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i think lola was hit by the ugly stick then the ugly tree followed by ugly boat and quite finally the ugly planet.

when you threw up you werent alone in doing so my bisexual girlfriend fell off her seat as well (p.s. im a dude)

i wonder if thats why they both keep making their boobs bigger but they will never beat lola ferrai
warning she looks ugly in the face

pamela anderson is america answer to the british jordan ooops i mean katie price

Yeah there other ones as well including

Tetris the movie
Minesweeper (as in the microsoft game)

went to the location or 45º 7' 25'' North, 123º 6' 49'' West and end up some where else

actually scrap those two

Jason Biggs as Tom Fulp
Wade as himself
Directed By Kevin Smith of Clerks fame

I did say NO MORE NUMA NUMA

Another Question would be who would play who???

how about.....
Johnny Depp as Tom
Leanardo De Caprio as Wade (with black hair obviously)

What if some made a musical out of newsgrounds story ... songs would we get (it's not that strange a thought theirs now a evil dead musical)!!!

how about :

Kitty Krew Catscratch Fever
Do the Fulp Now (Based on do the bartman)
No more Numa numa

how about cloverfield the musical with hits like "Viral Marketing Works" , "Blair Witch is My Bitch", "Im Not a Copy of Godzilla" with it spectcular riverdance like sequence with 40 ft tall dancing girls poledancing on the twin towers.

ill be there no probs

after readying the topic on the forum about somebody watching the new sweeney todd musical. i started thinking what other movies could be changed into musicals and what would the songs be called? feel free to add your own !!!

Aliens 3 the musical - includes the hit songs : There a queen in my stomach (based on theres a hole in my bucket), the only woman in a male prison, and facehugger blues.

American Pie : I Knobbed a pie, Stiffles Mum gave me one, This one time at band camp....

indiana jones and the kingdom of the mirror ball: songs include worst protected top security base ever, waterfall fall, should of stuck to three movies performed by spielberg

i think it's the same reason us guys like lesbians and bisexual women, its a turn on

is he the son of this dog!!!

try having a operation on that area , ive got a scar from the tip to just before the nuts and i also had the 4skin removed for medical reasons as well at the same time (birth defect if you were wondering not some weird accident). and all i will say about the pain is HOLY CRAP WITH JESUS ON A TRICYCLE because the pain was beyond anything i have ever felt so

Tree pretty Fire Bad

Sorry brain still half asleep !!

ain'y baby schools called pre-schools (a little joke)

hopefully in split-screen style because otherwise it will bloody confusing

i agree two headed girls and penis only on newgrounds folks

At 4/9/08 06:33 AM, DJ-Keen wrote: Sound is strange, I also heard firing a rocket propelled grenade indoors will blow the eardrums right out of your braincase. Anyway, help if you can.

shock!!!!!!!!!!!! HORROR !!!!!!!! Education on newsgrounds is nothing sacred anymore arrgh

At 4/9/08 06:34 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 4/9/08 06:32 AM, shaneisdabomb wrote: when girls fight its__________.

Fun to watch? Only if the girls are attractive 18+ year olds drenched in olve oil ( corn oil works fine too ).

oh yeah , nothing like watching women go at it ... in any situtation but definitly oiled up is good .... i'm going for a cold shower now

i would kill all thoses people that upload useless and frankly a load of turd flashes , you know the flashes i mean those ones that are just here to bring newsgrounds done

i played it years ago , completed it too but i forget the answer to your question!!

never heard of it mate, i play 9 dragons!!

This is newgrounds. Anything can happen in the minds of perverted men.

hey , i wasn't knocking it i'm a man myself but im talking the logistics of a 8 foot long phallus , i mean imagine the underwear youd need to contain said monster penis it would have to support 3 stone of man-meat

At 4/9/08 05:59 AM, Kore018 wrote:

At 4/9/08 05:53 AM, WolfBoy300 wrote: Why have two faces when you could have two dicks!? Screwing two girls at once - now THAT should be heaven for you guys! I think....

How about three for all holes?

okay but how bloody long would one dick have to be to reach her mouth and where the hell ya gonna store a 7 to 8 foot long penis.... i mean wrapping round your leg would be painful if you get a boner.... imagine your self looking at a hot arse and your leg being raised by said penis to a 170 degree angle

At 4/9/08 05:53 AM, WolfBoy300 wrote: Why have two faces when you could have two dicks!? Screwing two girls at once - now THAT should be heaven for you guys! I think....

why stop at that why not go 4 2 above to below for quadruple the fun or maybe 4 girls ,.......................... okay this is getting stupid!!!!

At 4/9/08 12:38 AM, CheeseManBlue wrote: maybe newgrounds isn't the greatest place to ask such a question, but it's my home, so here goes.

i'm in college and i'm 17, and this fine girl in a few of my classes has shown some legitimate interest in me. we hung out after class and chilled for like an hour, and i found out she's 20.

so, should i really try to pursue a 20 year old girl or am i wasting my time?

i've dated older girls , they were ussually about 2 years older and trust me if she like you the fact that your 17 won't bother her plus she probably a wildcat in the sack

At 4/9/08 05:40 AM, DJ-Keen wrote: Which one does it eat/breathe out of?!

WTF!

Damned mutants.

probably from the gills behind it's ears

I'll stick with being Bacchus (roman god of wine and partying) because at least your always get a invite to parties and no one wants to piss off someone that can basically turn every drink to well ...um... piss

Makes you wonder , how ugly the girls are when the pictures are blurry