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At 4/11/10 06:56 PM, Halosheep wrote: Fucks sake, you can only do this in 4chan. We can't roll on NG

You're not rolling idiot, it's the letters of your name.

Refer to the chart below.

ka-ki-te-ka-to

Breathe carolina is pretty good.
As is dot dot curve.
Of Mice and Men, former lead singer for Attack Attack's new band, is pretty kickass.
Finally, Bla Bla Blast is a good unsigned band.

Check 'em out!

Original text:

"8=====D"

...54 translations later we get:

"8 ===== D"

A cock in every language.

Original text:

"Why do you enjoy putting frozen shit from the deceased in your asshole?"

...54 translations later we get:

"What is business class?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Company?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Company?"

Original text:

"Something sexual."

...54 translations later we get:

"Monday"

...54 translations later we get:

"Monday"

At 4/11/10 02:13 PM, robin1232 wrote: because I said the game crashed on startup and 0'd it.
what should I have done then? not report a bug? give it a 10 for nothing?

If a game doesn't start, you can't play it.
If you can't play it, don't fucking review it.

At 4/10/10 03:52 PM, Rig wrote:

At 4/10/10 09:59 AM, Sweeper128 wrote: Happy Birthday Ugly Shepard...

I mean Rig.

I meant Rig, you know...

We're actually one and the same! :O

Also, 10,000th post. On my birthday. In my birthday thread. What are the odds?

Daaamn slim.
Happy late birthday.

At 4/10/10 03:31 PM, EpicFail wrote: This little guy just turned fourteen today,

Seriously? Welcome to hell buddy.
Nah, happy birthday bro.

Original text:

"Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. Also the game."

...54 translations later we get:

"Now go to support the process. Half of the city."

Yes, half of the fucking city.

At 4/9/10 08:59 PM, GibsonBlack7 wrote: lets hear all of your comments about my favorite genre of music...screamo
if you like it then what's ur fav song/band (mines tdwp)
if you hate it then let loose =P

I hate little shits like you that can't tell screamo from post-hardcore.
Love like Electrocution=screamo.
TDWP=Post-hardcore.

THE MORE YOU KNOW

Big Pete Roswell.

wut

Yo shitty advertising account! Imma let you finish, but Taylor Swift is some of the worst music of all time. OF ALL TIME.

At 4/10/10 05:04 AM, carolc wrote: My robot

Normally I would say "Welcome to the NG BBS," but this time I'm gonna say GET THE FUCK OUT WE DONT CARE.

Great. Now I'm gonna be pissy all day.

Favorites are for closed-minded people.

I saw White Zombie. And a ton more that have been mentioned.

At 4/9/10 02:18 AM, Psycho666 wrote: What makes an American American?

Fatness and ignorance.

Damn, I must not be American.

At 4/8/10 02:30 PM, CeilingCat wrote: FUCK YEAH, Onix!

You killed it.

At 4/8/10 02:25 PM, blazer133 wrote: You guys are all idiots. he's talking about rocks.

NOT ROCK STARS!

That's the joke mate.

Oh hai guise.

Ekans reversed is snake.
Arbok reversed is kobra.
Muk backwards is...

You just shat bricks.

At 4/7/10 04:31 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Today is a very special day because it is EpicFail's 18th birthday!!

Wish him a good one!!

Nowai. Get me some of that cake.

Happy birthday bro.

At 4/7/10 07:10 PM, xmrsmoothx wrote: On the topic, the word Ni*ger is not allowed to be posted on the BBS, but Cracker is.

N*GGER N*GGER N*GGER N*GGER N*GGER N*GGER.
CRACKER CRACKER CRACKER.
FAG FAG FAG.

Fuck. It only doesnt permit n*gger.

At 4/7/10 06:09 PM, luigipwnsmario wrote: Ive got an idea-
BAD TRANSLATOR GAME

EXAMPLE:
Original text:

"The Hof Van Savoye (Court of Savoy) or the Paleis van Margareta van Oostenrijk (Palace of Margaret of Austria) is a 16th century building in Mechelen and one of the first Renaissance buildings in the Low Countries. Margareta of Austria was awarded a "

...54 translations later we get:

"Screw (Hotel) or %u54C8%u514B%u8428%u6C83, Margaret of Austria (Austria Casa Margarita) (a license for a new life) Price Austria, Michel will be at least 16 Margaret."

Hopefully yours will be lulzier.

Ive got an idea-
BAD TRANSLATOR GAME
1) Go to Wikipedia
2) Click "random article"
3) Copy a paragraph or so
4) Paste into bad translator
5) Start the translatin'
6) ?????
7) PROFIT

Original text:

"Go suck on a big black penis and get AIDS."

...54 translations later we get:

"Jews is difficult because of the large black bird."

WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING

I dress scene. Band shirts, skinnies, classic Vans or Converse, hoodie, scene hair, belt (either with a fucking awesome belt buckle or regular buckle but skipping all but 2 belt loops, leaving the belt low-slung).

I SWEAR IF I EVER SEE THAT DAMNED TANK AGAIN SAYING THAT ITS MAINTAINING THE SERVERS I WILL FUCKING GO BATSHIT INSANE ON YOUR FUCKING SHIT.

Shit being EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND LOVE

WHAT IN THE NAME OF DIRTY HERPES INFESTED BALLSACKS AM I WATCHING

A final one-
Original text:

"I will cut off your tits and force them into your ass while shoving a hot soldering iron into your pussy. As I am doing that I will slowly be cutting off portions of you and eating them, starting with your eyes and ending with your brain."

...54 translations later we get:

"Milk and iron hot butt to protect the lake. Brain food."