looks like it'd be mad yummers in your tummers in this observers humble opinion
idk bout u, but i personally am now inspired to start saving up my semen to try this deliciously divine delicacy. i mean, i GUESS i could do it myself even tho itd prolly be better to use several peoples jizz for a more diverse and intense flavor; but im also thinkin maybe we could organize something like, we all jack off 3 times a day for 2 weeks, collect all of the spilt seed in some sort of bottle, and send it to me & i'll drink the contents of all the bottles, throw them up into a pan & cook it.
once that shits done fryin ill divide it into an equal # of pieces & take a flight to the contributors town, with their piece, where we will meet up at a previously discussed meetup place and i will videotape them eating it & their review of the tasty treat (unless they dont want to eat it, but just desire to be part of something truly greater than themselves, in which case all extra pieces will be put up for bid on ebay, and the contributor will receive 30% of the profit & i will still fly out to their town to have gay sex with them).
i mean, just before anyone says it, no shit ive jacked off in my scrambled eggs before & ate it, big wup, that aint the same @ all mayne, it gotta be 100% sperm! so plz pm me or holla @ a niga on mi muthafuckin myspace if u interested; serious volunteers only . if you wanna work together to make panfried semen omelet drop me a message you disgusting sexual deviant ;-) :-P O:-)
