Where do corpse vaginas fit in here? im juss sayin...

that centerfold poster looks awesome

ironically. fat girls make the best fucks. thats a lesson to any virgin users on this website

on rockband. Please be happy for me. Has anyone else done it? :)

At 10/7/09 08:40 PM, Joelasticot wrote: When it comes to making money off other people's games, sponsors will always show great interest. Basically, the likelihood of your deal being accepted depends on the quality of your work. If you show that with the right motivation, you can create a good product, it'll help convince them. Offering exclusive in-game features for the sponsor's site will also help.

Yea Joe pretty much covered it, though I think that its probably harder to get a sponsorship at an early stage nowadays than it was in the past. Blame it on the people who did that and burned their sponsors' by not releasing it or taking ages. It also helps if you have some sort of e-rep. Most sponsors wont trust you enough to give you a front of money on an engine if you dont have a solid offering based on past games youve done.

At 10/7/09 08:14 PM, Mexifry wrote:

At 10/7/09 07:56 PM, Archon68 wrote: You have to get a lot of Ad Impressions to get money.

yeah, but you got like 48$ for 220k hits, but at my rate, Id need up to 800k to even touch that.

Its impossible to predict. because the ecpm isnt going to stay that way everyday. You might be featured on the Tonight Show suddenly and your ecpm could be astronomically high. Its just a very unstable thing much in the spirit of the internet.

Think of the phrase a hard way to make an easy living.

At 10/7/09 08:17 PM, angryglacier wrote: I can probably guess 90% of the arguement was ''that site's nothin but a anime porn site'' atleast thats what someone at my school said when I mentioned it to him to which I wish I replied "and how would know that kind of stuff is on Newgrounds you?" Sigh I wonder what gets this brilliant site such a bad reputation.

Meh the site still has a long ways to go towards fully shedding its roots. NG was notoriously known for being more about anime porn / whatever... and it probably still is in some circles. So its a neverending uphill battle to change first impressions. Who knows, the site may never change those impressions. I think the appeal for me is that im an actual person here on the site, if i want to i can drop the owner of the site a PM and get replied to at some point. Theres something more welcoming when the sites owner is mixing it up with everyone else. You dont see deviantart ceo making his own paintings or reaching out to his users. Its just a faceless website. Thats fine for artists not interested in a more 'mom and pop' type of establishment which i've always considered ng to be. Everythings made from scratch and with the userbase in mind.

At 10/7/09 07:58 PM, InnerChild548 wrote:

At 10/7/09 07:56 PM, Archon68 wrote: You have to get a lot of Ad Impressions to get money.

It's a tough life for us Flashers.

the eCPM fluctuates alot. Generally, games fare alot better than animations in terms of generating revenue. I cant speak for your situation but for all our games, most of the money comes from outside of newgrounds, in other words the clickthroughs have come from foreign game portals etc. NG audience tends to be a bit fickle, so even if your movie is wildly successful here, it probably will do better if you leak it elsewhere. You should do that anyway, the beauty in ad-rev is exposure, you need to get your stuff posted any and everywhere.
Games do better because of their replayability and engaging factor.

i kinda feel bad for him, that he had to suffer for a week after his botched hanging attempt....

is he back in jail again?

At 10/7/09 08:06 AM, turtleco wrote:

At 10/6/09 11:10 PM, Luis wrote:

At 10/6/09 10:56 PM, turtleco wrote: so anybody wanna challenge me this weekend?

I will. Its my first weekend back home in a long time

great way to start a weekend when you are finally back home, so do you have anything in mind for the topic?

You know what would be 'neat' is to have a simple storyline and just base each of our things on the perspective of the guy. So like the topic is something like crazed guy goes to the gun shop to buy a gun. and so like in your version of it youd tell it from the story of the guy buying the gun and maybe in my version i tell it from the point of view of the shopkeep. And so as a set, itd be like a nice collection of the same story being told from both of the parties involved. I dunno im just thinking out loud

You can add nogfish to the list, im flying him over. Needs more RWD in this.

I should ban you for breaking everyones heart.

At 10/6/09 10:56 PM, turtleco wrote: so anybody wanna challenge me this weekend?

I will. Its my first weekend back home in a long time

i love you.

hey this website is prettty cool.

At 10/5/09 02:43 PM, citricsquid wrote: http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/10/05/ado be-shows-off-flash-apps-for-iphone-yes-y ou-read-that-right/

oh hey there

Well its a step in the right direction i suppose.... Apple did kick and scream to not have to bend to Adobe

At 10/5/09 10:47 PM, PeePeegirl wrote: I just wanted to thank you all so much for your help and well wishes, it means the world to us<3 Some of you are pretty nice boys :)

what an awesome username!

At 10/5/09 04:45 PM, 4urentertainment wrote: Anyone saw this before?

Thats old news, see Cybersquatting

its frowned upon in most parts of the world

Get well soon Ed, bought a bunch of those comic things to add to the Fallout Lunchbox prize packs

At 10/3/09 12:11 PM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote: oh ya and I*** won the trophy for "Gameplay Innovation". It's a 20lb cast iron sculpture of death

***starogre helped some also

Behave samuel. dont ruin our family name.

love,

Dad

She beat up other mods. it was for the best. Women like that are just too violent.

At 10/3/09 12:43 PM, The-Donkey wrote: While doing a few errands, I passed a Home Depot. Good thing I had my camera.

I think he's the one in the white.

Im actually all of those.

Anyway i can already see this spiraling into a racist flamefest so pullin the plug.
If you guys have any problems find me outside a home depot or 7-11

At 10/3/09 12:09 PM, Zyphonee wrote: oh Wasim, you and your wasimish wasiming

PLAY NICE CHILDREN.

Wake me up before you go-go, by Wham!

At 10/3/09 12:26 PM, Gagsy wrote: To state that she had the original idea when she started thanks to Nathan is a bit hilarious actually.. And like I said no offense to Mori whatsoever, I want to see her make plushies for NG as much as anyone, if not more :(

I agree, and anyway i think its great that the community in general takes the initiative to do these little (well i guess not that little if you have to make 100) projects that rally around the site and popular characters that emerged from it. I think you have to see it as a victory for the site no matter WHO did them first. If anything there should be complaining about the fact that there isnt MORE people doing them. Kudos to Nathan, Mori, Edible Castle and other artists who have taken/are taking the time to explore new avenues for these characters.

My only gripe is that you practically have a whole dad n me family now Gagsy.

Also it would be nice if limited edition items had a counter of inventory on the store item. I want to get the very last one.

IM ALWAYS WATCHING. ALSO FIRST POST.

I was brainstorming an art contest where you make sfw/hilarious porn makeover contest. Basically you take screencaps of porn and you draw over it to make it all clean and something youd be proud to show mother. I was wondering if a thread like that already exists? I dont want to stomp on someone elses thunder.

It was inspired by that awesome Diesel commercial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdPJq4AhZ 8E

I came for the cartoon porn and ruthless modz. And i mean that in the figurative and literal sense.
You guys are very sexy to me.