1,344 Forum Posts by "mac5"
At 1/17/06 02:41 PM, VeinsOnFire- wrote: Enjoy.
Look, I know what's going on.
You photoshopped yourself to make it look like you have a penis.
Well let me tell all of you something:
That blur mark is not covering anything.
He's making it look like he has something to hide, when he has nothing to hide, because there's nothing there.
:P <3
At 1/16/06 02:04 AM, Sharagoneal wrote: Well since you are new here i will post this just for you
Now that I've made it to level 12 (For about the third time), I can take the screenshot of me having 1,337 posts, and get on with my life.
If I had a bit more time right now, I'd make a witty picture like the one you took from RedCircle, and I'd post it here to flame you, but since I don't, I'll just write my response in text:
First of all, you joined newgrounds in early 2005. I joined in late 2003. That's just over a year before you.
Second, the simple fact that I have a lesser post-to-level ratio than most people does not make me a noob. It actually means I'm not as addicted to newgrounds as some people are.
Third, you are in violation of a Newgrounds BBS rule, about posting messages irrelevant to their parent topics.
Here's a good tip: Read the topic before you post in it. Posting relevant messages will do you no harm. Subtly flaming users, or playing "Newgrounds Policeman" will get others to know you as an asshole.
Think of this as a warning. I do not know you very well, and I will not go further than what I have already posted, in way of an insult/comeback.
You don't have to respond to this message - Nobody does.
The point of this thread was to get people to draw weapons and futuristic machines for me.
Which reminds me...
*** EVERYONE STILL INTERESTED IN CONTINUING WITH THE CONTEST, PLEASE READ BELOW ***
I remind you again, NO TRACKS, PLEASE!.
That will be all.
*** PEOPLE WHO HAVE ALREADY RESPONDED ***
SuburbaniteHunter - I like your NG Army tank. I will try to replicate it as best as possible, and then put some awesome camouflage texture on it. Since this tank looks so big and powerful, it will probably appear in the later stages of the game. Also, I'm taking out the tracks. As I said before, tracks are hard to manipulate. I will replace them with large wheels, which I think will make it look better in 3D. You will get full recognition in the credits.
fedges - ZOMGLOLLERWAFFLE. Concerning the "Stop that" sigs - everyone I know has made their own, so have I. If you have flash, copy someones sig to your desktop, import it to flash (or another .gif editor of your choice), cross out whoever's name isn't crossed out, write your own, and make your original animation. You can see mine has been through quite a few people already. :P
LOLOMGWTFBBQ - I said no conventional tanks! I'm really actually looking for futuristic/concept tanks. Nice idea though :P
Cloudy_One/Patch_The_Red - Thanks you guys, all help is appreciated. Can't wait for your designs! I haven't figgured out a deadline yet. I guess when I get all the basics of the game down, and finish all the levels. By then, it will be harder for me to add enemies and stuff. So basically, the deadline isn't any time soon.
Thanks again, all of you (who have posted relevant ideas)
-mac5
And now, for my monthly post (Which also happens to be my 1337th post).
Hello, fair newgroundsers. I come to you, on my hands and knees, washing your feet with my tears, in return for one favor...
Due to my lack of being able to draw cool stuff, I'm asking all of you to do my bidding for me, and covering it up as a drawing contest.
Alright, here it is.
I'm making a game (not flash, so don't tell me to go to flash. DON'T YOU TELL ME TO GO TO FLASH!), which is not made in flash, and I need some help.
The game is basically a 3D shooter, you are this awesome tank loaded with weapons, and you go save the world from evil, except you're probably not really saving anything, more shooting enemies and going through obstacles for the fun of it.
Anyway, what I need from you is a cool looking tank (not a conventional U.S. Army tank, in fact, I want it to look as least like an army tank as it is possible).
Let your imagination combust your cranial fluids, blasting you to a state of mental ecstacy, and hopefully allowing you to think of the coolest tank possible.
The person who makes the best tank (the one that appeals most to me) will have his or her name scribbled in every frame of every scene in this game that is past the frame that is before the credits, and before the frame which is after the credits.
Although I said before that any tank besides a conventional U.S. Army tank will do, I *would* like to make a few more standards:
• No tracks, please. Tracks around wheels are hard to manipulate in the 3D world.
• The end tank will have 3 basic weapons, a laser-cannon type thing, a machine gun (maybe two, which fold out of the tank's chassi when the weapon is engaged), and a missile launcher. You don't *have* to include all of these...I'd like the laser cannon, but if the rest of the tank is cool enough, I might accept it.
• If I see an entry I like, I may decide to alter it. In this case, the person who owns the entry I have been inspired by will still get their name scribbled in the frame between the frame before the credits and the frame after the credits.
Is that all clear?
Thanks for all your help, and have fun!
-mac5
Now back to watching TV and eating potato chips...
At 1/3/06 07:58 PM, -Buddhist- wrote: I come back because you akicked me time after time, for no reason. Hell, the first time I went into mIRC I was akicked from #ngdrunks.
It's not like I did anything wrong.
'(besides being a huge fag
I wasn't akicked the first time I was in ngdrunks.
In fact, I was akicked because of GOSSIP
FUCKING GOSSIP >:(
WHO FUCKING DID IT?
WAS IT YOU?
</spaz>
anyway, it doesn't matter i guess...but my lifelong project of making an altr-decoder has come to a halt...
:(
:cutwrists:
</emo>
Maybe there is a bright side though...I mean, at least now i'll only get flamed by altr when I'm on the bbs posting stupid replies to irrelevant topics like this, and when altr occasionally joins ng chat...
Yeah. It is better.
</bipolar>
</multiple-personality>
and I know someone's going to correct me if i don't add this...so...
</homosexual>
and last but not least,
</post>
*takes a bow and leaves*
You know, the EXACT same thing happened to me about an hour ago.
Yes, the mighty macattack shall help you out.
go to http://www.spamhaus.org/lookup.lasso and enter your IP address, where it says "lookup ip"
If that's too hard for you to figgure out, connect to riscy and i'll do it for you.
Spamhaus is gay. They put random IP's on their blacklist, for no appearant reason whatsoever.
Hopefully we can get this figgured out.
-me
I agree with you, nny. Although I do not know who this "John Mayer" is, if you say he's an asshole, he must be an asshole, and I say that from the bottom of my heart.
I join you in your parade, and together, we can Take Mayer Down., once and for all.
We are...the Antimayeravists
Your secret admirer,
mac5
At 11/6/05 01:28 AM, RommelTJ wrote: If God sent you to an island and you could choose between a shipment of booze or porn, what would you choose? There are 2 women and 1 man with you on the island.
BEWZ
At 11/6/05 02:46 AM, Ozcar wrote: Error - you cannot ban another user who has administrative privileges. Only the super admins can do that.
Oh snap!
haha pwned ozcar.
Last slot. I'm in. (i hope someone else hasn't posted by now :S)
The picture quality is poor, slightly yet visibly overexposed. The pose of the actual target (the "hot girl") is rather sluttish. My overall review of the image is that it's a rejected image for a female clothing company, done by an ameteur who used a tripod in the middle of an earthquake.
But disregard all that, she's pretty hawt. =D
At 10/5/05 03:58 AM, Morextremist wrote: I join mac5 in his awesome crusade. X-files is the ultimate Sci-Fi Parody Comedy. If any of you fags with join us meet us up at 5pm on the Sci Fi channel and 3am on the TNT network as far as I know know. While I'm watching some n3rd5 got pwnd... meet us at at a applicable time...
It makes me feel fuzzy when people support my efforts to show others how much ass certain TV series pwn.
At 10/5/05 03:57 AM, Soul_Blade wrote: Wrong forum....Go make a club if you want to
http://newgrounds.com/bbs/forum.php?id=10
No, it's not a club. It's a discussion thread. Not a club.
Thanks though :p
THis thread was made because X-Files PWNS ass.
We will use this as a place to talk about exactly how much ass the X-Files pwns.
As of right now, mulder is getting super-pwned. He's getting like...pwned every second...like...now both of his arms have been removed...OMG HES IN THE MATRIX :O
For those of you not watching the Xfiles right now, GO TURN ON THE TV AND TURN THE CHANNEL TO TNT so you can be in this cool possy.
If you don't like x-files, i have nothing against you, I just ask you not to post your evil thoughts here.
KGO.
For those of you who dont know what i'm talking about, this may seem a bit stupid, so the sooner you start watching, the more you'll be able to understand what the hell i'm talking about.
KGONOWFORREAL
At 10/5/05 01:20 AM, Silver-Scythe wrote: I friggin remember when that was the biggest thing...
Suck it!!
You poor, poor dear...was it big? Did you finally take a look in the toilet to see how big it was? If it couldn't get out of your ass (And I've seen your ass), then surely it couldn't've gone down the drain...in other words...
DETAILZ PLZ
Someone in a chatroom told me to post here.
Someone else, in the same chatroom, told me to jump off a cliff.
BRB
The letter "Q" is completely harmless. The letter "Z" on the other hand, is a weapon so deadly (x4), that, it's really deadly! Oooooh!!!
Obviously that young man you called a "moron" has a point here. I mean, obviously, when a movie or game doesn't load correctly, it's completely the author's fault. I wouldn't even try to load a movie again if it didn't load the first time. I'd just give it a zero, I wouldn't try to figgure out why the movie didn't load. I know why it didn't load, because of the stupid author. Solving problems is for faggots.
Just kidding...
What a jerk that guy was...there are so many people like that, you just have to learn to let these things go next time. The best you can do is mark it as "abusive", but that's all. I wouldn't make a big deal out of it if I were you...It makes you look somewhat of a n00b...not to be offensive, just for your information.
I need a gameshark for my girlfriend. Without it, cheating just isn't the same...
Omg liek, I wish i wuz a sillebrittee, beecuz then i cood like...say OMG IM SO HAWT!!11!1 omg my hand is lazy stupid hand i cant hold down shift n 1 at the same time omg. stupid hand stop being so lazy b4 i taik away your keebored privlidgiz
I believe that was an appropriate answer for this thread.
MY SIG HAS AN ECHQCKZ-RAEYIGH MACHINE IN IT. TOTALLY HAWT, YO.
At 6/15/05 04:56 PM, smashb92 wrote: Those are long names dude.
Yeah...I have still to find the longest name for a person =P
God damn...I saw an article on lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg a while ago, and I thought that was the longest place name...then someone told me about this place named Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch, which is impossible to pronounce, because it has SEVEN CONSONANTS IN A ROW!
...then I found this page.
According to that page, it says this is the longest place name:
Krungthepmahanakonbowornratanakosinmahintarayudyayamahadiloponoparatanarajt
haniburiromudomrajniwesmahasatarnamornpimarnavatarsatitsakattiyavisanukamph
rasit
:O
Now it is imerative that I memorize that word :-D
I've got the Krungthepmahanakon part down...=P
At 6/10/05 03:41 PM, Earfetish wrote: Viagran (n) - the term for the erect penis whilst one is looking at a grandmother's swinging bosom.
and might I add: this is something that's happened to all of us...
=P
We masturbate, you earsturbate. No need to get angry at one another.
echstatic (adj) - Becoming extraordinarily energetic, and in some cases "high", triggered by viewing disgusting images.
At 6/10/05 03:21 PM, Eternal_Happy_Dragon wrote: No its not...
Screw off.
