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At 11/6/10 02:39 PM, Smorsh wrote: Snap into a Slim Jim does not mean the same thing in a gay bar.

You can snap into my Slim Jim anyday honey.

I'm into bondage.

At 11/5/10 09:37 PM, luigipwnsmario wrote: Women's rights.

OLOLOLOLOLOLOL

But really. A woman once asked me to see things from her point of view.
So I went and looked out of a kitchen window.

Women's rights.

OLOLOLOLOLOLOL

At 11/5/10 09:23 PM, FireWOLF109 wrote: 1st. How do you think Tom would feel if one of his staff made a bad bet and lost?

Who cares.

2nd. How is freewebs auto fail?

Again, who cares.

and 3rd. Why are some of the trolls going into hiding?

AC/DC was the best hip-hop group ever.

*30 seconds

I unstrap them.

I think that it is every individual's decision whether or not to do drugs.

At 11/2/10 05:30 PM, Bryan wrote:

At 11/2/10 11:35 AM, homsarrunner3 wrote:

At 11/2/10 11:18 AM, homsarrunner3 wrote:

At 11/2/10 11:11 AM, AkilsmizzXMW wrote: What does Newgrounds want for Christmas this year?

why is there a big cactus behind santa?

nobody answered my question> :(

I think it's a tree though.

Definitely the elusive cactus-tree, preparing to viciously sodomize Santa.

At 11/2/10 05:24 PM, Bryan wrote:

At 11/2/10 05:13 PM, luigipwnsmario wrote: We're all douches in the end.

Touche.

or should I say douche

Douché good sir. Douché.

At 11/2/10 05:22 PM, Scarface wrote:

At 11/2/10 05:15 PM, Cootie wrote: Meanwhile, back at the thread...

What thread? We're talking about GiantDouche now.

Derailed threads>On-rail threads.

Let it be.

WOAH, I never thought I'd see this thread again.

Anyways, somebody summarize how the game has changed for me. Please?

Tell me of this mystical... job... you speak of.

At 11/2/10 05:11 PM, ryanson209 wrote:

At 11/2/10 05:05 PM, GiantDouche wrote: peterm is right. as of today I'm gonna be the best ng bbs user I can be :)

You'll still be a douche though, so...

We're all douches in the end.

At 11/2/10 09:34 AM, EpicFail wrote: Blah blah I label people.

Related to this, people that label other people/themselves pisses me off.

At 11/2/10 11:11 AM, AkilsmizzXMW wrote: What does Newgrounds want for Christmas this year?

A dirty bassline.

FUCK I SAID IT

Step 1) Introduce character(s)
Step 2) Introduce a scenario that could easily kill said character(s)
Step 3) Have some completely random and totally unrelated bullshit come in and murder the character(s) in a ludicrous way.

Just thought I'd put that out there.

Problem: Basic English.
Solution: Drink a tall cool glass of shut the fuck up.

Prop 19 won't matter in the end; people will be smoking it either way.

Myself included.

Driving while drunk and on drugs, while being a skating prostitute that yells at kids and laughs at obese men on scooters, who looks like he might smell of pot.

Oh look, it's THIS thread again.

If you think it's a bad idea, don't make the fucking thread.

4.4 earths?

Holy fucking shit balls.

At 5/8/10 06:48 AM, KKSlider60 wrote: Just to make a fair example:
Earth < Sun < Solar System < Milky Way < Local Group of Galaxies < Local Cluster < Local Supercluster < Observable Universe < Universe < My cock

Inevitably fixed.

I read the title thinking it was a portmanteau of "jacking off" and "wanking."

$0.00

Seriously, who gives a fuck.

At 4/25/10 03:52 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: this diagram is to explain the faggotry of the thread

Fix'd

Also, fuck your Cockgrounds, I introduce TITGROUNDS:
javascript:void(document.body.innerHTML=
String(document.body.innerHTML).replace(
/([^A-Za-z0-9&])[A-Za-z0-9]+(?![^<>]*>)/
g,'$1'+prompt('Word?','Tits')));

At 4/24/10 08:13 AM, SirWolfy wrote: Welcome to CocksGrounds!

javascript:void(document.body.innerHTML = String(document.body.innerHTML).replace(
/([^A-Za-z0-9&])[A-Za-z0-9]+(?![^<
>]*>)/g,'$1'+prompt('Word?','cocks')));

SO MANY COCKS

I haven't read the fucking thread but I'm replying anyways.

Hit it and quit it.