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The angels are Just an effect of the Valkyr drug. (i'm guessing anyway.)

according the wikipedia

max payne faces a threat not of this world after his wife and child are killed

At 7/31/08 05:54 PM, GiantDouche wrote: Mila Kunis as Mona Sax though. She's a pretty good actress

good point but one small problem , if they follow one part of the story properly
she get shot in the head (that would mess anybody up) but i bet she gonna be nothing but eye-candy.

i can see it now bullet-time sex (why didnt the matrix do that) or bullet time breast or ass watching

Yes, finally a legendary game gets a movie but wait the trailer features angels so has a great storyline now been morphed into a Heaven vs hell (according to wikipedia it has)

and who in the hell picked MARK WARLBERG as MAX PAYNE

so peeps what are you thoughts on this slaughter of bullet-time perfection

I think somebody is about to become Mr fulps new best friend and followed shortly by a another release by the behemoth of "Tankmen: The Cockjoke War"

that story is complete make-believe because of a few reasons

1.) if you had muscles and abs like you say , why oh why is your profile picture of a tankman
2.) she just happens to be a nympho-maniac with a hot body that like younger teenagers
3.) nobody remembers what they did before and during sex exactly
4.) and as somebody said earlier NO PROTECTION YOU IDIOT

A Help group

i say this because everyday i see about 50 or so topics with the kinda titles that say things like "My dog is choking" or "how do i get rid of a virus" or even "it hurts when i pee"(and why in the name of god all mighty himself would i want to know that information is beyond me)

so below is my answers to the various Topics so that never will i have to see any of the above ever again so without further ado the Topics and answers.

Topic no.1 : Fuck HER/HIM/IT
Answer: look if you feel the need to post the topic about this it obviously means that you seriously want to bang said object of affection and are just looking for reassurance so simply in the words of NIKE "Just Do It"

Topic no.2 : The Various Alments affilcting newgrounds users
answer: See a damn doctor because thats all we can basically advise anyway plus i dont like have visions of people pissing blood or with split bell-ends

Topic no.3 : What shall i call type topics
Answer: Please o please for the love of your chosen deity, stop posting these topics because nearly always they contain half a million posts with names like "poo head or shit-bum or even mr snuggles"

so newgrounders what topics in the forums annoy you because i am all ranted out (and i have a feeling that someone will say "this one"

Date a bi-sexual girl and have twice the amount of fun thats my advice

Plastic Man

okay , he has those dorky glasses and red leotard but that guy is god damn indestructible

he even been shreded to tiny pieces and survived plus he is the funniest member of the jla

of course it's popilar even britney wants to be in it suposedly as a sex mad alien plus id take a tardis over the enterprise anyday

plus the spin off show torchwood is really cool, do you american get torchwood over there ??

The answer to your question is osmosis

The offside rule

SEX SEX SEX

contact e-bay customer services , they may be able to help and make sure to explain about the ss keylogger virus , they might be able to help??

If we returned the favour to the 4chan and the star syndicate boys and girls in the form of a another virus , what would it be called and what would be it's symptoms on the computer??
( this is only a jokey topic not a serious one).

Mine would be :

Name Of Virus : The Angry Faic COCK JOKE Virus

Symptoms of virus:

- Every picture on the infected computer would become a picture of a cock (even shortcuts)
- Internet would only allow access to the 4chanfandago website (i love being a bastard)
- A non-stop audio file playing a voiceover of the ng staff saying "Cock joke because you love Cock"
- Would find any mention of parents Email adresses and email them from the users email telling them that they are gay and love the cock (or Pussy)(no insult to gay or bisexual users intended)
- Every Time the virus is attempted to be removed numa numa will play for 1 hour times by which attempt it is so if it is the fourth attempt it will play for 4 hours straight (just the thought of that video going on for hours cheers me up)

So Newgrounders what would your viruses be???

hey ,ive look up 4chanfandango virus using google and it seems that not only was newgrounds hit by it but DIGG and a few other got infected as well , one of the sights had a forum devoted to helping remove it.

i used the search words 4chanfandango virus

hope that helps

the answer is the same as the meaning of life and also the meaning of the universe and everything so the answer is

42

At 7/21/08 06:53 PM, NEVR wrote: BRING BACK ARNY

Fuck being Governor of California, Batman needs you.

That's what I'm talkin bout...

Army would be better as BANE but he would have to do some serious working out

My predictions for future actors playing the different characters (heroes and villians)are

Batista (WWE Wrestler) as BANE
Bob Hoskins as THE PENQUIN
Jim Carrey as ELASTIC MAN (he would look great in them white Goggles and red leotard)
Michelle Phiffer (the orginal catwoman) as CATWOMAN (sorry but she was HOT HOT HOT)
Patrick Stewart as THE VOICE OF THE MARTIAN MANHUNTER
do you guys have any predictions???

The main reason i posted the list was that runescape, a game that is about as good as kitty Krew flash animation on their worst day (sorry guys) was worth alot more than newgrounds, which makes me wonder if i can buy the rights to that Ozone song (maybe Numa numa will increase in value until it surpasses Bohemian Rhaspody (god help us if it does).

hang on i wonder if i can hire the entire kitty krew to build a game and then sell the website hosting it for millions of pounds or dollars and then live off the profits ha ha ha ha

Mines Simon

wasnt there a mortal kombat TV series

First Up A Rude Sesame Street

Bert and ernie HORNY

Porny Little Mermaid

Linkin Park Parody

Anybody Got Any better ones??

GREAT SCOTTS

At 7/21/08 04:29 PM, lawlmaster wrote: Who thinks that there should be a big ass movie of Mortal Kombat?Seriously id like to see how HollyWood would make it.Whos with me?

they did one years ago with the highlander bloke in it

At 7/21/08 04:18 PM, gazmask wrote: awesome, huuray for TomFulp!
lol, but that youtubeguy sold youtube for 100 Million $ with his partner to google or something?

facebook is in the list (suprisingly high) where is myspace?

Yeah but look at andrew gower , its offensive to have a online game that ugly make that much money

i was browsing the net eariler today and i came across this list of the youngest internet finicial success stories

1. Mark Zuckerberg [ Facebook ] 23 years old | $700M ( but is it cool !!!)

2. Andrew Gower [ Runescape ] 28 years old | $650M (dear god , how can this be with those ugly graphics)

3. Blake Ross and David Hyatt [ Mozilla ] 22 years old | $120M

4. Chad Hurley [ Youtube ] 30 years old | $85M (i throught this would be higher)

5. Angelo Sotira [ Deviant ART ] 26 years old | $75M

6. John Vechey [ PopCap Games ] 28 years old | $60M

7. Alexander Levin [ WordPress ] 23 years old | $57M

8. Jake Nickell [ Threadless ] 28 years old | $50M

9. Sean Belnick [ Biz Chair ] 20 years old | $42M

10. Kevin Rose [ Digg ] 30 years old | $31M

11. Ryan Block [ Engadget ] 25 years old | $20M

12. Aodhan Cullen [ Stat Counter ] 24 years old | $18M

13. Tom Fulp [ Newgrounds ] 29 years old | $15M (yep , tom is in 13th , this is a outrage)

14. Rishi Kacker and Matt Pauker [ Voltage ] 24 years old | $12M

15. Markus Frind [ Plenty of Fish ] 29 years old | $10M

16. Catherine and David Cook [ My Year Book ] 17 & 19 years old | $10M

17. Fredrik Neij [ The Pirate Bay ] 28 years old | $10M

18. David Hauser & Siamak Taghaddos [ GotvMail ] 24 years old | $8M

19. Jermaine Griggs [ Hear and Play ] 23 years old | $5M

20. Jay Westerdal [ Domain Tools ] 29 years old | $5M

here the website , i found it on??

The Link

Q: Who is the deadlist man alive??

A: Some weird guy called COUNT DANTE weird!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

does anybody remember alpha 5

and before anybody else does it

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i had a few movie that scared me when i was little here the list of those remember

Aliens 2 - for that one scene with the boy trapped in the hive saying "help me" (i think) and as they go to help him that flipping chestburster erupts from his chest and then all hell breaks loose

Gremlins - althrough i laugh at the movie now , that image of the leader gremlin jumping up out of the fountain with no skin at the finale of the movie in the shop scared the shit outta me

and by far the funniest is Ghostbusters 1 and 2 because of the fact i was a fan of slimer from the cartoon (i saw it first before i saw the movies even through the movies came first) and the movie version was just a hell of a lot scarier

heres my attempt at adult carebear

what the hell? what in the blue hell??? Ponystar (im guessing it's a under 10's game) is advertised on newsgrounds (a adult site okay, not alot of porn or mature stuff put a hell of alot of cock jokes and swearing!!!! what were the advertisers thinking

a better idea would of been a adult carebear RPG or maybe a adult smurfs one