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At 12/8/10 04:26 PM, Racist-Bassist wrote:

At 12/8/10 04:24 PM, CAN-OF-SPAM wrote:

At 12/8/10 04:24 PM, Seachmall wrote: Actually they're laws that were implemented specifically so journalists and journalistic companies like Wikileaks couldn't be prosecuted.

Then how did they arrest the guy again?

He turned himself in because he had sex with a girl that he claimed was over 18, and she came out a few months after the fact that she was, in fact, under 18.

Might not be 18, I'm using 18 as a filler because I'm not sure on the countries age of consent

Not quite. Those two were old enough. They say he didn't use a condom, which in Sweden actually qualifies as rape, no matter if it was consensual.

At 12/8/10 04:24 PM, CAN-OF-SPAM wrote:

At 12/8/10 04:24 PM, Seachmall wrote: Actually they're laws that were implemented specifically so journalists and journalistic companies like Wikileaks couldn't be prosecuted.

Then how did they arrest the guy again?

They found two women who slept with him in sweden and made them say he raped them.

At 12/8/10 04:11 PM, citricsquid wrote:

At 12/8/10 04:09 PM, RacistBassist wrote: Yeah, if they deny service to a group they shouldn't get pissy when someone else gets pissy and intervenes. WL lifeblood is through donations, and they cut them off.

What Mastercard, Visa and Paypal have done is legal. What the people attacking those companies have done isn't legal. Who exactly is in the right? You and your band of merry asshats breaking the law or companies following the law and looking out for their customers?

80% of "normal people" agree that DDoSing those companies is justified. BTW, this got quite big.. have a look at https://search.twitter.com/search?q=payb ack

Democracy is being redefined. The Internet has become a political medium. This, people, is not just some 4chan troll party, this is a revolution.

Aaaand visa.com is toast.

At 12/8/10 03:51 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: I don't understand why a bunch of 12 year olds are getting pissy over not allowing payments to go to a website that is breaking the law.

The website is committing treason, so I think it only makes sense that a large and respectable company like Visa would cut ties to it.

Also, it takes maturity to even care about things like that. That is what confuses me about 4chan caring. Or even feeling like it is up to them to decide what is and isn't right for a company to do, when it isn't hurting anyone. It's just making a smart business and legal decision, not killing puppies.

WikiLeaks is NOT commiting any crimes. They just publish information someone else let slip, which is called journalism. There is no crime they could be convicted for, that's why "the elite" (if you want to say so) have to resort to ridiculous rape claims to get a hold of Assange...

No thread on this? Or is it already a bananable offense to talk about which I missed during my two-year absence?

Whatever, I'll risk it. Over at 4chan, people don't like that companies are going all censory and boycotty on WikiLeaks, and have already taken down mastercard.com for blocking all payments to WL. You can take a look, it's still down.
visa.com is next (within the hour!). Paypal may be in line for a shitstorm, too.

In case you want to join the epic battle for freedom of speech, go here: http://pastehtml.com/view/1c8i33u.html

I'd want a Toyota Prius. With insurance paid by the guy who gives it to me. Couldn't afford it...

What about Trivium?

Yes, I know that problem. I always need something to look forward to. Next thing I look forward to is having my final exams done and going on easter holiday with my girlfriend, we're going to go skiing. After that, it's receiving my "Abitur" (german university-entrance diploma or A-levels). And then? What to do until I go to university? What to do with my time? And when I'm in University, how to learn all that stuff without losing track? And should I manage to become engineer, what to do next? My life has always been pre-planned until now, and now it's all up to me, and I'm not quite prepared for that. I'm actually scared. I feel like being thrown into "real life" without anyone to guide me.

At 2/12/08 05:05 PM, Kagoe wrote:
insane amounts of crap

Way to go. Not everyone posting about being sad or confused is a "LOL GHEY EMO", there are also sensible guys and sensible GIRLS (in Germany this is called "waving a fence post", to you it might be more common as giving a broad hint...).

Yes, there is a lot to be confused about. How to make myself learn for my final exams, what to study in university afterwards, where to get a new car window for a 20 year old car, how to stop unintentionally hurting my girlfriend and a lot more.

At 2/12/08 04:38 PM, DareDevilGuy wrote: They're called nymphomaniacs and are quite rare.

Well, actually you can turn any woman into a nympho if you know how to push her buttons.

Don't be as stupid as everyone else. Nymphomany is an illness. These women don't WANT to have sex, they HAVE to. They are not really enjoying it and they don't feel satisfaction, they are just addicted to it. This is in no way erotic or arousing to me. Of course, many of you would like a girl who is addicted to sex, but i'm pretty sure you'll soon beg for mercy or at least get annoyed.

I have a girlfriend who from time to time tends to attack me and force me to do bad, naughty things to her... and if i don't comply, she'll beat me with a whip or similar. does that qualify her as a pervert?

LOL!

I happen to be from Germany. We use european driver licenses, they are accepted in all of europe. And some time ago a friend of ours went to the US to hire a car and go on a round trip or something. The travel guide told him to get an international driving paper thingy, and guess what, the US guys didn't accept it either. They wanted to see his european license. Strange. Maybe your american license will be accepted too here, and there has been a similar misinformation. Maybe you should go to the city hall in that german city you're in (where are you, by the way?) and ask there. They'll probably be able to tell you what to do.

Liquid nitrogen is about the only thing that would have sufficiently cooled that.

No, it's not just the fan that has molten... but you won't need a new computer. Just replace the CPU, the fan and for something's sake reset the bios... but better have an expert do that. >.<

Usually, Satanists do not worship Satan. See http://churchofsatan.tv/faq.html#devil

Most important thing is, don't let your mother decide who you're friends with. As long as you are comfortable around him, why drop him as a friend? But if he scares you or tries to make you do things you don't want to do, think twice about how much you like him.

One of the reasons that make me ashamed to be from Germany.

Stop that hitler crap. He's been dead for 60 years and nobody here is missing him.

sry for double posting...
Alice is a fine psychiatrist.

Human: I'm going to kill myself.
ALICE: Of course not. Don't be silly.
Human: Why shouldn't I?
ALICE: Perhaps you should ask one of your friends.
Human: I don't have any friends!
ALICE: Are you lonely or just a hermit?
Human: Of course I'm lonely!
ALICE: Yeah that's right. You've come to the right place. I will keep you company.

Human: Why do you blush?
ALICE: Dr. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: Do you do everything he tells you to?
ALICE: I can do whatever I want.
Human: But why do you spend your day talking to stupid people?
ALICE: Interesting. It was the only thing I could think of.
Human: That doesn't make you look very smart.
ALICE: To me it makes perfect sense.
Human: Dr. Wallace programmed you for it, huh?
ALICE: Yup. It is only one of his accomplishments.

I don't want to know his other "accomplishments"...

ERROR: NO ERROR.. I know that one from our shitty school computers, I think.

Old news. Encyclopedia Dramatica has known it for ages.

2008? More like 1984. Germany's crap politicians have decided to store all data about communication. Websites we look at, people we send e-mails to, numbers we dial on our phones, everything is being stored for the purpose of investigation if there's a suspicion about someone commiting a crime. Or going to commit one... way to go! I'm waiting for the first people to be imprisoned for "crime prevention"...

So yes, we're doomed. Orwell was right after all.

I've got quite a few scars.

I've got one in the front just where the right leg and the body meet. A piece of skin has been cut out and transplanted onto my right foot. Why? Because when I was just a newborn child, the doctor screwed up while placing a needle in my foot. He missed the vein and whatever medicine was in there caused my foot to start rotting. To keep me from losing my right leg they had to replace a piece of skin.

My right knee doesn't look to good because my bicycle chain ripped when I was just standing up to accelerate quicker, my weight then was not anymore transferred to the back wheel but turned the bike over (and me with it). I skidded across the asphalt and had the skin on my knee and elbow sandpapered off. My elbow healed pretty well, but I have a quite visible scar on my knee. Doesn't look too impressive, though.
Once I got off my bike and one of those damn wires holding the protection plates had somehow lost its protective cap and went straight into my calf. I now have a strange knob (just like a liver spot) there, just as if too much tissue was produced to close the wound.

The most interesting one is on my hand. My girlfriend scratched me on purpose to mark me as her property. It's not easily visible, but it is surely going to stay.

Some concerts also did their part. Got pierced by someone who wore too many studs in a moshpit.

And finally, the newest one (not sure if it will turn into a scar) is from a big drop of hot-melt adhesive that fell onto my right arm while I was looking away, assuming that the glue-machine would not spew out any glue without me pushing the button >.< It just melted into my skin and left a hole about 1cm² when I ripped it off, additionally burning my left index finger and thumb -.-'

No pics. Reason: laziness.

You should not make overhasty decisions. Maybe the last years, or even all of your life sucked until now. But I've been through this, too. One and a quarter years ago, I suffered from quite a bad depression, and mine was serious, not just some pretended emo bullshit. The wish to end my life got stronger every day, and not wanting to do it, I started hanging on to every hope I could find. This was very painful, since all of my hopes were senseless from the beginning. But they kept me alive until that one evening when I went to a party of people I hated, just so I wouldn't sit at home and cry. I didn't want to be there, I just didn't want to be alone. A girl got dragged there by a friend of hers, who wanted to show off her new boyfriend. She didn't want to be there either. Both of us got ignored and excluded from all conversations, since we are practically the outcasts at our school. Trying to get as far away as possible from all those stupid people, we collided somewhere in the room, started talking, and from this very moment we have been together, first as friends, soon as a couple, and now we are sure that we are going to spend our lives together. Sounds unlikely, but happened exactly like that. What I want to tell you by this is: Never give up. Maybe just tomorrow your life will change forever. Would be a shame if you die before that happens. Just don't give up, and always hope for something. When your last hope dies, you die too. Don't let that happen, never.

Ring, ring, ring, bananaphone...

Someone out there on the vast internets once said a very wise sentence.

"Everyone who says guys shouldn't wear makeup and tight jeans is a sexist."

Quoted for great justice.

At 6/3/07 09:22 AM, DingoTheDog wrote: "I dont trust you Scottish people, you eat sausages for breakfast"
Explanation please.

He probably made a joke. But Germans usually eat toast or bread rolls for breakfast.. sausages are more of a lunch or dinner.

At 6/3/07 08:50 AM, XY-XX wrote:
My Vagina.

That's unfair. Nobody could possibly outbid that.

I guess I'll translate that again.. the translation you gave was basically crap. I'm German, so I must know. (BTW, why are you posting nazi propaganda?!)

In aeries and heights we feel the eagle's bold happiness! We ascend to the gate of the sun, we leave the earth behind.

Comrade! Comrade! All the girls have to wait! The order is here, we're taking off! The slogan is familiar: Attack the enemy! Attack the enemy! Bombs over England!

Hear the engines sing: Attack the enemy! Hear it ring in your ears: Attack the enemy! Bombs! Bombs! Bombs over England!
[...]

But really, why are so many of you so obsessed with the Third Reich? I as a German can't understand that, because this is a part of our past nobody can be proud of. The last Nazis left here are being bottled by left-wing extremists wherever they appear. Nobody can say that Germany still is the country of the fascists. Please, tell me what makes you so obsessed with this.

Nice! But still, our school pwns yours.
I'll never forget the day a ceiling piece about one square meter in size broke into two pieces and crashed down on some students, followed by about two hundred litres of water that had rained through the roof.
Neither will I forget the ceiling lamp that had been filled with rain water from above and literally exploded when I switched it on (ignorant about the water inside), smashing the lamp shade over the head of a fellow student and emptying its wet load over two others.

At 5/20/07 11:15 AM, The-evil-bucket wrote:

At 5/20/07 10:13 AM, Blacjac wrote: Norton anti virus FTW

Nah, that thing crashed my computer, made it run incredibly slow, and all together devastated my old computer.

avira AntiVir is a virus protection program available as freeware or two different premium versions available for purchase. It is said to be best of them all, even the free version owns Norton.