I have finally took this matter upon myself.
I can not tell you how many shit people around my school, and on online blogs and especially Youtube, who wont shut the fuck up about how goddamn "influential" they think Jimi Hendrix was.
At School I can count at least 15 Hendrix T-shirts just walking in to the building, Usually this would not bother me in the least, but looking at the people who wear the shirts and how they babble on about how "Godly" or "Influential" he was, but not know shit of his music. (Or any other music of the time)
So in my morning commute to School via the bus, I bring along my trusty Sansa Mp3 player to help nullify the long bus ride. Friday was different though.
Like any other day I was calmly enjoying my music when a familiar face sat down next to me, one of the same people who only talk about how "Hendrix was god" and mention none of his songs or anything remotely attributed to his music, just the same old bullshit. I have stopped listening to all Hendrix and Joplin due to all these shits.
A familiar song came on my player next "Purple Haze" Normally I would sit and enjoy this song, but not today not fucking today.
After A quick glance at my Mp3, from the Guitarhero All I heard was this
"OH MAHHH GOD" "YOU HAS HENDRIXXX??!!!11"
"WASN'T HE INFLUENTIAL? I ONLY LIKE HIM, HE WAS GOD!!11"
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT, PURPLE HAZEE??? HE WAS SUCH A POTHEAD REBEL, THAT'S WHY HE WAS INFLUENTIAL!!"
The entire Fucking trip, this Bastard child went on and on about the same thing how "INFLUENCING HE WAS"
Later in the day I was approached by a older, burnt-out, Oregano Smoking, Fucktard, wearing a trusty J.C. Penny Hendrix Shirt.
"I HAERD YOU LIEK HENDRIX??!!?"
"U DO???! NO WAZZZ, ME TOO!?"
"WASN'T HE A AMAZING INFLUENCE?"
I asked him
"What are you three Favorite songs?"
He paused looked down and stuttered "AHHH, PURPLE HAZE, AND UMM......HE WAS A GUITAR GOD!"
"Cant even name three fucking songs?...Take off the Goddamn shirt and go pursue a hobby that actually encompasses you Fucktardness, Like Runescape."
He disregarded my comment and promptly told me about how great he was and how much everyone else loves him and how I should join a Hendrix cover band with him and BLAH FUCKING BLAH, Bell rings Math is over.
Youtube does the same shit eight and nine year old children comment about how much he did, and how anyone else who questions these kids about there knowledge of Jimi Hendrix, is a loser or idiot who knows nothing about music, even though the kids know shit and will continue to know shit if they don't pull there head out of the bandwagons ass.
Convincing your mom to buy you a Fender Starcaster from Sam's Club does not make you know anything just beacuse it looks like Hendrix's guitar
Taking pictures of yourself holding your newly claimed 49.95$ Starcaster or firstAct on Myspace then talking solely to other young kids who don't know shit, does not give you the right to question other bands from the same time period.
knowing the first line of lyrics from the song "Purple Haze" does not mean you can actually play it, when you cant tell a Fret from your own Asshole.
Getting your Mother to buy you Jimi Hendrix T-Shirts from J.C. Pennys does not make you a, Hippie Anarchist, Musician, Drummer, Bass Player, Guitar Player, Singer, person with a opinion.
Smoking Oregano and knowing the names of three whole Hendrix Songs and One Album, does not make you look cool, nor does it give you any Musical taste Whatsoever.
I enjoy Jimi Hendrix's Music, and I also think It had a lasting effect on bands like Cream and others from the sixties and today. But please SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HIS INFLUENCE AND HOW MUCH YOU FEEL HIS MUSIC.
The Same kinda implies for Bob Marley too.
