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At 4/1/05 01:12 AM, pierrot-le-fou wrote: Yeah, the extreme Mcdonalds sponsoring of NG last year was better.

Numagrounds is just too obvious, Tom, you need to brainstorm something better.

yeah, what would be hillarious is if you deleted pierrot-le-fou's account!
HAAHAHA

:P

At 4/1/05 12:28 AM, pieoncar wrote: Filling up the frontpage with a bunch of awful, low-scoring flashes was such a lame April Fool's joke... I expect more from Newgrounds.

bahahahahahah

At 4/1/05 12:04 AM, Jack_the_Ripp3r wrote: Must be an April Fools day Joke

I thought it was real :(
it's march 31st here :(

At 3/31/05 05:37 PM, Spoiledmilk wrote: Try it! If you don't know how learn it from me!

rule 1: post topics boasting about how egocentric you are
rule 2: once you get banned for said topics, explain to the mods that "You can't ban me bitch, my ego > yours!"

:P

Schfiftyfive

At 5/24/04 01:22 AM, AlastorTheAngel wrote:

At 5/24/04 01:21 AM, SonnyBurnett wrote: Heard him on voice chat the other day.

Cool d00d tho.

OMG NO!!!1won
I was going to marry her!!!

him*
:o
j/k
i need to deposite my EXP...thanks mr fluffykins...

At 3/10/05 07:59 PM, smashb92 wrote: Who do you really hate at Newgrounds? I really hate that guy called SlipperyMooseCakes2. The reason is that he is always saying that he wants
his account deleted.

-smashb92

PS: If you get offended, blam me.

Yeah, well, i think everyone could have told you that 99% of the people here are going to say "I hate smashb92."

I dont hate you, I just think this is a dumb topic. It just brings up more fighting and flaming.
"Y DO U H8 DIS USER"
"WHOEVER h8S DAT USR IS A FAGGoT SO FUK U"
"I H8 U NOW U SUK BCUZ U h8 DA BEST USR LOLOLOLOL"
"LOLOLOLOLOL </3"
"STFU I > U"
and so on

At 3/12/05 04:29 PM, juraj wrote: It's one of those.

http://www.dsg4.com/04/extra/bitmap/

No problem :)

~juraj

Thank you so much!

Hey, anybody know what font they use in the main portal sign thing? (below)

http://newgrounds.com/portal/layout04/top.swf

Where it says "NEWGROUNDS FLASH PORTAL"?

I'd really like that font...so thanks to anyone who can help :D

At 3/8/05 07:51 PM, mac5 wrote: I CHOOSE YOU, PIKACHU!!

ELECTRIC SHOCK ATTACK!!! PSCCKSHCSCKKSHCKCSPCSKCSHC!!!!

"sorry i didnt realise you were cool"

please accept my warmest apologies...i hope to die a terrible death for posting spam in your ultimately-cool topic of cool coolness. :(

/me slits his wrists

I CHOOSE YOU, PIKACHU!!

ELECTRIC SHOCK ATTACK!!! PSCCKSHCSCKKSHCKCSPCSKCSHC!!!!

Hey all, I'm working with text here (as you may have seen from the topic name), and I was wondering if there is any "secret" way to focus in on a text field (much like the java script focus() command)

Help would be appreciated

yeah you have to download the plugins, which don't come with firefox
try googling "Firefox plugins". i think they've made a firefox flash plugin...but i'm a safari mac user :p

At 2/16/05 08:15 PM, Pilot-Doofy wrote:

Can you not look at your MySQL configuration file to see what is sent while logging in?

Good idea!

[God:~] Gods-Computer% ./dna
* DNA Starting up
* DNA v3.2.9, built by God.
dna> compile 'mac5.egg';
compiling mac5.egg . . .
estimated time [9 months] . . .
dna> fastforward +9mo
mac5.egg compiled
Creating file mac5.dna...
mac5.dna created...
Creating file mac5.brain...
mac5.dna completed make!
dna> exit;
[God:~] Gods-Computer% cd /areas/space/earth/creations/species/human/v0.5/mac5/
[God:~] Gods-Computer% rm -rf mac5.brain
Removed mac5's brain
[God:~] Gods-Computer% exit;
Process completed [logout]

[God:~] Gods-Computer% ./dna
* DNA Starting up
* DNA v3.2.9 by God
dna> status mac5
* mac5: Status
* Deceased - Reason: No brain!
dna> exit;
[God:~] Gods-Computer% ./party

me.onEnterThread = function() {
trace("This is kind of a fun thing to do when one is very bored :P\n");
};

Does anybody know the login method to MySQL? All MySQL Clients connect to the server (port 3306), and send something to the mysql server, that allows them to log in, correct?

I was wondering if anybody knew what exacly has to be sent to the MySQL Server in order to log in.

I don't want a "Use perl's DBI module", or "Use PHP's @mysql_connect", I can't find any documents on the subject, and this is my last resort.

At 2/9/05 05:01 PM, Enigmatic_Fury wrote: whatz an iq?

-o

durr wut did u sai

At 2/9/05 04:55 PM, Industrial_Darth wrote: 149

General IQ Score
Your General IQ Score of 149 shows how able your mind .....

please don't post the whole email :( i don't want a mod to have to use the L word :( and then press the button that corresponds to that word :( think of the children :(

At 2/9/05 04:51 PM, BonusStage wrote: aahahah i beat mac by one, thus i rock ;D

:B

At 2/8/05 09:35 PM, warpunk wrote: U R TEH SUX. I R TEH 134. Eat my balls.

*eats balls*
Muahahah, you have no balls now. And now, i have four balls! Muahahahahah.

Hello Newgrounds BBS Users. mac5 here, with a topic that will turn everyone against each other, and will cause misery among the idiots of newgrounds.

Take the IQ Test. Post your IQ, and tease others about how low their IQs are, when comared to yours!

Remember, don't lie! (I can sense lies, as my IQ is 1337.)
</hypocracy>

Mine REAL iq 129...1337 can't be achieved on this IQ Test :P

Welcome to the *nix club, the club completely dedicated to unix/linux users. This club was made as a place to discuss linux/unix (problems you may have, interface help, HOW *NIX PWNZ WIDNOWS!!) I mainly want to put an emphasis on how much better *nix machines are, than windows machines. They may not have as many compatible programs as windows machines, but they are looking like our future.

Join the club! If you're a windows user who's looking into getting a unix/linux machine, post here to discuss the pros&cons of switching over!

And this is a completely new idea! I checked the entire BBS for the search terms "Linux", "unix", and "*nix", and i found NO CLUBS! Sure, there have been dedicated Mac and PC clubs, but none of them have really had too much of a point.

-mac5 :)

At 12/3/04 12:39 AM, Ozcar wrote: I hate Ozcar, he's a damn faggot...

I totally agree with you, man. He makes trap-posts for people to reply to, then, when people reply to them, he usually bans them. Now what kind of a mod is that?

I know just how you feel about that subject, swaenK.

Hello NG BBS Users of the flash forum. I am here to bring you a place to chat live with each other about flash ideas, techniques, etc.

linkage

http://12.169.36.3:8080/flashchat.htm

At 11/24/04 05:53 PM, Rascalman wrote: those are wierd are they real

Yep, they're pretty real. I think that some of them might have been spoofed by actual students...

At 11/24/04 09:55 AM, BadReligionSkater wrote:

At 11/24/04 09:40 AM, mac5 wrote: 16. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it on Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Hahaha, that one is great.

Yeah, I think that one's one of my favorites. I laughed so hard the first time I read it. heheh

At 11/24/04 12:11 PM, Mr_Destruction wrote: those were funny. i bet teachers love seeing them.

It's hard to believe parents actually sent in those letters.

At 11/24/04 10:06 AM, Slightly_Crazy_Dude wrote: Also the one where the girl shared the bed with gramps...i wouldnt come into school at all after that.

I know...can you imagine how embarrassing that probably was to the child of those parents? The whole thing is just too funny to be true.

Hey everyone, I just got this hilarious email. Everyone with a good sense of grammer is sure to enjoy the rest of this post:

HI ALL..........JUST HAD TO SHARE THIS WITH YOU.........I WAS A TEACHER 10 YEARS PLUS AND CAN TELL YOU TRUTHFULLY THAT NOTES LIKE THESE DO COME IN..........ENJOY!! Laurie

These are real Notes written from parents in a Mississippi School District. (Spellings have been left intact.)

1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
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2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
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3. Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
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4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
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5. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
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6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
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7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was kicked in the growing.
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8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by Very close veins.
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9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
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10. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He had very loose vowels.
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11. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre)(dyrea)(direathe) the sh!ts. [Words were crossed out in the parenthesis]
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12. Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
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13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
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14. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
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15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.
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16. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it on Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
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17. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
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18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
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19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
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20. Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
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21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
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Pure hilarity, that's all i can describe that with!