ive only been to a few strip clubs, i went to a terrible one in Tampa once, it was fucking ghetto and the girls smell like pole ass and were full of bullet scars on their asses...

There was one in dc that was a bit more upper class. Business men and such were having their scotch and seeing girls shake it. That one had quality girls. My advice would be not to skimp. Its a tough economy or whtaever but you get what you pay for in terms of the quality of girls.

At 10/13/09 02:13 PM, Figter wrote:

At 10/13/09 02:11 PM, Luis wrote: medals are here to stay. If you dont want medals dont log in when you play games.

They are a feature of the sites personality made for its members. Deal with it.

Is Luis kinky today ?

Kind of. Its just a very ranty request. Medals go through an approval process anyway so its unlikely youd get a derogatory medal. So yeaaaaaa.

medals are here to stay. If you dont want medals dont log in when you play games.

They are a feature of the sites personality made for its members. Deal with it.

At 10/13/09 01:59 PM, Tribalfusion-X wrote:

At 10/13/09 12:32 PM, reverend wrote: PsychoGoldfish states in this thread that that game had it's medals 'revoked because the authors refused to fix them.'

So authors have to use flash coding to implement their own medal system on the site?

no. if your game is approved for medals, you get a little dev kit to integrate into your game and tap into the ng api system. Also Goldfish or Tom have to make placeholders for all the medals you intend to have, so it requires some back and forth communication between developer and ng personel.

yank the plug from the ac adapter part of his 360 while its still on. If you do that a few times he will be red ringed. His gaming will be over for a few weeks. He will thank you.

deleted my post cause this thread is going nowhere.

This topic was made tons of times... they are different websites with different goals... NG is more community oriented and out to enrich not only the flash scene but also expanding to art / music / writing etc. Kongregate is heavy on the games aspect. NG is proud of its userbase and its own staff is regularly mingling with the users and participating in themed days and contests, its more personable. It embraces the contraversial artists, the cartoon poon artists, the mainstream artists, the angsty teen artists, the omg i made my first flash0rz etc. Its an everything by everyone community.

comparing them is stupid and a waste of time really. The internet is vast and open, you can goto both websites just the same.

At 10/13/09 08:00 AM, Rustygames wrote: What will you be doing exactly?

He's on the board of directors. Makin the power moves and attending heavy-duty boardroom meetings.

Good job turtleco on beating me to a pulp in the last battle.

totally didnt do anything all weekend. sorry.

I hope this hurries up and makes it to the states. I definately want to dagger some you.

At 10/10/09 10:29 AM, 7IsUnlucky wrote: No, no, no, I mean it looks like everybody hated my on the 5th
The amount of ad impressions went down by like 2/3

Tom sent a note, for everyone to hate you on Oct 5

Give him a head, and ill take it!

Also one of your links is broken. And this thread probably is more humorous than useful.

quit exposing our conspiracies. also gawd leave him alone. This incident is like so 1945.
Move on with your livessss.

At 10/10/09 02:43 AM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote:

At 10/10/09 01:59 AM, BoMToons wrote:

At 10/10/09 01:58 AM, jmtb02 wrote: Mandatory "I'm Sitting Next to BoMToons" post.

I just showed jmtb02 all my unfinished projects. He orgasmed. His wife watched it all.

is she jealous?

I KNOW I AM

I was thinking.... how about a global challenge, over the weekend we pick a short audio clip from the audio portal and then the task is just animate some sort of character dancin to it. Its so rare for me to actually animate something like that... it might be fun.. or not. but who cares. Then on monday we'll throw em all together and put em in a fla and someone can submit em.

At 10/10/09 01:51 AM, Mexifry wrote: Or you get lucky like Nic Deary and score a eCPM of like a $1.00

Its not a joke, its just you have to think of what is 'sticky content' the beauty of those types of things is the ability to have it go all over the web. Thats what the alure of it is for advertisers. Honestly... if you arent like a major name like Egoraptor, i probably wouldnt bother with puttin the api on animations.. i wont do it for any of my movies. Games on the other hand its automatic. Cause if you arent gonna do it someone else will and will make loads off you.

Yea i dunno how he got an eCPM of a buck.. thats pretty insane :P

Someone make an animated gif of that to be modded!

*im kiddinggggg but itd be coool

At 10/9/09 10:23 PM, Nicholas-Deary wrote:

At 10/9/09 02:11 AM, Mexifry wrote: You don't need to blur out the names cause we all know it's for NG Pass. :p

Actually if was for Newgrounds Ass, which was even more lucrative.

Regardless what it is, thats still a ton more impressions than Mexifry.

Hes not really talking about sponsors much the way most people think of them. He's talking about professional companies that post their flash on the site.

Its just a hard thing to judge what is 'professional'... even some of the amateur artists/devs here eventually do go pro, should the site close its doors after nurturing them? no.

'There she is' is made by a team of animators who from what i gather, work professionally. Should they not be allowed to show their work here? Should they be stashed elsewhere? The answer is no, its a competitive market wherever you go and whatever you do. Some of the funnest games could be the most crude, and some of the most ellaborate ones by the wealthiest companies could still fall flat. You should just not worry about it and go at your own pace and skill level.

Happy birthday nevrrrr. i hope you nevr get into drinking, its a terrible habit.

Yea but its 'everything by everyone'. I mean seriously, you must know what youre getting yourself into if youre submitting content on this site?

One day you compete with Firth, the next you compete with Adult Swim.

COINCIDENTALLY, most of Adult Swim's games have gotten beaten out by amateur artists and developers so its fine and you shouldnt fear competition even if it is professional one.

This was a character that was supposed to be a hidden character named tracie in NG Rumble.
Never ended up using it though. The movements were too 'animated' and not suitable for a game. The attacks for example are animated well but would be too slow to actually be useable. Anyway i thought id share it. Its a shame to have a full spriteset done and then find that you arent using it.
cest'la vie (or however its spelled)

Tracie

Youre still not old enough to attend meetups. Maybe next year tho!

Happy birthday i suppose.

Tom dont ever use the term tubular. Thats so not you.

At 10/9/09 12:03 PM, Davidzx wrote: kids shouldnt have money until they work for it. plain and simple.

Its not that simple though, and youd have to be a parent to understand. When you have a kid your life changes more dramatically than anything else... and you want nothing more than to give the world to your kid. That sentiment is touching, but problematic when those parents do have the world at their fingertips. I agree with you but its one of those easier said than done things.

The only thing that irks me about money in general is that at some point in your wealth you are scorned if you dont give back to charity or something. Your money almost stops becoming yours. Is it that outraggeous for someone wealthy to not be interested in donating money?

Its more a hypothetical one, rather than a personal one. I'm sure there are good wealthy people out there that live quiet lives in their prestine overpriced bubbles but they dont bother anyone or do anything unlawful, they are just very private with their wealth.

First timez

I think the first movie i saw was Scrotum the Puppy, i was drawn to the site by a club a seal banner ad that tom did. And after that I was pretty much hooked, i wanted to be bad and 'cool' like the other cool people submitting stuff so as most new users, my shit was immature and dirty. I eventually outgrew it and became more interested in the collaborative aspect of flash and so here we are almost 10 years later.

These arent mine but i have em for now.

Where do corpse vaginas fit in here? im juss sayin...

that centerfold poster looks awesome