fuck mother earth i litter on purpose to spite people like you i smoke weed because i like to burn trees & plants for fun

here i come constantinople here i come constantinople i am coming constantinople here i cum

nuts to sensationalism go suck an egg you fucking h

& then mavis that fat bitch was all EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A NUG INTO THE BOWL. ITS A BONE BONG AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START SMOKING THE DANK ALONGSIDE WITH MY MAIN MAN, BLARTICUS. I SMOKE, AND I SMOKE HARD, MAKIN' WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I BLOW SOME SWEET SMOKE RINGS. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY SMOKED WEED OUT OF A DICTATOR'S SKULL. I CAN. I SAY IT, AND I SAY IT OUT LOUD TO PEOPLE EVERYDAY, AND ALL THEY PROVE IS PEOPLE CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. TWO HOURS INCLUDING COMING DOWN EVERY MORNIng. & im all wutever u fatass cunt go eat some more god damn snickers am i right fellas

so i says to mavis i says touch my god damn pudding ass you speaker of the weed you

draw hella big titties that shitd be mad hot

At 11/2/09 11:25 PM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: I just stole a Video Tape! Even if the popos find out, I'll only serve a week at most! What!? What do you mean I'm serving a life sentence?! This is bullshit!

California fucking sucks balls. Go to Google and look this up. Life sentence for a fucking video tape. I don't give a shit if Cali has a 3 strike rule, this is just retarded.

so because one guy (probably a black man) stole something & got a life sentence, that means the whole state sucks? wut about all our bomb ass weed breh

At 11/2/09 11:21 PM, BigFatKid wrote:

At 11/2/09 11:19 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: All I have to say is: MEXICANS

About both states?

Come on dude don't bring that in here

im a god damn spic stomping machine, in fact thats my nickname over here in the roseville chapter of the KKK come on down to cali sometime & get curb stomped if you're a brown piece of shit

At 11/2/09 11:04 PM, Rallard wrote:

At 11/2/09 10:45 PM, MadCow wrote: ugh dude fuck e. i was @ halloween party too & hella fags rolling. seeing lots of people on it & how they act pretty much turned me off ever wanting to try it. maybe molly is a little less gay but iunno

You only act gay rolling if deep down you're actually gay.

i meant gay as in gay not gay as in homosexual sheesh mageesh ok

Imagine touching a girl's skin and having every single skin particle on your body feel like it's being massaged, having seemingly limitlessness energy (on meth bombs - personal fav), and being the happiest you've ever been in your entire life x 100.

that sounds terrible because then afterwards you know you cant ever feel that great again unless you keep doing that shit. which is actually wut this one guy that was smackin told me. i already have that shit w/ weed, dont need it to be even worse

I used to look at ecstasy and be like, "yo, that shits mad gay," but so long as you're comfortable with your sexuality and try to stay around girls you'll be fine.

lmao no one was doing actual gay shit

Only downside I've found is major extreme limp dick (even when a chick is grinding you HARD, forcing you to grab her titties and tries to make out with you) and a horrible comedown the first time.

i thought you're supposed to be REALLY fuckin horny when you're on it, how come you cant get it up. also yeh i heard your feel like shit on the comedown

thats the gayest face outta all of them fuckin shits in this observers humble opinion

datura, dramamine, diphenhydramine & dimethyltryptamine all day everyday

At 11/2/09 04:14 PM, Rallard wrote: I was at UCSB all weekend, which is basically a giant party during halloween. Everyone was drinking and smoking danks and, get this, I turned down weed several times, as did my friend who started smoking when I did.

I guess I'm no longer a stoner. This time is for reals... I've just grown out of it I guess, getting tired, lazy, and shit is no longer fun.

Alcohol and ecstasy ftw, later dewds.

ugh dude fuck e. i was @ halloween party too & hella fags rolling. seeing lots of people on it & how they act pretty much turned me off ever wanting to try it. maybe molly is a little less gay but iunno

anyone ever have fruity pebble rice cripsy treat edibles before? shits fuckin delicious. like, edibles are pretty fuckin good tasting imo cannibutter is a legitimate condiment

i used to use my moms vibrator against my nutsack because i didnt know how to have spurting orgasms. my friends would make fun of me and spurt all over my jeans and i wanted to do it too. i used her vibrator several times and now i can no longer have children. if u do not send this to 5 other people in the next 15 minutes i will visit u while u sleep

i dunno man, im pretty skeptical. now im not saying the holocaust is a fake, but if it really happened wheres the proof? my gr8 grandfather was a great and honorable man and also a war hero in germany during ww2, so if you're calling him a monster on the basis that the nazis allegedly helped slaughter thousands of big nose kikes, we're finna have a problem.

At 10/25/09 02:27 AM, Reed wrote:

At 10/25/09 12:50 AM, gamer30hrplus wrote: Oral sex on a guy just sick and wrong. Sex with a guy just wrong. I hate body and facial hair.

"wrong"?

i am sure God did NOT intend for a mans phallus to enter the sacred chamber of a womans mouth. the act alone is just so repulsive i just threw up a little in my mouth just thinking of it. i attempted it once in the past and threw up on the guys penis but that just turned him on and he hit the back of my head & held it down so i was just choking on his penis and my vomit until he proceeded to ejaculate with such ferocity it shot right out of my nose. then the cocky bastard threw me to the floor, throw up and cum dribbling from my face, and told me to get the fuck out of his room through the window before his mom came home

acoustic guitar is some old bullshit. i mean lil wayne rocked a electric guitar so i guess theyre p. sick but acoustic is just gay i know my niga lil weezy wouldnt be caught dead with one of them shits. my fav guitar solo is from prom queen that shit was str8 up ILL f'real mayne

hey pals we talkin old school shit?? u member egoraptors awesome series man that shit was epic lulz win to the max but it was so fuckin long ago xD

At 10/24/09 11:23 PM, Rallard wrote: Smoked a little hit last night, tolerance is still incredibly low so I was trippin balls.

smoked hella fuckin bud last night, tolerance is moderate but i was trippin balls

trainwreck is awesome. usually figure its one of those bullshitter strains where the dealers are like "ya man this is trainwreck/white widow/fire" but im pretty sure this is legitimate because im getting high as fuck off this shit. altho obviously its dirt compared to the unparalleled glory of canadian weed; but you sheeple are much too ignorant to comprehend how great that shit is next to the shwag ass shit you have in the states.

using your power of deduction; just what the heck to you suspect the culprit of this queer occurrence is?

At 10/24/09 02:05 AM, Reed wrote:

At 10/23/09 08:46 PM, MadCow wrote: also laughing gas is awesome but like, i dunno where id buy some. seems like itd be kinda hard to find and also hella expensive

they sell it at food stores, especially bulk food stores as whipped cream cartridges or something like that. They look like little metal cartridges sorta like the co2 one's you'd get for a bb gun or something, and then you gotta buy a cracker

also yeesh people its not that bad, did i take a wrong turn and end up at the mothers against drugs club or somethin damme

lmao fuck that shit. i already know you can do whippits but id wanna get a full canister like @ the dentists cuz that shits rad as fuck. but thatd be expensive as fuck and you prolly gotta pretend youre using it for something else to buy it & then it prolly wouldnt be exactly the same as the dentists

At 10/23/09 04:13 PM, DumbassDude wrote:

At 10/23/09 04:00 PM, Sneak-a-Toke wrote: A quarter is the most you need for one person, if they are good shrooms.
I beleive 300 mushrooms are alot more then you need.

Guess it depends on the amount of people.

We are obviously not going to use em all, 3 of us so that's about 50 each.

Should be fun.

lmao wat? 50? take pics are you sure you have the right type of shroom cuz i ate like 5 before and i was tripping 10x that and im pretty sure you'd be insane or od if its possible.

also laughing gas is awesome but like, i dunno where id buy some. seems like itd be kinda hard to find and also hella expensive

At 10/20/09 01:06 AM, Canas wrote:

At 10/20/09 12:57 AM, MadCow wrote:

At 10/20/09 12:42 AM, Canas wrote: who masturbates to magazines anyways

i like to jack off to these rly old national geographics i found & pretend im a sexually confused boy in the 1950s; its a p. hot fantasy in my humble opinion

i was once a young boy as I traveled through the african savanna with my rich father who owned a diamond mine and many many chocolate people sometimes he would let me see the chocolate women naked and he would fight with them naked and he would make them cry but I knew my daddy was a good man because my mommy said so back home where my nanny would show me naughty movies from america when I couldn't go to work with my daddy because it was too dangerous but I often saw lions and antelope and giraffes

holy shit my dick is so hard it hurts; i feel like im finna nut all over my g**h d**n monitor.

i wish to arrange some sort of deal where you write stories for my privately & i will pay you 20USD per story and/or trade you illustrations of your stories for the text & we can go into business together and start an erotic newsletter that updates biweekly. or mayhaps you already have a website & i could sign up for membership??? i wouldnt mind, it just cant show up on my moms cc bill

At 10/20/09 01:00 AM, Minion777 wrote: this thread has tits in it that is pornography and that is a no no please fix this

Agreed! I was just reading up on the Newgrounds.com Bulletin Board System General Forum rules, and it clearly states that:

"Posting pornographic (including cartoon porn) or NSFW (Not Safe For Work) material. Exceptions include NG staff or if you're posting to the Art Forum and it's relevant rather than downright perverted."

I don't want to have to report this, but it's my job... sorry OP.

At 10/20/09 12:42 AM, Canas wrote: who masturbates to magazines anyways

i like to jack off to these rly old national geographics i found & pretend im a sexually confused boy in the 1950s; its a p. hot fantasy in my humble opinion

whoa im p. d**g jealous of ya homes sounds like you could become a thrillionaire hecka soon if you aint one already. i wish i done that stuff but im not 15 yet is that gay i hope not i need respect from strangers on the internet to validate my existence

spice gold works but fuck that shit just get weed ya pussy its not that big of a deal. fuck if you wanna smoke just get some & smoke

ugh just smoked some of this gay 2/10 cali weed this shit is trash doenst get me high @ all; if only i could get me some legendary canadan bud, they truly must live as gods up there im so glad certain weed strains are more potent than others, how else would we know whos better than who @ professional smoking

fuck all u faggots smokin ur dirt!!!

here in canada our weeds so bomb u just look at it & ur blazed as fuck hurr durrrrr

lmao yours is slightly less gay happy 400 pages but shouldnt we wait till 420 (GET IT CUZ 420 IS A SPECIAL POTHEAD NUMBER & MEANS WE DO DRUGS ESPECIALLY WEED XD)

At 10/14/09 12:38 AM, Rallard wrote: sorry bro... my bad!!!

anyway i started to listen to this old classic band lately, called Yes...

ill be the roooooouuundabout