ugh just chugged like 2 bottles of nyquil to get things goin better. im feeling like i do when i wake up every morning take a shit; shower; shave; stand over the stove, then i whip it like a slave

i only do that when im crossing streams with my best bro, add an extra sense of excitement and friendly competition

At 11/8/09 04:25 AM, sandmanstaysawake wrote:

At 11/8/09 04:22 AM, MadCow wrote: americas idoit by the greendays

or pretty pony by the store temple pirates

i'm sorry, i don't understand the reference.

if i didnt love the smell of smoke so much i would quit but god dammit i love everything about burning plants everytime i set a fire i wouldnt leave, just watch my creation burn & breathe in the sweet smell of success. actually i kind of am a hippy cuz i usually scatter a few bags of trash & set it on fire to start things off. thats like recycling isnti t?

p.s. will caffine get my hella high if i snort it. i bought like 30 pills of this stuff thats supposed to be caffine & acetametophen i railed like 17 so far & i think im starting to come up but i dunno wut to expect the dude didnt give me that much 411

At 11/8/09 03:39 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 11/8/09 03:14 AM, MadCow wrote: fuck mother earth i litter on purpose to spite people like you i smoke weed because i like to burn trees & plants for fun

I am you. And you are me. And we're those trees. And we are the Earth and we are the universe.

But srsly, that was funny what you said, I laughed.

im not joking breh been arrested for arson 3 times, i dont buy any save the earth bullshit or any children are the future bullshit, so fuck them both, they can clean my mess if they want. i remember the first time i got high it was cuz i set a field on fire & some hippy fuckface like you happened to be secretly growing some of that sweet sweet mary jane. when i got home i googled my symptoms & used my power of deduction to find out i was in fact on the pot & loving it.

who has 2 thumbs and started almost all the recent socal wildfires in the past 5 years? THIS GUY

At 11/8/09 04:17 AM, rachelraye wrote: when i worked at 7 11 i was able to but booze...
uhhh mum helps ITT people like what ill be doing get jobs
dad works at disney so we get free passes
stepmum travels all around the world teaching PAPs and cpr so we get to go to hawaii and las vegas and such

yo im gonna be in anaheim next weekend help me get into disneyland for free ive always been there for you man

americas idoit by the greendays

At 11/8/09 04:13 AM, mrTOASTee wrote:

At 11/8/09 04:09 AM, PinballWizard976 wrote: What the fuck are you talking about man?

are you the bastard that reported my murder post

no it was me. i reported this one too. sorry man, its my job.

At 11/8/09 04:11 AM, sandmanstaysawake wrote:

At 11/8/09 04:09 AM, MadCow wrote: i took the heat for this one guy on probation that i got drunk w/ & we went out & fucked up all these black crackheads & now i got hooked up with free crystal from my brothers in the AB

....you committed a hate crime for methamphetamines?

i get hella cheap H too ¯\(º_o)/¯

ohhh now i get it! clever! what an lol!

posting in an epic thread

what is this im dont understand? im 12 and what is tihs???

i took the heat for this one guy on probation that i got drunk w/ & we went out & fucked up all these black crackheads & now i got hooked up with free crystal from my brothers in the AB

DONT WATCH THOSE VIDEOS THEY SPAWN MALICIOUS TROJAN SPYWARE VIRUSES

allah akbar

ah my god i hella want this uglyass car so i can pick up some butterfaces & get an awkward handjob cuz none of them wanna suck my uncircumcised peen

i think madcow is pretty wacky =p

At 11/8/09 03:35 AM, Pico wrote: I liked this thread a lot better when I read it on the Something Awful forums.

Three months ago.

shat up that thread sucked i gave it 1 & did NOT digg it. gbs is poop in this observers humble opinion you gotta get where its @

XD omgwtfbbq epic fail is epic fail... lulz.

At 11/8/09 03:33 AM, wildface098 wrote: no fucking cliff games that always result in the stick figure nearly making it but dying...

no backseat modding fuckhead, read the fucking rules & use the search bar next time

fuck your gayass game you dumb little baby you think this forum is a fucking joke serious discussion only if i see you breaking the rules again you've earned yourself a mod reportation by me myself

At 11/8/09 03:19 AM, SmileyFaic wrote: fuk and shit would mostly do, but to friends i say something that translates to "pussydick", but in dutch it sound better...

uw vriend ist der pussen dicht

wut do you guys think bout rick roll. i myslef think it p. epic

i give them a solid "gay 2/10"

fuck mother earth i litter on purpose to spite people like you i smoke weed because i like to burn trees & plants for fun

here i come constantinople here i come constantinople i am coming constantinople here i cum

nuts to sensationalism go suck an egg you fucking h

& then mavis that fat bitch was all EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A NUG INTO THE BOWL. ITS A BONE BONG AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START SMOKING THE DANK ALONGSIDE WITH MY MAIN MAN, BLARTICUS. I SMOKE, AND I SMOKE HARD, MAKIN' WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I BLOW SOME SWEET SMOKE RINGS. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY SMOKED WEED OUT OF A DICTATOR'S SKULL. I CAN. I SAY IT, AND I SAY IT OUT LOUD TO PEOPLE EVERYDAY, AND ALL THEY PROVE IS PEOPLE CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. TWO HOURS INCLUDING COMING DOWN EVERY MORNIng. & im all wutever u fatass cunt go eat some more god damn snickers am i right fellas

so i says to mavis i says touch my god damn pudding ass you speaker of the weed you

draw hella big titties that shitd be mad hot

At 11/2/09 11:25 PM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: I just stole a Video Tape! Even if the popos find out, I'll only serve a week at most! What!? What do you mean I'm serving a life sentence?! This is bullshit!

California fucking sucks balls. Go to Google and look this up. Life sentence for a fucking video tape. I don't give a shit if Cali has a 3 strike rule, this is just retarded.

so because one guy (probably a black man) stole something & got a life sentence, that means the whole state sucks? wut about all our bomb ass weed breh