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At 6/10/05 03:15 PM, -idle- wrote:

At 6/10/05 03:01 PM, mac5 wrote: 11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes,right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

The other day, some 'friends' came over univited, and Karmageddon occured.

No good.

W00T!!! MY TOPIC IS IDLE-WORTHY!

At 6/10/05 03:04 PM, Eternal_Happy_Dragon wrote: I don't get it... but nice try trying to make yourself seem smart you carbon based life-from...

I'm not a pencil :-(...and you spelled "form" wrong :-(

Here are some funny words with funny meanings I got in an email...they should give you all a good laugh.

Here they are:

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The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are this year's winners:
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes,right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
And the pick of the literature:
18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

Hohoho.

~mac5

Join if you like posting on the NG BBS! All you have to do is post!

Don't you just hate it when an idiot n00b goes and posts a stupid topic with absolutely no point?

At 6/4/05 02:41 PM, SKS wrote: Stick your finger in your belly button, twist it around a little. Smell your finger.

You think THAT smells bad? Replace "belly button" with "anus", and you'll have something that even those with no noses will be at their knees, begging for their life for you to clean your hands off.

At 5/15/05 09:25 AM, Pilot-Doofy wrote:

At 5/15/05 04:04 AM, turbonightmare wrote: I hope this explains it. (-:

Sure it does, to someone who already knows php. If you're going to "teach" people who don't know php, why not break it up in an easy-to-read paragraph that explains it all? Like this :
...

now THAT'S a tutorial.

Yeah, i've been having some wierd problems, with javascript and HTML appearing at the tops and bottoms of pages, out of context...sometimes I get multiple navigation bars (the NG logo along with all the flash buttons appears more than once), etc.

1. Operating system

Mac OS X 10.4 (tiger)

2. Browser and version

Safari v2.0

3. Internet connection

DSL (t1 line)

4. Antivirus or Firewall (if applicable)

None

5. Static (html) vs. Dynamic (php) page (Provide the broken link if possible)

I get the above errors happening in every BBS page on NG. If I refresh the page, it appears differently (IE, if i refresh it the first time, I may have five nav bars, second time, I may only have 3, the third time, I might have some broken code, and the fourth time might be alright). And again, this only happens while i'm browsing the BBS.

6. Length of session (how long you were browsing NG before things went wrong)

Browse time varies. Sometimes i'll open my browser and get an error immediately, sometimes i'll get lucky and it'll be an hour before anything happens, etc. I don't see any real pattern happening.

Hope you guys can fix this!

Hey, I was just wondering...

How do I submit a form without opening it's target URL?

IE, All i want to do is send data (when I press a button) to my URL (file name is 'takedata.php', and it's on the same dir as the HTML file with my js code

ANy help will be appreciated (a direct answer, or a reference link to some tutorial)

thanks!
~mac5

You are the devil

Omg this is teh 1337est topic in the history of topics.

At 5/14/05 11:03 PM, mac5 wrote:

At 5/9/05 07:48 AM, PelvicThrusters wrote: How can I make an actionscripted camera move when I press WSAD, as in
onClipEvent(enterframe){
if(Key.isDown(Key.Right))//For example!!! i know thats the right arrow
this._x+=5 // Plus or minus cant remember its late!
}

yet it doesnt work

Your problem is that you forgot to put curly brackets around this._x+=5

Also, the clip event handler needs to be "enterFrame", not "enterframe". Capitals count.

So, it SHOULD look like this:
onClipEvent(enterFrame){
if (Key.isDown(Key.Right)) {
this._x+=5;
}
}

Whoops, i forgot, "RIGHT" needs to be capitalized as well

so..

onClipEvent(enterFrame){
if (Key.isDown(Key.RIGHT)) {
this._x+=5;
}
}

At 5/9/05 07:48 AM, PelvicThrusters wrote: How can I make an actionscripted camera move when I press WSAD, as in
onClipEvent(enterframe){
if(Key.isDown(Key.Right))//For example!!! i know thats the right arrow
this._x+=5 // Plus or minus cant remember its late!
}

yet it doesnt work

Your problem is that you forgot to put curly brackets around this._x+=5

Also, the clip event handler needs to be "enterFrame", not "enterframe". Capitals count.

So, it SHOULD look like this:
onClipEvent(enterFrame){
if (Key.isDown(Key.Right)) {
this._x+=5;
}
}

At 5/14/05 10:11 PM, asdgwerhasdfhg wrote: ok i have the cursor follows mouse and mouse is invisible code but how do you make if your custom cursor is a crosshair and you click it makes a gun noise?

onLoad = function() {
var my_snd:Sound = new Sound(this);
my_snd.attachSound("gunshot");
my_snd.setVolume(50);
}
onMouseDown = function() {
my_snd.start(1);
}

if you have your actions inside of a movie clip, replace the handlers with movie clip handlers
ie, onClipEvent(load) and onClipEvent(mouseDown)

k?

when it loads, it'll create the sound, and attach it from the library (make sure that your sound's linkage identifier is set to "gunshot"), and when the mouse is clicked, it'll play the sound once.

the end, glad i could help

At 5/14/05 09:18 PM, Sonichu wrote: I need to open flash. How?

Yeah, i need help as well...i can't open a web browser to get on newgrounds...

Just posting to revive this topic...i've got 17 levels now...if you guys find bugs, or unbeatable levels (you must be certain that they are unbeatable), please tell me

At 5/14/05 04:16 PM, master_hen wrote: HI I WASWONDERIN IF SOMEONE COULD TEACH EM TO USE BLENDER 3D

stop yelling and get Swift3D

At 5/14/05 08:43 PM, BonusStage wrote: Who is the most emo user :'(

VOTE NOW :'(

'(

:'(
I admit... :'(
it's hard to admit :'(, but i do :'(...
here it is :'(
the admission part :'(
comming...
='(
very...
='(
soo...*sniffle*...n
*tear*
it's...
='(
BSC
=',(

At 5/14/05 06:36 PM, LiquidHampster wrote: What is the worst NG name, or the one you like the least?

mac5 is the worst name a person could think of, I mean, what the hell was he thinking when he thought of that name? Must be some mac addict...some macophile...who's obsessed with macs that he can't even help but put "mac" in his screen name. Jesus...kids these days

At 5/14/05 04:54 PM, EM0 wrote: Would you hammer in the morning?

I would ham all day long

At 5/14/05 10:08 AM, Ninjachicken1 wrote: Sorry mate it was only a joke (the whole fuck-off thing) I think the game is great though and do apoligise if I upset you I thought you would take it in good humour.

Oh, alright, it's all good then. Apology accepted. I thought you were just trying to be a smartass...

I usually don't take "fuck off" as a friendly greeting, and there are so many people here who do what you did, and are serious about it, that I wasn't sure what to think.

Sorry for flaming you in response to your previous message
~mac5

At 5/13/05 11:10 PM, eh-productions wrote: how do you test other peoples levels
?

actually, you can't really...sorry about that :'(

At 5/13/05 08:53 PM, Ssilver7 wrote: I said that 3D is more realistic. You can't seriously say that 2D is more realistic.

My reality is 4D....

At 5/13/05 10:04 PM, robzombie24 wrote: How do they get those voices? I dont know how to save it =/. I am also too lazy to record my voice. Y must i sound like a girl?>.> Damn my voice and not changing=(

google "text to speech" and i'm sure you'll find a few.

At 5/13/05 09:45 PM, NazelbikAuthor wrote:

At 5/13/05 09:39 PM, ReviwMan1000 wrote: i cant vote on it b/c sumone with my similar IP address already voted 4 it anywayz CONGRATS

Maybe that's because you already voted for that movie today, hmm?
You should e-mail the right people instead of making a thread exposing your hum.. ideas.

no...i got that message as well...when it was first under judgement

and i was about...102% sure that i hadn't already voted..wierd

At 5/13/05 09:38 PM, Murch wrote: Here is another:

Nice :)

At 5/13/05 09:41 PM, Fury-X wrote: Maybe u should send him an email?

Or visit the NG chat...he's at the chat a lot

At 5/13/05 08:51 PM, ReviwMan1000 wrote: AAHAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA mac5 ur flashchatv3 got deleted heres some script

First of all, I wanted v3 to get deleted, because it got messed up.
Second, I don't see that you have any submitted flash.

So lay the hell off me.

At 5/13/05 09:22 PM, Murch wrote: why wont it load anymore?

Sorry, my internal IP changed...should work now

At 5/13/05 08:46 PM, Murch wrote: oops
....

Thanks. I thought it was a bit easy, so I changed a few things, but you're still definitely getting credit.

Thanks again!
~mac5