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Topic: Trolling

Posted: 08/24/09 03:44 AM

Forum: General

At 8/24/09 03:40 AM, NGReviewEater wrote: Also people need to stop this [Adjective] [Noun] is [Adjective] bullshit such as "Fail troll is Failing". It's not witty, but stupid. Another thing to take care of like that </thread> bullshit Poozy halted.

ya i rly wish poozy wud just come & pwn all these newfags with his crane XD


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Topic: Porn isn't... Working...

Posted: 08/24/09 03:40 AM

Forum: General

At 8/24/09 03:33 AM, Blysk wrote:
What do you find attractive?
Well, teenage girls. I'm 15 myself, and... Yeah. But... Yeah.
Been trying to get some nudes from a chick but... Isn't working out...

yo ill send u some CP links if u pm me for em. it dont matter if ur caught w/ it cuz ur underage just dont be sendin it to no one cuz this shits legit as phuq f'real mayne. im talkin str8up nekked jailbait lezzin out suck&fuck fest forced to have sex w/ the sexy fat man while ugly young men watch an jackoff niga EVERYTHING fuckin 12 yr olds throwin up in each others vaginas & shit cuz they drunk & drugged & dont know any better knaddimean. its some p. hot stuff imho. i also got some maxhardcore & nazin*gger DVDs for sale if u PM the rite info


183.

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Topic: Trolling

Posted: 08/24/09 03:33 AM

Forum: General

ugh... fail troll is fail... =/


184.

Angry

Topic: Attn: Rap Fans Or Other Genres..

Posted: 08/23/09 10:30 PM

Forum: General

At 8/23/09 09:51 PM, chubbthehippo wrote: Newgrounds generally listens to music, so you won't find your answers here.
We also do not like it when you keep bumping your own thread, there's a reason no ones answering: You asked for RAP fans, might as well ask for Jonas brother fans...

fuck u cracker ass honky motherfucker! rocks for fags w/o cocks!!!!!! go listen to ur emo metal bullshit its all just screamin dont take no talent. the otherday a teacher @ school was playin some gayass shit while we was readin & shit & i was like "fuck outta here w/ dat faggot ass bullshit! this is a fukkin gayass ripoff of my niga snoop dogs riders on the storm!" & this one punk ass says in a hella white voice "um this is the doors DUDE, LIKE its TOTALLY a classic & im a white nerd bitch!" & i was all "MY NIGA U DONT KNOW THE MEANIN OF CLASSIC. A MILLI IS A CLASSIC FOOL NOT THIS SHIT" & i pushed that lil bitch on the ground & got suspended for like 3 days mayne DGAF 4 LIFE


185.

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Topic: So much chocolate you feel sick.

Posted: 08/23/09 05:37 PM

Forum: General

dat look like poop imo LOL!


186.

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Topic: Newgrounds Sig Makers

Posted: 08/23/09 06:13 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

how u guys diggin the new sig i got? u mad cuz im stylin on ya?


187.

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Topic: The Stoner's Club

Posted: 08/23/09 02:59 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 8/23/09 02:54 AM, igott wrote:
At 8/22/09 11:46 PM, Buddhist wrote:
At 8/22/09 05:28 PM, djsumara wrote: At 8/22/09 06:36 PM, Lkoz91 wrote:
Debating non-Stoner music.
Okay, enough with the shit that ain't for getting stoned to.

fuk u lil wayne smoke more weed in one day than ur ass has in ur whole god damn life. he dont give a muthafuck. his shit more emotional & talented than beatles any fukkin day in this observers humble opinion


Anyone know if there are recent psychedelic bands out there?

yo i be bumpin tha mars volta all day niga f'real there shit hot like fi-yuh no wut i sayin


188.

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Topic: Samurai Champloo

Posted: 08/23/09 02:40 AM

Forum: General

iunno mayne bleach is hella fukkin better wit the whole underground hiphop shit mixed with the hardcore samurai shit feel me? its all fuckin gangsta ass demon slayers of the tokogawa era bangin to my niga 2pac n shit knaddimean?


189.

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Topic: 3 Peat!

Posted: 08/20/09 11:42 PM

Forum: General

At 8/20/09 11:32 PM, Guest8792 wrote: I can't tell if this is a quote from a movie or something, there's too much fail in it I can't describe it.

my niga lil weezy more musically revolutionary & lyrically masterful than them beatle faggots could ever hope to be


190.

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Topic: 3 Peat!

Posted: 08/20/09 11:25 PM

Forum: General

idgamf! idgamf!


191.

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Topic: 3 Peat!

Posted: 08/20/09 11:21 PM

Forum: General

I have grown accustomed to frequently consuming drinks containing prescription cough syrup with the main ingredient Promethazine, in multiple cups, I am under the influence of drugs. And you aren't an impressive person in my humble opinion, if you have never been under the influence of drugs!

Companies no longer manufacture ones similar to me any longer! As a matter of fact, I am fairly certain they may not have even manufactured ones like me in the past in the first place! I'm quite a rarity, like the version of famous cleaning product mascot, Mr. Clean, that is not bald! There are no metaphorical brake lights on my career, if in this metaphor, I my career was a car.


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Topic: What does the BBS think of you?

Posted: 08/17/09 10:55 PM

Forum: General

oh dude every1 loves me & if they dont they just mad cuz im stylin


193.

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Topic: Another years over

Posted: 08/15/09 11:41 PM

Forum: General

worst one ever in this observers humble opinion


194.

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Topic: The Elite Guard Barracks

Posted: 08/15/09 11:30 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 8/15/09 10:48 PM, CuteAndFuzzy wrote:
At 8/15/09 10:45 PM, MadCow wrote: since when does shit get blammed on clockday. i remember there being like 1000+ submissions & like 15 blams but not theres like 100 submissions & 50 blams. b/p suk dik yo knaddimean
Absolutely nothing gets blammed, ever. Shit only gets deleted by wade or another admin or if the author removes it himself manually. Pretty funny attempt, though.

ohhh lmao alrigh. do i still get my points i want the fancy wing version of wut i already had for years!


195.

Angry

Topic: The Elite Guard Barracks

Posted: 08/15/09 10:45 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

since when does shit get blammed on clockday. i remember there being like 1000+ submissions & like 15 blams but not theres like 100 submissions & 50 blams. b/p suk dik yo knaddimean


196.

Elated

Topic: Photoshop photo-crashing squirrel!

Posted: 08/15/09 03:59 PM

Forum: General

omg sooooo cute ^.^ reminds me of tht epic dramatic chipmunk!!!! i made him adorable & lulzy XD

Photoshop photo-crashing squirrel!


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Topic: Icarly: Worst show ever?

Posted: 08/14/09 02:05 PM

Forum: General

At 8/14/09 04:02 AM, UCanCallMeJesus wrote: Madcow you should start making sigs again I miss you.

Oh I should should I? Oh you doodoo you?


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Topic: Icarly: Worst show ever?

Posted: 08/14/09 03:57 AM

Forum: General

At 8/14/09 03:25 AM, iscrulz wrote:
At 8/14/09 03:13 AM, SolidLiquid wrote: i usually ignored the show until i saw how they made gay parodies to things like pear and that bootleg guitar hero shit they had in one episode then i started hating it.

BTW PISS, TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW IS AWESOME may be gay BUT AWESOME
Yeah the Apple knock offs are the only funny thing on the show not the cheap poorly written jokes.

Does anyone spank it to Samantha that cute pudgy blonde girl.

the knuckle children CUM squirting out of my dick like toothpaste from a tube whenever that bitches fine ass is all up on the screen & shit


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Topic: If You Pee Sitting Down,

Posted: 08/14/09 03:22 AM

Forum: General

At 8/14/09 12:06 AM, reverend wrote:
At 8/13/09 11:51 PM, Deadly-Shadow wrote: I sit down when I pee
There's nothing that crazy 'bout me . . .
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/6657 45/1

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awwww yeh


200.

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Topic: Icarly: Worst show ever?

Posted: 08/14/09 03:10 AM

Forum: General

At 8/14/09 02:48 AM, dmansland wrote:
At 8/14/09 02:40 AM, UCanCallMeJesus wrote:
At 8/14/09 02:19 AM, iscrulz wrote:
At 8/12/09 08:13 PM, UCanCallMeJesus wrote: How can you hate her?
fap fap
I was fappping to her on Drake and Josh.
I was too but then Icarly came on and I was like fuck she is the main character now there's infinity times more fapworthy moments.
BUT SHE'S GOT NO BOOBIES!!!!!

tittys are a bigger turnoff than pubic hair & black skin imho tbh fyi jsyk


201.

Resigned

Topic: Icarly: Worst show ever?

Posted: 08/13/09 03:50 AM

Forum: General

im actully a p. huge fan (tho ever since jonas premered ive been watch that most now) they even had my fav comedian of all time fRed on it & the epensod w/ him was soooooooooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!! i was laugh so hard i cry cos it so epic win lulzy random XD parodn mi france, but how the **** cud som1 ever say they h8 icarly? im callin troll on this 1, fail troll is fail =|


202.

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Topic: TTA

Posted: 08/13/09 03:45 AM

Forum: General

At 8/13/09 03:43 AM, vistra wrote:
At 8/13/09 03:37 AM, ixintro wrote: His stuff is terrible anyway, and you are by proxy.
i think hes a funny guy and a pretty good artist also a great writer

well you're fucking wrong as shit & i hope u die because of your opinion is different than mine


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Topic: Best of July 2009

Posted: 08/13/09 03:40 AM

Forum: NG News

At 8/13/09 03:24 AM, TheStarSyndicate wrote:
At 8/12/09 07:53 PM, jonthomson wrote: somewhat true. as opposed to the star syndicate, who lost their relevance before they were even formed
is there anything more irrelevant than a former BBS mod?

aw dam it on now!!!!! wat citys u nggas reppin??


204.

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Topic: Bottle Pissing And Box Shitting

Posted: 08/13/09 03:36 AM

Forum: General

At 8/13/09 03:28 AM, MercatorMap wrote: I was waiting for gory to tell the rest of newgrounds before a select few spilled it anyways.

cats outta the bag

piss is outta the bottle

shits outta the box

eee

teee

seeee


205.

Angry

Topic: Bottle Pissing And Box Shitting

Posted: 08/13/09 03:22 AM

Forum: General

I never do that in a box because I don't use any paper products, I just go in the various containers I've found at the dump over the years that I keep in my house. Most of the time, I shit into a tupper ware. I also like metal containers like the ones you use for camping or in the military. then i freeze them or keep them in the refrigerator for a few days. if you really seal the container tight, the shit can be stored much longer.

Have you ever tried to shove a frozen turd up your ass? I would highly recommend it unless you are inexperienced in the practice of Anal Brutalization. Although my feces fixation originally stems from my dislike for the idea that I am leaving waste upon the earth. For as long as I can remember, I've always felt that wiping oneself after a bowel movement was a complete waste of precious natural resources. Then when I was about 12, I found out on my own that if you re-insert it, or consume it, your shit (made out of previous shits) will eventually become smaller and smaller and then waterier and waterier, and thus, produces much less physical waste than the you normally would shitting in a toilet like all the judgemental sheeple that posted in this topic.

As for my urine, I'd estimate that 3/4ths of the time it's all I drink, straight from the source too, if you know what I mean. Whenever it rains, I collect the water in a gallon bucket (that I crafted out of semi-frozen fecal material, and baked in my homemade solar kiln/oven like a ceramic pot; it turned out to be surprisingly durable so I still use it) that I place under the end of gutter and drink about half a liter once or twice a week to dilute the concentration of uric acid. In the drier seasons from late summer to autumn, it doesn't rain as much as usual, so keeping this up becomes a little difficult, but I find it to be worth it in the long run. I never use a plastic bottle because, as an amateur guerrilla environmentalist, I find using unrenewable resources to be a more repulsive act than the actions described throughout this thread.

As for hygiene, I suppose never really clean up or shower unless you count walking around in the rain once in a while. The dried shit flakes off my body and sometimes i'll brush a bit out of my beard. Hell yes, I STINK. And I've been told my mouth smells like a sewer. That's theway I like it, and I'm damn proud! I may clear a few people out of a room when I walk in (although this isn't always due to my odor, I've been told I can be very longwinded when it comes to discussing my lifestyle, which I do as frequently as possible) but I haven't been thrown out of a Trader Joe's or Church yet. I don't live the way I do for you, I do it for Mother Earth and God, if you don't like it, deal with it, cuz I ain't changing any time soon (not my clothes and especially not my behavior).


206.

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Topic: Who Has The Greatest Voice Ever?!

Posted: 08/08/09 06:23 AM

Forum: General

microphone commander foofa aka MC Foo Fizzle


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Topic: Left behind, the christian novel...

Posted: 08/06/09 04:16 PM

Forum: General

At 8/6/09 04:12 PM, HappyBull wrote:
At 8/6/09 04:11 PM, MadCow wrote:
At 8/6/09 04:09 PM, HappyBull wrote:
At 8/6/09 04:04 PM, MadCow wrote: actually, it's pretty retarded. you just think it's good because you're religious & actually think something that ridiculous could ever happen! does reading it excite you? it make you feel special? you rly think your gods gonna bring u up to heaven 2 party hardy w/ angels & shit & leave all the big bad nonbelievers to suffer on earth?
The way I look at it, you atheists are basically like this: "Look at me, world...I can debunk your faith in God and leave you applauding my perception and intelligence to bring forth the truth." Sorry, I've already forgotten your name, but the name of God will stand forever.

You devil-worshipping know-it-all's make me sick.
Actually, it is incorrect to call me a 'know-it-all' because God is the only one that knows everything. I'll have YOU know that I am in fact washed in the blood of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, my eternal lord & savior.
I am amazed at all the scientists who think they know "facts" when their theories are not really anything more then a "best guess". And their guesses care changing all the time. God's story has not changed at all. I believe we should teach creationism in schools, it will serve more people better. Out of a high school graduation class of 1000, how many will go on to a career in science? Say that 700 of them go on to college and that 300 go into the work force. Of the 700, 100 decide they want to major in physics or chemistry. Of them 70 get weeded out. You now have 30 people who will continue. The other 970 people will be better served with an education that focuses on creationism. We are living in a time with relative ethics. We are living in an increasing secular society, where life means little. We all watched in horror as the Teri Shiavo in Florida was starved to death. That never should have happened, in the light that there is information that her husband might have beat her the night she collapsed, and the uncertainty of her wishes. Even our most prized and well written scientists believe in God. Einstein believed in God, he was quoted as saying "I want to know God's thoughts, the rest are just details".

LOL! Yeah I know :-)

Just the other day me and a few pals were discussing whether Prop 8 should have passed or not. My arguement was that, as a devout Christian, I know in my heart that God hates fags, and that sodomites should not be allowed to be married. But they were all "Nooo, Gay is the new Black! You're being ignorant!" and I was just like "Listen: you have all been brainwashed. Yes the airwaves taught you that hating blacks is wrong and they do not stop there. They are telling us that we must accept faggots rights. They tell us when we are preaching the word of God about how God hates the HOMOS that we are commiting hate crimes. Another buzzword for you simpletons to use to make yourself think you are a tolerant intelligent person. I guess you folks think you are smarter than God. You tell the semen drinking feces eating faggots that they have a right to do what they do even if it kills them with disease. You say I cannot preach my bible and warn these filthy faggots where they will spend eternity should they continue this vile lifestyle. Does anyone have tolerance for a person living a Christian lifestyle. Who sticks up for us???"


208.

Happy

Topic: Left behind, the christian novel...

Posted: 08/06/09 04:11 PM

Forum: General

At 8/6/09 04:09 PM, HappyBull wrote:
At 8/6/09 04:04 PM, MadCow wrote: actually, it's pretty retarded. you just think it's good because you're religious & actually think something that ridiculous could ever happen! does reading it excite you? it make you feel special? you rly think your gods gonna bring u up to heaven 2 party hardy w/ angels & shit & leave all the big bad nonbelievers to suffer on earth?
The way I look at it, you atheists are basically like this: "Look at me, world...I can debunk your faith in God and leave you applauding my perception and intelligence to bring forth the truth." Sorry, I've already forgotten your name, but the name of God will stand forever.

You devil-worshipping know-it-all's make me sick.

Actually, it is incorrect to call me a 'know-it-all' because God is the only one that knows everything. I'll have YOU know that I am in fact washed in the blood of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, my eternal lord & savior.


209.

Happy

Topic: Left behind, the christian novel...

Posted: 08/06/09 04:04 PM

Forum: General

actually, it's pretty retarded. you just think it's good because you're religious & actually think something that ridiculous could ever happen! does reading it excite you? it make you feel special? you rly think your gods gonna bring u up to heaven 2 party hardy w/ angels & shit & leave all the big bad nonbelievers to suffer on earth?


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Topic: Funny People.

Posted: 07/31/09 08:20 PM

Forum: General

looks like his most mediocre & pretentious work to date! i hate that overrated big nose kike faggot & his movies with dicks


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