass on the later layers, so I was wondering if there's a piece of software that lets me re-order the layers in the midi file?, and also, lets me merge two layers together, as some files have the left and right keys in different layers. I'm using a Mac running on leopard so I can't use windows software.

I'm sure most people in the UK have seen this, and I'm not sure if it's broadcast over seas, but does anyone think the berroca advert is a giant rip off of the "OK GO" video? I personally will never use berroca, and I hope that newgrounds will be willing to join be on this "boycott"

link to the ad

Man that sucks

At 4/24/08 05:38 PM, Siblau wrote: wow...did jim plant the gay porn to see if paul would like it?

I don't think so, our collage is pretty massive, and there's no way jim would have been certain that paul would find it (bearing in mid paul said he found it on the stairs which hundreds of people go up and down at lunch), plus the look of shock on jim's face couldn't have been faked.

Before I get started, just to let you know, I have no problem with gay people what so ever, and i'm not homophobic atall.

O.k so last night me and two friends (we'll call them John and Dave) where in a three way msn convosation, and we get bored and decide to invite another friend (we'll call him jim), and have a bit of fun with him, we decide to try and convince him that annother friend (we'll call paul) has recently come out to us (just to clarify, he's not gay as far as we know), so we bring Jim into the convosation and, me and John start talking about how we can't believe about Paul, obviously Jim starts asking, and we "decide" to tell him, what happened about Paul coming out, at first he's skeptical, and John starts telling him about how pau told John, and I must say it was a very convincing story, meanwhile, I'm tying up in word a fake msn convosation (which I would later claim to have "saved") in which Paul starts telling me how he's confused about girls, and , and finally telling me he thinks he could be gay. So while John and Dave are trying to convince Jim that Paul had come out to them, I type;
"wait a minute, he told me over msn, I think I have my convos saved somewhere"
and then a minuete later I paste the flase convo I made in word into msn, this was the icing on the cake, and we actually managed to convince Jim that Paul had come out. To feul it, I start saying how things seem to fall into place, now, like how Paul has always seemed a bit different around girls, and the dumbass Jim starts to agree with me. Any way, we tell Jim not to say anything to Paul, as we think it would be best for Paul to tell Jim himself when he felt comfortable with it, and then we all agree, not to tell anyone else, or act any differently around Paul.

We think that this would just be the end of it, and pretty soon Jim would figure out it was bullshit, but today fate clearly wanted this prank to carry on, in collage this morning I ask Jim if he's seen paul to which he reply's "not yet toay, but i'm just going to act completely normall round him he's still my buddy whatever" so, now we know that Jim still thinks this to be true. Now remember Paul doesn't know this prank is going on, and this is where fate enters. Paul, usually wears longsleved baggy jumpers, but today he turn up to collage wearing a really short sleved tight, quite camp looking polo shirt, ok so this isnt that much but, it helps to convince Jim that Paul has come out. Now here's where fate really works it's magic, me and Dave are sitting in the comon room at lunch time just talking to Jim, when Paul appears, and you'll never guess what he had in his hands.....a gay porn mag, which he says he found on the stairs and starts looking through it and laughing. At this point I caught glimpse of Jims face which was pure gold, I ad to really stiffle my laughter so as not to give the prank away.

Last night we whern't going to take ti any further, but now we decided that fate clearly wants us to, so my question to you newgrounds is, what do we do next?

Me and a friend were walking to my local shop to buy food, I live out of town, and it's a 15 minuete walk into town if we follow the pavements, but about 10 if we cut through fields, any way, at the end of the last field, there's a 20ft kind of a dirt track which is a turn off from a road, and there's these kids (about 10 years old) sitting on a fence (which we have to go over) watching this other kid just riding one of those 1 ft high motor bikes, that go at about 5 mph, up and down the track. Any way we just walk past these kids, ignoring them, and the little tosser on the bike, is coming towards us and turns the bike so he's driving directly towards us, I didn't move seeing as I figured if he wen't into me it'd hurt him hella lot more than it would me (at the time I was 6ft 6inchis at 17 stone, and would have made sure if I fell it would have been onto him), and seeing as he was technically on legal road, if he had gone into me, I would have sure as fuck contacted the police, any as I guessed the little fuck swerved away, but giving me the finger as he passes. Me and my friend just laugh loudly and carried on, then on the way back, all of them where sitting on the fence, and as we've gone over they've kept quiet, then as soon as we start walking away from them they shout "greebo" (let me just clarrify, we're not, my friend had long hair, which seemed to be thir basis for this) so we ignore them, so they do it again, we turn round and they all look a bit paniced and didn't say a thing, but as we turn back and start walking again, sure enough "FUCKING GREEBOS" so we turn round and walk back at them, my friend just asked calmly "what was that" and the ring leader, the shit who was on the bike, starts looking round, for back up from his little gang, and this point I clench my fists and do this thing where i squeeze my hands really tight and they click (obviously I'd never hit a kid, but they didn't know that), and as I said before, I'm 6'6" and at the time 17 stone, and I glare at this kid, and I swear he soiled himself, honestly, his face balled up and looked like he was going to cry, at this point my friend asks again "What was that" the kid just stuffles "n-n-nothing, I just asked if you where a greebo", to which by friend replys "well we're not", and the kid's responce was diamond "Oh alright then,I was just wondering...." we walk away to the kid's gang laughing at him for loseing his bottle when confronted.

At 4/24/08 02:14 PM, Saint-Jesus wrote: When I put a DVD in my DVD drive it is reognised as a CD with no memory even if it is blank.

I think I can actually help you out here, my old computer used to have that problem, every time I wanted to burn a dvd, I had to right click the drive, goto properties, and enable reading/burning something along them lines (I would check, but I no longer use windows), oh yeah, and on xp, you can't actually burn stuff onto a dvd, like you can a cd (i.e through draging it onto the drive) you need to do it through some third party software.

At 4/24/08 02:06 PM, Jezuz wrote: No, it's not region free. Sorry bud. Only thing that IS region free at this point is the DS.

arr why would nintendo do this to us :(