My cat catches birds.

Max Sucks.
(I'm max...)

grats on everyone

Rat (Yang, 1st Trine, Fixed Element Water): Forthright, tenacious, systematic, meticulous, charismatic, hardworking, industrious, charming, eloquent, sociable, shrewd. Can be manipulative, vindictive, mendacious, venal, selfish, obstinate, critical, over-ambitious, ruthless, intolerant, scheming.
Wrong year on my profile, '96 actually.

Interesting...

Yeah, fucking lame story. It's only good if your actually being sincere.

At 8/14/09 12:19 AM, norcemastero wrote: bump

Don't fucking bump the topic you moron. Sorry, I haven't the slightest about humorous medal icons

Take two horse tranquilizers. Pour a tall glass of fine bourbon. use the bourbon to help the tranquilizers down your throat one at a time. If not satisfied do the following: Take two horse tranquilizers. Pour a tall glass of fine bourbon. use the bourbon to help the tranquilizers down your throat one at a time.

I wouldn't try that, just kidding

maybe watch a boring movie or read a book.

At 8/13/09 10:32 PM, Neenja-SkLz wrote: I feel sorry for you. I don' start school until September 8th.

Yeah me too, sucks donkey member you start so early...

Ha... ha... real funny.

Why don't you read a book about parenting, newgrounds won't help you.

Have you ever reposessed a slave?

That's happened to me, except she liked me enough to disobey her parents and date me.

At 8/6/09 06:39 PM, SatanHam wrote: he doesn't have any fries to go with his ketchup.

hopefully he has a good gameboy game to enjoy.

Make a love partner.

COME ON, after your brother thinks your sexual deviant, then just use the computer

and don't use teh fucking mouse!!

I am not ashamed, I'm actually proud seeing as my other friends can't even spell flash.

If it works with the girl then it's fine for me

Spock the cock.

oh ya.

Sucks for you buddy.

At 10/16/08 08:49 PM, andythehedgehog wrote: Scary movie 1-4, Epic Movie, Disaster movie, and Meet The Spartans.

Haha, that strip does illustrate what happens in those movies!

I've don't get it... I haven't left... yet!

What's wrong with you? bahahaha look at the noobish screenshot, it makes me sick!

I cheated on his wife.

Vista came with my laptop and it wasn't too bad, it never really crapped out on me. but it was at most times slow and unreliable so I downgraded and XP is really working out.

if people spend time drawing art, then they should be respected.

Hide it. think of something that turns you off

but IT could be something of a heart attack...

typos. fuck.

That does look good, but I could also be something of a heart attack.

At 7/28/09 08:41 AM, TJoyal wrote: Should I still date her and try to get stuff out of the relationship?

Whatever you want. I wouldn't ask newgrounds for advice, you'll end up as a registered sex offeneder.