Just in case, it's the comment by GFRATI8. No doubt that he's, like, a 12 year old strung out on pixiestix.

I think this site should not be run by hormone-crazed teens. I think we should have ACTUAL GOD DAMN TALENT GET FRONT PAGE, NOT A BUNCH OF ANIMATED CHICKS GETTING RAPED BY ROBOTS.

We're turning into DeviantArt...But orange.
Please, don't add a lit portal; work on user page features, which are more often used, and highly overlooked.

At 6/21/09 03:54 PM, Skwurll wrote:

At 6/21/09 03:46 PM, LampFace wrote:

Hmm yep, difinetly the NG servers are open to infection.

Who says they aren't?

You used a condom, right?

I miss everyone who left, whether I knew them or not.
Most of the funny guys left...

Can someone translate this shit into English? I mean, my DOG types more legibly than this.

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER; DO YOU SPEAK IT?

At 5/31/09 06:58 PM, igott wrote: Yeah, but what would happen if you ran out of whales because you killed them all?

We milk fat people and SAY they're whales.

At 5/29/09 02:03 PM, Limonman wrote: chocolate rain :D

I'm surprised this wasn't done before.

I am God.

Name it "Puppy".
No.
Seriously.

At 5/27/09 07:32 PM, Raguel wrote:

At 5/27/09 07:31 PM, batterytime wrote: I thought about that, but realized that most people who have the knowledge of hacking it probably wouldn't lurk in the programming or flash forums. So I put it here.

Most people in General don't have the knowledge of safely eating a meal with a fork.

I seriously laughed out loud.

I'mma go eat- OUCH.

So...How does Moderator-penis taste?

Everyone from New Jersey pronounces "-er-" as "-oi-", spews obscenities for no reason, gambles, and mugs New Yorkers.
All Jews have small dicks, wear Yarmulkes 24/7, are fat, and horde all their Jew-gold in a sack around their neck.
All Italians are in the mafia. No exceptions.
All Irishmen are alcoholics, and Leprechauns, who kiss blarney-stones, and spend their lives looking for 4-leaf clovers.
All people from the UK are sending their bravest knights to combat dragons.
All Frenchmen are pansies.
All Mexicans are poor, ride donkeys, and STEAL AMERICAN JOBS OMG

At 5/25/09 07:10 PM, Ventor33 wrote: You guys just are just being fucking stupid. If you would actually READ what I fucking said, It would all make sense.

They did. Now read what they said, and tell me that your idea was still a good one.

Think about it:
FLASH IS NOT INSTALLED.
WHO DO YOU THINK HAS THE PROBLEM?

At 5/25/09 03:16 PM, squidly wrote:

At 5/25/09 03:11 PM, XxXGameFreakXxX wrote: Their ballistic knives can SHOOT.

Wait, WHAT?

Ultimate Warrior on Spike.
I wonder how the Spetsnaz can do against Ninjas?
But, according to the show, Ninjas<Spartans, and I suppose Spartans<Spetsnaz.

At 5/25/09 01:49 PM, Elios wrote:

At 5/25/09 01:43 PM, lunardragon96 wrote: Discuss your predictions.

I'm guessing he's probably going to focus on some of the most popular stupid shit on the internet. I doubt Newgrounds will be mentioned, but i'm sure he's going to cover the following

- Google becoming the internet overlord

Probably.

- Nutshots

That would make it JUST like America's Funniest Home Videos

- YouTube and all of it's idiot celebrities

That's inevitable.

- Celebrity gossip, and how to find it

Again, probably.

- 4chan

Probably not. 4chan is just not paid attention to that much.

- Skateboarders failing

Again, AFHV.

- "Caught on home video" movies of police brutality, pranks, and grandmas falling over

More than likely.

- World of Warcraft

That's not even the internet. I think Runescape would be focused on more.

Maybe we'll get lucky and NG will somehow flash across the screen, i dunno. I just get the feeling this is just another show for easy fame.

It probably is. All the advertisements practically scream out that it's just another money-whoring show.

I just saw the commercial of this, and I'm pretty sure the show is going to be an ordeal to watch.
My guess is that the guy has barely any knowledge of the internet, and will end up causing the internet to be flooded by newbies who think that they know everything there is to know about us internet-goers. Alas, we can't do much about it. So, do you think it'll be at least par for the course? I mean, if he knows what to make fun of, and what to avoid, he'll stand a chance.
Discuss your predictions.

At 5/23/09 06:01 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: So I just found out (not really.... his ex told me it was true when we fucked around, but I thought she was just being a spiteful bitch... I mean, she was with me just to piss him off) that that piece of shit, my old vocalist Rich that got my favorite bar shut down, has a TINY dick.

How, you say?

Well, I know a lot of people, and among them, this girl Jen. Not really a goth girl, but definitely a fetish chick, and possibly a hipster. So Jen's tall, but... large. Like, OMFG VIKING BITCH! large. Fat, yeah, but mainly just fucking tall. So she gets desperate for some dick and decides, fuckit, even though he's a worthless drunk, she'll fuck Rich.

Well, lo and behold, apparently he really IS hung like a Ken doll, and his ex WASN'T bullshitting about his tiny cock! She promptly told him his services wouldn't be needed... she likes to fuck penises, not extendo-clits.

So now I have the ULTIMATE weakness in my enemy to exploit, assuming I'm classless enough to spread it around. Although I doubt I'll have to, being as I found out ala the rumor mill.

Ah, hate. Good times.

Get back at an enemy?
Make a post like this.
Show him this post, and all the people jumping for the bandwagon.
Don't explain that you're a moderator, and that they just want to suck your cock for modship.
LULZ ENSUES, AMIRITE?

Give it to your alt for the lulz.

At 5/22/09 03:49 PM, Rawter wrote:

At 5/22/09 03:46 PM, Headshot777 wrote: First of all, you don't make forums, you make threads.
And second, you can't delete threads. Only mods can.
You can PM a mod and ask them. Don't get your hopes up, though.

Sorry but im new at this, how do you PM a mod

FIND A MOD
HIT "CONTACT"
SEND MESSAGE.
Jesus Christ...

I'd yiff before I got AIDS, died, or got it in my pooper.

I demand moar.
:3
These are some kind of awesome.

At 5/15/09 04:30 PM, JervisTetch wrote:

At 5/15/09 10:47 AM, geohoundz55 wrote: I like underworld!

Me too. But, if you've seen Twilight then you have now seen what would happen if Disney got ahold of it.

...And raped it brutally. Can it get any cornier?

Let's just analyze the story:

Vampire falls in love with human.

Human falls in love with vampire.

Vampire has urge to eat the human.

Vampire doesn't.

Now, this is a decent train of thought for the story. She used a good idea.
But. That's just the basic gist. The skeletal structure, if you will.
I read the book, and I concluded that Stephanie Meyer must be some sort of wizard or such, because she managed to screw it up.

Let's delve down to character synopsis.

Bella:
-The book says she's an outcast, but she INSTANTLY becomes friends with everyone.
-Her dialogue and basic character make her a whiny little bitch, and it's just an ordeal to read about her whining because she loves that pansy, Edward SO much, but how they can't...Blah, blah, blah.
-Second biggest Mary Sue EVER. The author just keeps on adding to her perfectness, while saying "She's flawed, though." Yeah. She might be, but apparently, so were Superman and Chuck Norris. At least they managed to have problems that can't be solved by some sparkly vampire dude.

Edward:
-Immortal, unless torn to shreds and getting every shred burned to cinders. Yeah. Did I mention he has super-speed and super-strength? Well, let's tag a cape on him and call him "Sparklyman".
-Broke all vampire rules. Vampires can't touch water. BROKEN IN BASEBALL SCENE. Full Human Blood Diet? BROKEN IN HUNTING SCENE. Invitation only? FUCKING SMASHED EACH NIGHT. Garlic? SMASHED. Sun? SPARKLY SMASHED. Crucifixes? SMASHED AT THE CULLEN HOUSE (I remember that there was a cross on the wall or something..) Silver? SMASHED LIKE THAT TRUCK'S GRILL (Cars have silver alloys in them, and many metal objects are made of silver ore.)
[Source]
-Biggest Mary Sue EVER. Jesus Christ. He's too damn perfect. Just read through, and focus on Edward's descriptions. How many pages are there that just say how "sexy and hot and omg" he is? About half the book is just fan service.

Everyone Else:
WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY?
Nobody cares about the other people in the story, and frankly, I don't, either.

That makes him a lizard.

At 5/11/09 05:50 PM, FolgersCoffeeOMG wrote: I was bored a cod 4 today and i decided to try and play halo 3.

And since bungie is a place full of Jewish assholes you cant play any ranked matched without buying the legendary map pack. which i cant afford because muh daddy is lame and doesn't even like me playing xbox.

So Halo 3=STRAIGTHT DOO DOO

The video game forum needs to be up there with the WI/HT forum. Nobody can find the right place to stick their crappy "I HAET HALO3" threads. So, yeah, video game forum. Go there.

Go into your computer, and find something named "System_32" That's a useless folder where all the viruses hang out. Delete it, and you'll be all better.

You deserve the results if you actually do this.

I dunno. Working on my novel, I guess.

Wow, I totally would never had guessed.
It's a fucking influenza. Let it boil over and get on with your life.
So, whatever happened to AIDS?