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At 6/16/10 03:20 PM, chris-marks wrote:

At 6/16/10 03:17 PM, lux2000 wrote: nope, im straight as anything but my fiancee is bisexual

Ah, but how often do you get to take advantage of that?

all the time , its called a duel mistress or the third person in the relationship

heres the linkMovie poster creator

Heres mine

nope, im straight as anything but my fiancee is bisexual

i would ban all those users that send newground message saying "hi my name is rachael (or whatever) , and you seem pretty cool so why don't we chat on blah blah blah blah", you guys know the messages i mean and the length of ban is lifetime

At 6/14/10 02:33 PM, MuyBurrito wrote: They're real people.

debatable, id say they were texts on my phone in that damn text speak .

(for those that don't know it kinda done like this:

4 instead of for
y instead of why
u instead of you
yh instead of yeah
txt instead of text
lol instead of hahaha

and so on and so forth i flipping annoying decoding it . so i plan to introduce newgrounds speak

the other day i got a life

At 6/15/10 11:14 AM, Ultor wrote: Future already existed it was called the 90s and that passed so were stuck with a boring useless era of facebook and myspace.

since when were the 90's the future , if it was the future why do we now have

HD TV
BLU-RAY
Seventh generation consoles
tom fulp on xbox (with two award winning games by the way)
megan fox

when the 90's gave us :

60 hz (very rarely)
The nintendo 64 with that damn stupid controller and of course 64 at the end of every games name (plus of course superman 64 the worst game ever)
katie price
the orginal version of newgrounds that lacked alot of the current excellent series

Maybe he wanted his 72 christian virgins (because god is matching allah deals on killing)

Hmmm.... If you want to hump cover the stump, oooooh wrong question . hmmmmm...... if you want her put in the time e.g. wine her dine her 69 her ..

the lollipop , damn useless weapon, unless of course it's being used by horny asian twins then of course we are talking about porn or a rather bloody lucky git that every other man will want dead.

At 6/16/10 07:44 AM, bman200 wrote: You've been dreaming six months straight? Are you hungry at all, did you take a poo, what is this?:

Newgrounds, asking the questions that you all were thinking??

Every female newgrounder can do that its a well known fact.

as to the male percentage hmmm, possibly stamper (if anyone could do it would be him)

i'll be back later to enter the findings of whether i can ;)

Nokia 5800 , i have one it's similar to the iphone and does all the same stuff but is a alot cheaper (i mean come on who wants to spend 200 hundred quid on a iphone when you can get a alternative cheaper and in some ways better phone)

I dont know about everybody else but i sure aint single and fap fap faping off to hentai on here not when i have a hot fiancee to **** .

so american newgrounders do you watch the doctor and his tardis in the land of the free???

so newgrounds , what do you work as??

im a sterile service techian which means i clean hospital equipment and sterlize it to be used again!!

Why do you care. Get back in the portal blow your load and take a nap. Trust me you will feel a lot better then being concern what users submit

damn staight, newgrounders need their fapping material

its not a game its a war, hence it is now MY HILL

Cheating no such thing unless of course you use god mode but that means using your console but finding your bodies keyboard can be diffulct

this is a hard one to explain
Basically you have to think of method of something that ends up with "the hill" being yours (theres no actual hill involved) {example, person 1: my hill. person 2 : i bombed it now its my hill. person 3 : i shot you in the leg and prodded you off the top, now its my hill.)
and so on

so il start

I plant a flag and in the name of all things newgrounds it is now , MY HILL

what is the percentage of american to other nationality on newgrounds??

thinking about it the movie should be directed by Kevin smith with this general premise

Jay and silent bob (two stoners if you didnt know) , encourage tom to create a home for all the fellow minded citizen of the internet e.g. Porn lovers, the manaics.

it would recount in a funny and sometimes gross way the history of numa numa and penicorns and pico

Think like Clerks and you have it

At 2/19/09 03:19 PM, elace wrote: it would be about the eternal struggles of a well know god a man with no limits a woman pleaser a man named elace and chuck norris would play him

what about a movie of the ultimate showdown then??

after recently reading about a documentary about newgrounds being made , i thought about what if tom decided to make a movie instead of a game for a console ??

my question is this what would that movie be?? and would it be animated or live action version of a newgrounds submission ?? and who would we like to see in it?? ( e.g. newground users or unknown actors or a-listers)

As i said it gonna be good??

bring on the boomstick and the chainsaw plus the oldsmobile and of course the tree rape

Has anyone else heard about the new fourth installment that is being released this year??

At 1/14/09 02:29 PM, doberman7 wrote:

At 1/14/09 02:28 PM, lux2000 wrote: my challenge is this what is the most mad or insane or even disgusting thing you can find on the net
(make sure you add links or whatever so the rest of us can view it (or avoid it or throw up at the sight of it))

http://www.lux2000.newgrounds.com

very funny doberman

Hi all during my time on the internet i have encountered some weird sh*t (haven't we all) from
2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP (That godamn cup) and it's sequel 2 GIRLS AND 1 FINGER (BARF) to the dancing numa numa guy and that norwegian bloke with I KISS YOU (anyone remember him).

So why make this topic i here you ask ???

seeing as newgrounders seem to be able in their mad and sometimes insane drive to compete .

my challenge is this what is the most mad or insane or even disgusting thing you can find on the net
(make sure you add links or whatever so the rest of us can view it (or avoid it or throw up at the sight of it))

School = A Education with diplomas and gcses and hot female teachers and ugly old ones too

Newgrounds = A different kinda education with cock jokes and STAMPER and of course HENTAI