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It has to be The clown prince of crime , the white harlequin, MR J , (not the movie version thro)

THE JOKER

Who would win in a fight between superman and captain marvel.

my money is on superman (sorry guys but he number 1 for a reason because he a mothertrucking hardass i mean he beat doomsday 3 times and that thing was huge)

or who would win between doomsday and the hulk????

and in reply to the theme tune , it can only be ducktales theme tune ...

the orginal batman cartoon with mark hamill as the joker , it was awesome and the batmobile was pure pure sex on wheels

heres mine it's xena by the way

okay then............... weird thread

soz peeps but i never find clockday that impressive i prefer madness or pico day over clock day..... maybe because clocks aren't that intresting but mass murder and mass murdering kids can be intresting espically on newgrounds...... im being saracastic by the way.

but honestly clock day is good but i woud not mind a new something day

a good slogan would be "Make the world go away as proven by foamy the squirrel" because a high person will believe anything

At 8/10/10 06:54 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: I specialize in Glasgow Grins so you can trust me with a blade. I have over 250 happy customers.

My father always said if you gotta go , go with a smile
OR

WHY SO SERIOUS?????

At 8/10/10 12:08 PM, zantothedread wrote: What the hell is going on, Now there's this stupid Google that doesn't show images at the top like always on normal Google https://encrypted.google.com - And it's a bloody Beta too.

You Foo!

what the hell next encryted newgrounds

At 8/10/10 08:07 PM, AlStOrthevilclown wrote: Batman returns, why you may ask penguin coughing up blood and holding an umbrella.

you forgot that he keeps pulling out the wrong one as he dies (the umbrella)

Oooh God ..... ooh look a wand..... suicideus ::: my head explodes :::

At 8/10/10 05:54 PM, ultrafighter1 wrote: The Best Movie Ive Ever Watched Would Have To Be The Shaw Shank Redmeption. To Me That Was My Top Movie Ever Made But thats just my opinion Whats Yours

Damn , i love that movie plus that bit when they find the hole behind the picture is great plus the size of the hammer he uses is ridculous (for those who haven't seen it ... the hammer is about the size of a teaspoon and is used for carving small rocks into chess pieces)

in fact someone should make a game of it . it is the orginal prison break

At 8/3/10 04:33 PM, cast wrote: It's just a C class flare. They claim theres a slight risk of it disrupting some communications satellites. What you want to watch out for are the M and X class flares, in fact they're predicting something much more severe in store for us here on Earth in late 2012 early 2013! SAY BYE BYE TO ALL OF YOUR FANCY TECHNOLOGY LOL

NOOOOOOOO I NEED MY NEWGROUNDS FIX

At 7/7/10 07:45 PM, Corpus-Delicti wrote:

At 7/7/10 07:38 PM, nainodnarB wrote: Did they finally run out of ideas? I mean, the movies seem to be slipping a little lately, but come on, Rollercoaster Tycoon as a movie?

Holy shit, a noob making an intelligent post. This is a first in a long time.

it is a sign of the anti-christ , ALL HAIL LORD STAMPER

p.s. scary photo huh!!!

i bet its about a kid getting a theme park in a will and turning into a disneyland rip-off (kinda like the hurricanes cartoon)

At 7/6/10 05:17 PM, Samen wrote:

At 7/6/10 05:13 PM, lux2000 wrote: we should start our own charity drive to send stamper and tom fulp to north korea

Tom wouldn't survive such in such a harsh, desolate land!
I think it's for the best that Stamper go it alone on this one.

he'd be arrested within a hour for some lewd or obscene act

i still see it on every page

best picture of me at the mo

what about that some account thingy here at the bottom of each page (look down the page)

we should start our own charity drive to send stamper and tom fulp to north korea

asses are great but the whole package usually makes the deal . And the blue waffle stuff has got stop damn that picture would solve the worlds teenage pregnancy problem in a instant. Long live the thread

The claw from inspector gadget (the cartoon) "i'll get you... insert name here"
Arnold Swartznegger " as ta la vista" "i'll be back" (would of been excellent when a bar brawl starts
IVAN DRAGO "if he dies he dies"
Solid Snake (and when i die a continue scene appears with some shouting SNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAKKKKEE)

my fiancee wants xena's voice (lucy lawless) , i just want the clothing and that body and her blonde friend as well

At 7/1/10 06:33 AM, StCyril wrote: I love how they seem to bost that they are among the most civilized nations... lets seem them dispel this one:

And if this doesn't convince you, youtube search "UK Soccer Riot."
There was one actually hilarious one where a group of Welsh tried to take on a Russian group and got their asses handed to them.

Among other things said, they used some choice insults here that would have gottne me laughed off the playground in Elemantary school "Knock Jocky" "Muppet" Etc.

OIII MUPPET

if you going to take on the british over a being civilised at least get you info right

it's Knob Jockey not bloody knock jocky

Muppet is used instead of idiot but rodney can be used as well

The welsh aren't british , their are from wales which is part of uk. calling the welsh person british would be like calling a mexican a yankie.

plus we do not claim to be a civilised nation , we are just portayed as such by the american media and public that believe we all act like tony blair or james bond.

if we went by that reasoning american men would be Fat + Stupid + Obnoxious while the women would be Vain + Thin + Rich.

A fat person can lose weight but an ugly person must get face lift (not to mention breast implants if girl)

When you have a man's balls in your hands his mind is sure to flow

When in doubt go flat out

Give man internet he watch porn give man website he make newgrounds

2 girls does not always equal 1 cup/finger/add object here

2 naked guys always equals sore butt

gummy bears are not old sweets

At 6/16/10 05:15 PM, simon wrote:

At 6/16/10 05:14 PM, lux2000 wrote: GOTHAM CITY (the supposed title of batman 3)

Pretty sure the only reason The Dark Knight was so hyped was because of Heath Ledger, unless they can get some amazing casts for villain(s), I can't see it being #1.

from what ive read on the internet it's johnny depp as riddler ,jimmy carr as joker and it will be based on the dark knight returns

GOTHAM CITY (the supposed title of batman 3)

At 6/16/10 04:51 PM, NeverHundred wrote: People don't believe I'm bisexual. Oh well, I don't care...

the because your a dude (no insult) but a girl bisexual is fucking hot and a guy not so much

F*ing pedos

At 6/16/10 04:23 PM, TheMaster wrote: This is probably my second favourite bulldozer related event ever.

i beat the first was kill dozer