At 8/29/09 04:04 PM, Rucklo wrote: i get laid by jonas.

what?

My Jonas perambulates when I walk.

No. No they don't. Except Jonas, he done get the snatch by the batch.

A spell check wouldn't go a miss.

At 5/16/09 06:40 AM, Jonas wrote: Step 1. Have your girlfriend make me a pizza while you're busy making a shitty faux pizza.
Step 2. Bang your girlfriend.
Step 3. Have her order pizza because she's a terrible cook while we're having sex.

Step 4. Rub hot cheese on her face and pretend that is a pizza and take pictures?

At 5/16/09 06:42 AM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 5/16/09 06:37 AM, carbonwater wrote: Easier and lazier to just get a pizza delivered to your house.

Yeah true, but I like to try new things so I may try this.

Thanks Macdeth, I might try that cause it sounds tasty.

Yeah exactly, it's cool making things from cheap ingredients. It's healthier than an ordered pizza and you get a lot more for your money.

A road bike

Put 2 slices of medium white bread into your toaster but do not toast, just let it lightly toast it. Slice up some cheddar cheese and finely chop an onion. When the lightly toasted toast is done, spread some tomato purée onto the light toast, add the cheese and onions. Place under the grill for about 2 minutes then eat that shit right up. I eat this a lot because it tastes fucking cool and it's quick you should try it sometime.

Pizza Toast

P.s put some herbs on it

I just bought a bike pump that looks like a penis. I'm never going to use it.

Jonas is a NG legend, he can do what he likes.

-Cunt

tldr

usually a couple of hours after getting up, so around 4pm

..into doing anal, was the rest of the thread title which got cut off.

other than just shoving it in there mid intercourse.

for some of my former girlfriends it wasn't an issue, just one of those "hey want to try this?" "ummm...okay!" type things.
but my current girlfriend absolutely refuses to do this.
any suggestions?

I'm very aroused.

Has Lucy got them out yet?

Denvish shmenvish.

PornHub is brilliant. Especially now i can watch it on the iPhone.

You're a moron, try living in Russia.

At 10/8/08 03:17 PM, Earfetish wrote:

At 10/8/08 03:06 PM, Jack wrote: the horrible things she has done in the past is sickening.

did you watch Celebrity Big Brother?

She's a dumb broad with a head like a fucking potato.

My good friend, Josh Bedn.

Yeah i meant to say car.

Awesome thread.

I'd jam the crowbar into the grill on the front of a jar (probably a 4X4) so the straight end was pointing to the ground at a slight angle. Then i would lie in the middle of the road and have the 4x4 fucking ram the bar into my skull. Either that or try and drink it.

You should probably log out.

CaptainBob's balls.

Shoot yourself with it! haha! oh boy that's a great story.

Nope.

Haha. Black People.

Which US state do you think is the worst to live in and why?

Fuck brown bread, tastes like fried chicken to me.

Way to post. You're about 300 years late.