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Response to: Coolest Disney Character? Posted July 17th, 2008 in General

This guy rock
Hades Lord of the dead and a smoker too!!!

Coolest Disney Character?

Response to: my mom really is dumb Posted July 14th, 2008 in General

At 7/14/08 02:58 PM, Wrote wrote: so my mom and brother are setting up my brothers classes for his freshman year at college.

they were arguing about what classes h e couldnt take or something and finally my brother said this

"listen, one more time, maybe you will get it through your head this time."

the she said "yeah, well i doubt it!"

im surpised he didnt end up dead or having to dodge blunt utensils matrix style

Response to: So... Disney Eh? Posted July 14th, 2008 in General

but wasn't like that for us when we were younger as well??

with

Superman/Clark Kent
Batman/Bruce Wayne
That Guy in Goodnight Sweetheart
and various others

Response to: Coolest thing ever? Quite possibly! Posted July 14th, 2008 in General

Yeah but how about these (one was shown ealier)

Coolest thing ever? Quite possibly!

Response to: 'World's oldest blogger' dies Posted July 14th, 2008 in General

At 7/14/08 10:54 AM, packerman wrote: Well Its a sad day a very sad.

RIP, She died at the age of 108 years old of natural causes

I wonder who the oldest newgrounder is?????

(probably someone related to Mr Fulp that wonders what he spends his time doing )

Response to: The most useless key on a keyboard? Posted July 8th, 2008 in General

Some of you guys were wondering about the use for scroll lock , here is wikipedias definition of its use

Scroll lock is a key (often with an associated status light) on most modern computer keyboards. The behavior of the key depends on the particular software in use.

The scroll lock key is a remnant from the original IBM PC keyboard. In the original design, scroll lock was intended to modify the behavior of the arrow keys. When the scroll lock mode was on, the arrow keys would scroll the contents of a text window instead of moving the cursor. In this usage, scroll lock is a modifier key like Alt and Shift (which modify the function of other keys) and, more specifically, a toggling lock key like Num Lock or Caps Lock, which have a state that persists after the key is released. Today, this particular use of scroll lock is rare. Only a few modern programs still honor this behavior, such as Microsoft Excel (in the behavior of arrows - when scroll lock is on, the selection does not move), Lotus Notes and Forté Agent. In modern GUI environments, scrolling is usually accomplished using means such as scrollbars or scroll wheels. Therefore scroll lock can be regarded as a defunct feature in almost all modern programs and operating systems; some keyboards lack scroll lock altogether.

Scroll lock has fallen into such extremely infrequent use that some of the lighter-weight Linux desktop environments don't even support it at all, such as Xfce.

Response to: Need a band name, Posted July 6th, 2008 in General

how about

Trumpet Bum

Response to: Let's make hilarious translations Posted July 6th, 2008 in General

here is my attempts with first the english then the translation and then the translation of the translation

Chinese
Today is a good day to die = %u4ECA%u5929%u662F%u6B7B%u7684%u4E00%u50 0B%u65E9%u6668%u597D = Today is a good morning which dies (all i can say is ...... EH!)

Everything by everyone = %u4E00%u5207%u7531%u5927%u5BB6 = All by everybody (nearly the same)

Metal Gear Solid = %u91D1%u5C6C%u9F52%u8F2A%u56FA%u9AD4 = Metal gear solid (SO GOOD IT REMAINS THE SAME NO MATTER WHAT THE LANGUAGE)

and now a mad translation (which will be english to chinese and english and then spanish and back to english again

newgrounds is the home of user made content and was way before poop-tube = newgrounds%u662F%u7528%u6236%u505A%u7684 %u5167%u5BB9%u7684%u5BB6%u5E76%u4E14%u66 2F%u65B9%u5F0F%u5728%u8239%u5C3E%u7BA1%u 4E4B%u524D =newgrounds is the content family who the user does, and is the way before the stern tube = los newgrounds son la familia contenta que lo hace el usuario, y son la manera antes del tubo severo = newgrounds is the contented family who makes the user, and is the way before the severe tube

Let's make hilarious translations

Response to: Metal gear collab has arrived Posted July 5th, 2008 in General

At 7/5/08 04:07 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: I don't get it. It won't load for me. UGHHHHHHHHHHH

maybe its the size of the file or have you got flash player 10

Response to: Metal gear collab has arrived Posted July 5th, 2008 in General

but if you look its only part 1 (the disc one bit so another part is too come

Response to: Metal gear collab has arrived Posted July 5th, 2008 in General

No probs

Insert metal gear cock joke here!!!!!!!!!!!!

Metal gear collab has arrived Posted July 5th, 2008 in General

Check it out dudes, Frigging Awesome

Best Collab Yet

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 7506 (heres a link)

Response to: If you got raped by your level icon Posted July 5th, 2008 in General

mine would hurt brt just think of the poor guy who has the ultimate lvl , its a picture of a planet with a gold man (i think) so basically the earth up you ass

Response to: Runescape Kills Posted July 3rd, 2008 in General

At 7/3/08 12:02 AM, Complete wrote: I LOVE RUNESCAPE

Great game.

Die Winged Spawn Of Satan

A Update of the old Challenge Posted July 2nd, 2008 in General

http://scoreboards.hotornot.com/newgroun ds
follow the above link for the rankings so far for best looking newgrounder , im in 4th using my other webname grim_maverick_2000 so big up to me

A Update of the old Challenge

Response to: My Friend Wants A Tattoo. Posted June 26th, 2008 in General

At 6/26/08 04:45 PM, Blamitality wrote: But not just any tattoo, fellow Newgrounders. What he wants is a squirrel trying to grab his nuts.

If he gets it and decides to take a pic I'll post it in this thread.

Let me know what you guys think of this idea.

my married friend has welcome abroad on his meat and he said one thing about the pain "glad i was drunk"

Response to: Make your own Barbeque sign Posted June 26th, 2008 in General

here my effort

Make your own Barbeque sign

Response to: Name my girlfriend's pussy Posted June 26th, 2008 in General

Fulp Or Why Not

NG

Response to: Make your own Word Puzzle! Posted June 26th, 2008 in General

Here my effort

Make your own Word Puzzle!

Response to: pronunciation of "h". Posted June 26th, 2008 in General

Does it really matter

Response to: 2 the guy i met off NG last night!! Posted June 26th, 2008 in General

By the way guys, real funny. Never saw this kinda joke on Newgrounds before.

Blame Me I started it just waiting for a staff member to either lock it or post one themselves

All i can say is .............

PLZ Dont Lock the Topic PLZ

Response to: Womanist way to die. Posted June 26th, 2008 in General

Alien Busting out of chest while diving in molten lava (or metal)e.g. aliens 3

Response to: 2 the guy i met off NG last night!! Posted June 26th, 2008 in General

ALL MY SIG SAYS IS..................

Response to: Best dream Evah! Posted June 26th, 2008 in General

All I can say is ...................

Fap fap fap fap

Response to: 2 the guy i met off NG last night!! Posted June 26th, 2008 in General

so i can say to that is .................

You What?????

Response to: 2 the guy i met off NG last night!! Posted June 26th, 2008 in General

::: Looks at other posters ::::: and then says in a Booming Voice...........

DAMN

Response to: Funny thread title pairs. Posted June 26th, 2008 in General

Here is my nominee

Funny thread title pairs.

Response to: Manliest Way to die? Posted June 26th, 2008 in General

In The Words of the klingons

Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam

or

Today is a good day to die

Response to: 2 the guy i met off NG last night!! Posted June 26th, 2008 in General

all i can say is ...........

???????????????????

Response to: Manliest Way to die? Posted June 26th, 2008 in General

some movie and comic book examples of the most manly ways to die are:

Holding off a ton of zombies or aliens or creatures while other survivors escape through door/airvent (aliens)/roof or what not (any evil sci fi movie)

Destroying a universe destroying anti-matter gun by running so fast that you dematerilazes (The flash (barry allen)- a superhero)

Fighting a equal as powerful alien or computer program in a street fight (Superman vs doomsday or Neo Vs Agent smith)

Reversing the direction of turbines (the orginal plan was to turn them off) on a upside-down boat but to do so means swimming a distance that would leave no air for return journey (Posidon - A movie)

take a satelittle full of nuclear missiles to the moon to stop them colliding with the earth (Space Cowboys)

and a thousand others that are too numerous to mention!!!!!