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Topic: The Stoner's Club

Posted: 09/24/09 03:48 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

lets meet up & do dramamine & peyote. ill start walkin towards your place & u start walkin towards mine & we'll meet halfway


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Topic: The Stoner's Club

Posted: 09/24/09 03:47 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

fuck that pussy shit its all about datura


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Topic: The Stoner's Club

Posted: 09/24/09 02:37 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

helz ya free spm!!! rape aint that bad! age dont matter none & bitchwas prolly askin for it anyway. i was @ a party the other day & a couple of 5th grade bitches were grindin all up on my dick all night on the dance floor & you bet ur ass i fucked those stupid sluts. they was drunk too so i didnt even have to use a rubber. then today one of them comes up to me & is all "im pregnant wut am i gonna do i cant tell my parents" & i said "bitch u have that baby i dont give a shit. & if u tell anyone ill cut your fucking eyes out & slit your throat so hard your fucking head will fall off now get the fuck out of my house i have to go use the internet"

ps: earlier today @ school i opened my math book & i saw that some dude drew a pot leaf & wrote "420 SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY" under it, on the first blank page in the front of the book! epic win!!!!!!!!


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Topic: Newgrounds Sig Makers

Posted: 09/24/09 12:42 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 9/24/09 12:15 AM, Acid wrote: wow I'm looking back at my old stuff, maybe i should get back into this. Only problem is it's really hard to work with the new boundaries.

599x50 = gay 2/10 that why no one make sigs no more sig makin a gay boys hobby now


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Topic: The Stoner's Club

Posted: 09/24/09 12:40 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

yall nigas aint shit. the fuck is ween? listen to some god damn charmillionaire & expand ur minds u fgts


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Topic: Rule Reminder: system32

Posted: 09/20/09 04:32 AM

Forum: General

At 9/20/09 04:27 AM, Tykwa wrote:
At 9/20/09 04:25 AM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: Are people really still doing that?

Get with the times, people.
Well, there's always new kiddies coming into the internet, doing stupid things, learning stupid things, and maybe even older people new too, usually kids see this trend, and think it's cool to do so aswell, As can be said, the bandwagon of newfags.

ya dude i remember back in the day when we'd all just chillax here on the forum & talk about how gr8 egoraptors awesome cartoons were & when tom was gonna finally release the long fabled ng chat. fuckin n00bies gotta ruin everything!


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Topic: Omelets made outta cum!~

Posted: 09/20/09 04:28 AM

Forum: General

At 9/20/09 04:21 AM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: but have you tried http://www.cumfrappe.com/?

ugh, pornography with music! my most hated nemesis!~

how the fuck they expect a niga to bust a nut all of my keyboard to some amy winehouse shit? do they think im fuckin doin coke & dancing when i watch porn? cuz im not! im masturbating, DAMMIT! i gotta hear the sloppy sloshy sound of all those dude's beating their big fat red hot cocks till they proudly ejaculate on that woman & then i also gotta hear the gutteral sounds of her gulping down that sticky milky treat OR I CANT FUCKING GET OFF


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Topic: Gay stuff you liked as a kid

Posted: 09/20/09 04:18 AM

Forum: General

At 9/20/09 04:12 AM, DJ-Fanzie wrote:
At 9/20/09 04:11 AM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: dragonball z...that show can be very homo-erotic
Yup, your right man.. Dragonball Z Sucks

wat no way dude! dbz is the bomb diggity!~ I wish that i was Vegeta from dragonball z. Once while stoned i tried to do a kamehameha and im sure my hands got hot. Im planning on picking a fight and while the adrenaline is flowing, im going to turn super saiyan and punish my opposition. Goku is stronger but Vegeta is cooler, im 38 with two kids.... my kids are weaklings, my wife left me and i like the way womans shoes make my calves look.


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Topic: Omelets made outta cum!~

Posted: 09/20/09 04:15 AM

Forum: General

At 9/20/09 04:12 AM, Tykwa wrote: Wow, If you are somehow actually 3% seirous about this, I am so dissapoint, and not jellyous.

Also, You are pretty sick, even the thought of this.

blaaaargh

ohhh fuk ya tell me im a dirty boy & i make u sick to your fucking stomach. throw up & make me eat your throw up like the dog i am im so hard right now put out your cigarette on my dick head & tell me how fucked up i am for getin off to this shit


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Topic: Omelets made outta cum!~

Posted: 09/20/09 04:08 AM

Forum: General

status update: got about 15 pms. received 1 sample so far. 2 are supposedly in the mail, 4 guys havent quite confirmed yet & im assuming @ least 3 of these are from some immature sexually repressed faggots trying to mess w/ me & keep me from accomplishing my dreams! you faggots got some god damn nerve i tell you what. & ill have you know that I came in my 6 year old daughter's oatmeal and mixed it in a watched her eat it all this morning

I know its bad but Its so cool,you guys got to try it sometime with your wife or girlfriend or sister,it's so fun & Very hot! I can't count how much Daddy juice she swallowed! Also used to add just a little Daddy piss to her koolaid or lemonade, maybe a tablespoon or two per half-gallon. she never noticed, but I loved it. One summer my kid had a lemonade stand, and I used to mix it for her when she ran out, then I'd stand unseen and jerk off watching out the window as the customers drank up!

On a similar note, more than once at church dinner's that had placecards for everybody's seat, I rubbed my cock on the plates, cups and silverware of all the women and girls, then got to watch them eat! Made me sooooo horny!~


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Topic: Internet Porn & Buyable Porn

Posted: 09/19/09 04:22 AM

Forum: General

At 9/19/09 03:06 AM, DOCoSPADEo wrote:
At 9/19/09 03:04 AM, Aigis wrote: Well, in buyable porn you get a nice story to go along with the sex.
^^^ This ^^^

retard: idk how to find full length shit off paysites even though theyre fucking everywhere :-P ;-) O:-)


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Topic: Your Citizenship Test.

Posted: 09/17/09 01:28 AM

Forum: General

At 9/17/09 01:26 AM, Xarnor wrote:
At 9/17/09 01:23 AM, MadCow wrote:
At 9/17/09 01:19 AM, Xarnor wrote:
At 9/17/09 01:13 AM, MadCow wrote: lmfao @ retards that got these easy ass questions wrong

or lmfao @ me for being gay enough to know all the answers; i dunno man... i dunno....
No one has ever taught me the answers or told me about them and I have never had a reason to care about them, so why should I know them?
guess youd have to be old enough to have been in high school & taken US history. forgot ng is buncha 6th graders talking about how epic youtube videos are & whatnot
Well, I'm in my first year of high school. 3 weeks in actually. I go to a tiny little private school (there's like, 16 students, K-12) and we have a really weird curriculum. I'm just finishing up World Geography and I'll be taking US History in a few weeks.

ya ok pal i dont need your faggoty little life story so why dont you just stick a fucking cork in it. im not ur goddamn mom & i dont wanna put up with your bullshit babbling on about how you're bodys changing & asking me if you're normal "down there" & even if i was your mom that would make me a big fat slut with a saggy cunt so fuck you


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Topic: Your Citizenship Test.

Posted: 09/17/09 01:24 AM

Forum: General

thats right; im secretly pretentious as fuck~


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Topic: Your Citizenship Test.

Posted: 09/17/09 01:23 AM

Forum: General

At 9/17/09 01:19 AM, Xarnor wrote:
At 9/17/09 01:13 AM, MadCow wrote: lmfao @ retards that got these easy ass questions wrong

or lmfao @ me for being gay enough to know all the answers; i dunno man... i dunno....
No one has ever taught me the answers or told me about them and I have never had a reason to care about them, so why should I know them?

guess youd have to be old enough to have been in high school & taken US history. forgot ng is buncha 6th graders talking about how epic youtube videos are & whatnot


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Topic: Your Citizenship Test.

Posted: 09/17/09 01:13 AM

Forum: General

lmfao @ retards that got these easy ass questions wrong

or lmfao @ me for being gay enough to know all the answers; i dunno man... i dunno....


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Topic: Snake Born With Hands

Posted: 09/16/09 04:13 AM

Forum: General

snake w/ hands? u mean a fuckin lizard? the fuck type of bullshit u tryin to pull here boy?


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Topic: Omelets made outta cum!~

Posted: 09/16/09 04:10 AM

Forum: General

At 9/16/09 04:03 AM, 142201 wrote: nsfw link much?

retard: guess ill just click this "omelet made outta cum" thing, sounds p. safe for work


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Topic: Omelets made outta cum!~

Posted: 09/16/09 02:54 AM

Forum: General

At 9/16/09 02:49 AM, Gagsy wrote: Can I eat your cumlet?

maybe, if sum1 doesnt want their share & u finna pay hella hard out the pocket for it. i might make multiples, depending on how many ppl are down for this. so far ive gotten only 3 pms, but only 2 have all the info i need like how many times theyre gonna jackoff a day & phone # & their address & shit


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Topic: Omelets made outta cum!~

Posted: 09/16/09 02:50 AM

Forum: General

At 9/16/09 02:48 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:
At 9/16/09 02:44 AM, MadCow wrote: mad yummers in your tummers
I'm going to bed now.

Anyway, the video wouldn't load for me... so that's probably for the best.

holy guac! what a shock! that is very unfortunate bro! you're really missin out on some good ass shit. im fuckin starvin now & the only thing that can satisfy my appetite is a shitload of cooked cum; yum~


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Topic: Omelets made outta cum!~

Posted: 09/16/09 02:46 AM

Forum: General

p.s. how u feel bout the term "cumlet" or is "jizzlet" better? fuck, i wish ng had a polls option man! these are the questions that need answering!!!


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Topic: Omelets made outta cum!~

Posted: 09/16/09 02:44 AM

Forum: General

looks like it'd be mad yummers in your tummers in this observers humble opinion

idk bout u, but i personally am now inspired to start saving up my semen to try this deliciously divine delicacy. i mean, i GUESS i could do it myself even tho itd prolly be better to use several peoples jizz for a more diverse and intense flavor; but im also thinkin maybe we could organize something like, we all jack off 3 times a day for 2 weeks, collect all of the spilt seed in some sort of bottle, and send it to me & i'll drink the contents of all the bottles, throw them up into a pan & cook it.

once that shits done fryin ill divide it into an equal # of pieces & take a flight to the contributors town, with their piece, where we will meet up at a previously discussed meetup place and i will videotape them eating it & their review of the tasty treat (unless they dont want to eat it, but just desire to be part of something truly greater than themselves, in which case all extra pieces will be put up for bid on ebay, and the contributor will receive 30% of the profit & i will still fly out to their town to have gay sex with them).

i mean, just before anyone says it, no shit ive jacked off in my scrambled eggs before & ate it, big wup, that aint the same @ all mayne, it gotta be 100% sperm! so plz pm me or holla @ a niga on mi muthafuckin myspace if u interested; serious volunteers only . if you wanna work together to make panfried semen omelet drop me a message you disgusting sexual deviant ;-) :-P O:-)


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Topic: Lujo virus. We're fucked.

Posted: 09/14/09 09:03 PM

Forum: General

fuck outta here with that virus gonna kill us all bullshit ya bitchass niga. speak for yourself & shit yaddimean? cuz real talk niga if a virus fukkin step to me on the street ill fuckin knock his faggot ass out f'real


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Topic: Kayne West is a racist

Posted: 09/13/09 10:08 PM

Forum: General

isnt his wife or gf or w/e this bald kinda big tittied white bitch tho???


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Topic: Madcow: The Art Of The Angry Bovine

Posted: 09/13/09 09:34 PM

Forum: Art

At 9/13/09 09:08 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote:
At 9/13/09 09:03 PM, MadCow wrote: jesus christ art forum is slow as fuck how come no one posts are you faggots a buncha lurking fucks or wut
fuck fuck fuck shit shit shit lurking motherfucker blat blat
fuck yeah art totally fucking awesome fuck shit tits balls dick cunt ass
happy now?

ive never been happy for one second in my entire god damn life. dont you dare fucking patronize me


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Topic: Becoming a mod, wtf?

Posted: 09/13/09 09:31 PM

Forum: General

yeh mayne f'real this niga know wut he talkin bout. when i was a mod i just couldnt stand all their faggot ass bullshit yaddaimean? i couldnt handle that kind of lifestyle its just not how i roll n shit i keeps it real & these nigas ride a nigas nuts hella two hardcore its like get the fuck off mi dick bitch goddamn..


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Topic: Madcow: The Art Of The Angry Bovine

Posted: 09/13/09 09:08 PM

Forum: Art

At 9/13/09 09:03 PM, MadCow wrote: jesus christ art forum is slow as fuck how come no one posts are you faggots a buncha lurking fucks or wut

lmao nvm just clicked hella threads & nothing worth posting in


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Topic: Madcow: The Art Of The Angry Bovine

Posted: 09/13/09 09:03 PM

Forum: Art

jesus christ art forum is slow as fuck how come no one posts are you faggots a buncha lurking fucks or wut


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Topic: [movie] Gamer

Posted: 09/13/09 05:00 AM

Forum: General

At 9/13/09 04:58 AM, SadisticMidnight wrote: Just saw it a few hours ago, Its pretty good in my opinion. Had some Pretty funny gamer culture references. which i liked.

Whoa! bro, that sounds like the coolest! was some guy all like "epic... i totally pwned those n00bies XD!!!"


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Topic: Girls with tattos?

Posted: 09/13/09 04:54 AM

Forum: General

In this observers humble opinion, a good old fashioned tramp stamp is straight up the sexiest thing ever.

~ Aronn ~

Girls with tattos?


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Topic: [movie] Gamer

Posted: 09/13/09 04:41 AM

Forum: General

i hear the last time gerard butler kicked that much ass, it was 300 years ago

WHICH MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE. WHO THE FUCK WROTE THAT SHIT GOD DAMMIT DONT THEY KNOW HOW RETARDED THEY ARE WHAT A SHITTY ADVERTISEMENT I HOPE EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THAT MOVIE FLOAT IN HEAVEN LIKE THE LOVELY LOVELY ANGELS THEY ARE


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