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Hey all you Alpha-Fanboys, Bravo is a shitty Charlie and you know it! I could list a million reasons why Delta sucks, and why Echo is better, but instead I'll condense it. First of all, the graphics on Foxtrot are way, WAY better than Golf. Hotel looks like it was made, like, ten years ago! And the India is way better, not to mention Juliet.
Simply put, anyone who likes Kilo is fucking retarded. What is there to like? You're just sucking up because it was made by Lima, so it MUST be good, right? It's just a shitty, over-hyped Mike with no real value, unlike November.
And don't say I'm biased, I own Oscar, Papa AND Quebec, so I know what I'm talking about when I say the Romeo sucks. And it's not just the Sierra, everything about it just isn't as good as Tango. Everyone thinks it's God's gift to gamers, when it quite clearly isn't. The Uniform isn't fun, the Victory is too clunky and the Whiskey isn't nearly as X-ray as Yankee.
Fuck you Zulu-tards.
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