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Topic: Ed Edd n Eddy big picture show

Posted: 07/03/09 09:16 PM

Forum: General

good movie but aw they showed eddys gay bro but didnt show double ds head this is bullshit


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Topic: so there was this fireworks stand

Posted: 07/03/09 01:49 AM

Forum: General

At 7/3/09 01:44 AM, MilestoneRazor wrote:
At 7/3/09 01:35 AM, MadCow wrote:
At 7/3/09 01:20 AM, brassmonker1234 wrote:
At 7/3/09 01:17 AM, MilestoneRazor wrote: Leave this thread, authorities are being contacted.
you sir, win this thread.
zOMG epic lulz win!!!!11!!1one!11!!!!eleventy!!1 u win over 9000 internets & a cookie =p

@OP: dont f*** with ng or u get 0\/\/N3D >=]]
yeah d00d tahts rite how do i cull3ct t3h intarnets n mai cookeh?! btw owned lol!!1!!11!1111!leleventy!11!1one!1!1shi ft!@1111111!!!!!1111111111!!!11111

I'm sorry, I don't understand the reference.








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Topic: so there was this fireworks stand

Posted: 07/03/09 01:35 AM

Forum: General

At 7/3/09 01:20 AM, brassmonker1234 wrote:
At 7/3/09 01:17 AM, MilestoneRazor wrote: Leave this thread, authorities are being contacted.
you sir, win this thread.

zOMG epic lulz win!!!!11!!1one!11!!!!eleventy!!1 u win over 9000 internets & a cookie =p

@OP: dont f*** with ng or u get 0\/\/N3D >=]]


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Topic: I am the internet meme GOD!

Posted: 07/02/09 10:00 PM

Forum: General

At 7/2/09 09:57 PM, Crumption wrote: I hope burn in hell.

I hope float in heaven.


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Topic: I Got Beaten Today.

Posted: 07/01/09 05:18 PM

Forum: General

At 7/1/09 05:09 PM, Myillusions wrote: wades wife was sucking my dick the other day

whoa there buddy! dont go talking doing that always being like that doing the talk about my best pal like that, i'll fuck your face ok


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Topic: Reflecting on my time here

Posted: 06/25/09 12:21 AM

Forum: General

you're the worst


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Topic: The Stoner's Club

Posted: 06/24/09 12:45 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 6/24/09 12:35 AM, Scrotaculous wrote:
At 6/24/09 12:33 AM, MadCow wrote:
At 6/23/09 11:51 PM, Scrotaculous wrote: Here I put the flash on.
wtf is that shit, frozen salad? i bet it smells like old tomatos & dirt
God dammit, I don't even smoke weed, I just go to grocery stores and glue the lettuce together.

DONT YOU THINK I KNOW THAT. hella obvious its just lettuce & brocoli bits glued together w/ some carrot shavings for garnish. nice try.


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Topic: Newgrounds Sig Makers

Posted: 06/24/09 12:40 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 6/23/09 08:05 PM, QuikFox wrote:
At 6/23/09 07:27 PM, MadCow wrote: wat the fuck why is quikfox here is retrogade back up?
Need a programmer.

oic

well while you wait fer that programmer, make me a sig brah! something neato & psychedelic & colorful shit like the one i have now but better cuz you can make a better one cuz yer quikfox & whatnot ;-) :-) :-P :-* :-$


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Happy

Topic: The Stoner's Club

Posted: 06/24/09 12:33 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 6/23/09 11:51 PM, Scrotaculous wrote: Here I put the flash on.

wtf is that shit, frozen salad? i bet it smells like old tomatos & dirt


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Happy

Topic: The Stoner's Club

Posted: 06/23/09 09:53 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 6/23/09 08:24 PM, Scrotaculous wrote: I just got a dub of some really nice shit. My digital camera doesn't do it justice at all. It has a really sweet tea like smell to it, and I'm pretty sure it has some sort of haze in it, but it definitely isn't just haze.

dddaaaaamn thats some bammer ass shit mayne hardcore shwag, $1/g?


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Topic: Newgrounds Sig Makers

Posted: 06/23/09 07:27 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

wat the fuck why is quikfox here is retrogade back up?


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Topic: The worst album ever

Posted: 06/23/09 05:39 PM

Forum: General

At 6/23/09 05:24 PM, Jarvid wrote:
At 6/23/09 05:22 PM, TheZach wrote: Hello. Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me.

Is there anyone home?
Yes there is someone here. And he is not a chubby black kid with a wimpy fro.

whoa nice reference brah. alrigh, just cuz of that: recommend me some floyd & prove me wrong. i do drugs & listen to weird shit so theres a 50/50 chance already! however, if i am not impressed @ all, and they are just as boring & lame as i previously assumed, i will be forced to request you go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself like a big dumb baby.

tired of bullshit recommendations from fans that think their mediocre band is the ultimate undeniable shit & then i think it'll be best shit ever but when i get around to listening to it its just OK. first the beatles, then radiohead, pink floyd better not be on the same boat boyo


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Topic: The worst album ever

Posted: 06/23/09 05:20 PM

Forum: General

fuck pink floyd & their pretentious fans


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Topic: The Stoner's Club

Posted: 06/23/09 05:14 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 6/23/09 04:59 PM, HippityGopher wrote: If you are going to spring for a grinder you should get one that has a kief screen.

i grind with my fucking spic dick

so wat up?

are you smoking as we speak?

taking an inhale of the flavor of the week?

kinda bummed cuz im almost out of this fucking awesome pineapple kush shit i have. its club shit & really really good, smells delicious as fuck & even smoke tastes pretty good & normally smoke tastes the same to me. got hooked up hella cuz its normally expensive as fuck but i got an 8th fer $10 & the promise of one anal brutalization ceremony to be scheduled for a later date :-) :-P ;-) O:-) :-X :-$ :-*


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Topic: Do you think Hank should have died?

Posted: 06/21/09 06:13 PM

Forum: General

Well, I don't think he should have died, but I definitely think he's somewhat ready to die at any time. His job field does come with a certain amount of risks and danger afterall. But he knew that when he first pursued his career in the exciting world of propane and propane accessories.


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Angry

Topic: Who wants to be a Literature Mod?

Posted: 06/20/09 06:18 PM

Forum: General

At 6/20/09 06:01 PM, esko-man wrote:
At 6/20/09 05:54 PM, MadCow wrote: No no, I'm pretty sure you're wrong. I'd definitely be a swell moderator. I've already been a forum and review moderator, why should this be any more difficult?
Well there's no doubt that you would be a trusted moderator, but it doesn't mean you did a great job as either of the others. I just get the feeling that your intolerance would be the best of it.

Whoa there partner, just what the heck are you implying?!


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Topic: Who wants to be a Literature Mod?

Posted: 06/20/09 05:54 PM

Forum: General

At 6/20/09 05:50 PM, esko-man wrote:
At 6/20/09 05:47 PM, MadCow wrote:
My credentials: Published author, professional muser/advisor, and newspaper journalist/editor for many prestigious publications such as the article I write in my town's weekly Pennysaver and the school paper of the local middle school :-)
Yeah, but from the vast majority of posts I've seen by you, you're a fucking dick. You probably wouldn't be a very level headed mod for something you deal with so much yourself.

No no, I'm pretty sure you're wrong. I'd definitely be a swell moderator. I've already been a forum and review moderator, why should this be any more difficult?


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Topic: Who wants to be a Literature Mod?

Posted: 06/20/09 05:47 PM

Forum: General

As one of the many, many, mediocre, yet pretentious Newgrounds "writers", I would definitely be up to this task, as this new literature portal is a necessary addition to the website!~

My credentials: Published author, professional muser/advisor, and newspaper journalist/editor for many prestigious publications such as the article I write in my town's weekly Pennysaver and the school paper of the local middle school :-)


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Topic: NG Boston meet up

Posted: 06/20/09 01:43 PM

Forum: General

ewwww a bunch of smelly poor people better not be coming. id recommend bringing @ least 15 hundo, chump change tbh. also, no blacks allowed.


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Topic: hey fatties

Posted: 06/18/09 10:12 PM

Forum: General

At 6/18/09 10:06 PM, rachelraye wrote:
At 6/18/09 09:17 PM, HotHoboSex wrote: I wish I was fat. I could get bigger jugs!!
Sigh
SO not true
im the rare chubby girl whos only got 38 Bs :(

that is terrible! you are the worst!


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Topic: Does anyone still watch Adult Swim?

Posted: 06/18/09 10:05 PM

Forum: General

At 6/14/09 10:51 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: Metalocalypse, Superjail, The Mighty Boosh, and Look Around You are magnificent shows.

mighty boosh is just awful. t&e is much better, so disgusting i was looking forward to it because i had seen old greg & eels song on youtube before it aired and all the fans say its better that t&e but it sucks dick. at least t&e parody shit, mighty boosh is just plain dumb. i get the shit in it thats supposed to be funny but it's pretty gay 2/10 imho


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Topic: Newgrounds Sig Makers

Posted: 06/18/09 07:03 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

lmao @ ngsm-bot! gay 2/10, why not just pm ngsm if you wanted pass you fucking h


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Topic: Nine Inch Nails: 1988-2009

Posted: 06/17/09 10:24 PM

Forum: General

Meh, they havent been good since the downward spiral. altho i would have loved to see them when they toured with death from above 1979, but dfa's broken up too so now the chance it'll happen again is even slimmer :-(


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Happy

Topic: Summer Changes

Posted: 06/17/09 02:35 AM

Forum: General

I dunno what I'll do this summer! I'm into emo and zines. I actually used to do sexual stuff with my father. It was kinda weird when it first happened, but it's cool now. We jerk each other off and sometimes I rub his load into my nipples. It's pretty cool. I like to taste it. It's salty. Sometimes I mix our semen together. It's like a party for our sperm. They get some "social time." For a little while we used to play with each others faeces. It was gross for a little bit, but once you get over the whole "it stinks" part, it's awesome. It's like playing with DIY play dough. That's pretty punk. I would love to play with your feces. Some would think feces is faeces but hot chick feces is alot better. Yours would be THE SHIT. LOL. GET IT?


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Topic: NG Indians?

Posted: 06/17/09 02:29 AM

Forum: General

At 6/17/09 02:19 AM, THEJamoke wrote: We had a Native-American user once, but his story didn't end so well.

This is a disgustingly inappropriate post and I find it highly offensive and completely uncalled for. How dare you joke about such sensitive subject matter? You are a terrible human being and I wish misfortune upon you and your entire family.


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Topic: Xmen Origins: Wolverine

Posted: 06/16/09 09:29 PM

Forum: General

get the vg, it has blood & is pretty cool if you get the "unleashed" version or some shit.


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Angry

Topic: Marijuana Reform Advocates, Halp!

Posted: 06/16/09 08:44 PM

Forum: General

At 6/16/09 08:39 PM, esko-man wrote:
At 6/16/09 08:30 PM, MadCow wrote: pfft typical stoner pseudointellectual BS! it will never be legalized, you need to grow the fuck up & face facts: ITS A DRUG. i am an ex-partaker, yes, but you need to realize the pot you get these days is weed on steroids, its pot 2.0!
I'm not a stoner. I'm just a person like you who thinks about things, and knows what he supports. If you think complete legalization is the goal here, I should have made it a little bit more clear in my initial post. The US is nearing having the 14th state with legalized medicinal marijuana, and you'd be a fool to think that others won't follow suite. It is a drug, as is anything taken other than food to change your behavior, and it is your decision as an individual to partake or not. Pot 2.0? What the fuck...

uhm... no. national marijuana legalization is, and will always remain, the crazy dream of a pohead stoner loser! pot 2.0 is more than 5 times as potent as the best quality you could get back when i smoked! the thc content is so high it could very well have lsd-like effects when mixed with tobacco & salvia in an increasingly popular variety of marijuana cigarettes known as "taargus" or "plibts" on the streets


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Angry

Topic: Marijuana Reform Advocates, Halp!

Posted: 06/16/09 08:30 PM

Forum: General

pfft typical stoner pseudointellectual BS! it will never be legalized, you need to grow the fuck up & face facts: ITS A DRUG. i am an ex-partaker, yes, but you need to realize the pot you get these days is weed on steroids, its pot 2.0!


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Angry

Topic: Pixar's "up" Gets Thumbs Down

Posted: 06/16/09 07:41 PM

Forum: General

At 6/16/09 05:23 PM, ragingfred wrote:
At 6/15/09 10:48 PM, MadCow wrote:
At 6/15/09 10:27 PM, ragingfred wrote: I smell copypasta.
every thread over a paragraph in length is copypasta! you're a real fucking idiot ya know that :-)
no. it's just that every well thought out thread that uses proper grammar with linguistic techniques on a subject readily available on another site tends to be from another site. good job on the review if it's yours!

Well, I AM a professional journalist/muser/critic, so I THINK I'm perfectly capable of writing a decent review, thank you very much.

At 6/16/09 06:48 PM, Myillusions wrote:
At 6/1/09 02:33 AM, scottmale24 wrote: madcow wtf you doin
mad cow's a sick pervet he tried to get nude pictures of me

no way bro! i GOT those nude piXXX & i still got em saved for future masturbatory sessions. if anyone wants to see em send me a PM, you wont be disappointed, cuz theyre mad h0t (she opens her vag up & everything, shes such a crazy slut!) & this chicks a TOTAL bitch thats always a jerk to me for no reason even tho we were both deeply in love for hella months, so it's for a good cause knaddimean

At 6/16/09 06:53 PM, froggerfreak wrote: its disneys pixar now not pixar

Oh! My goodness! I had no idea, thanks for the "411" Information!~


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Happy

Topic: Pixar's "up" Gets Thumbs Down

Posted: 06/15/09 10:48 PM

Forum: General

At 6/15/09 10:27 PM, ragingfred wrote: I smell copypasta.

every thread over a paragraph in length is copypasta! you're a real fucking idiot ya know that :-)


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