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Response to: Looking for good a programmer! Posted July 31st, 2011 in Programming

At 7/31/11 06:46 PM, iloveicelollies wrote:
At 7/31/11 06:29 PM, Jessii wrote: What language? How much are you paying? Interested people would want to know that info.
and it's going to be in English

XD FUCKING LOL'D

Response to: programming help Posted July 31st, 2011 in General

wtf type of programming sounds like actionscript go to the flash forum dickhead

and btw in sted of hittest you can use varible to do same thing like
onClipEvent(enterFrame) {
cock = _root.player._x;
coggeeg = _root.player._x;
if (cock == coggeg){
//put your code here
}

ovo you need to put in y axis to varible aswell i coudnt be bovered

Response to: I fucking hate my life. Posted July 31st, 2011 in General

dont be such a little bitch

man the fuck up there are kids in africa riddled with aids wishing there life was as yours

Response to: Come Chat! Posted July 29th, 2011 in NG News

whats letter boxing?

Response to: New Website :o Posted July 29th, 2011 in General

its fucking shit at the bottom i noticed a little thing the said

Designed by WPArcade.com
get off you fucking lazy ass and learn css and html

Response to: Need web developer for paid work Posted July 28th, 2011 in Programming

im instested tell me more about what i would have to be making?

Response to: Creating Website/ Language Choice Posted July 28th, 2011 in Programming

yep php and mysql are the way to go
also learn xhml and css they only take 30 mins there simple as fuck

Response to: NG in 30 years??? Posted July 27th, 2011 in General

flash will be dead

NG will now host html5 games and animation

Response to: Black People You Respect Posted July 26th, 2011 in General

martin luther king

Response to: Spamming my piece of shit teacher Posted July 25th, 2011 in General

reset yo router
simples

Response to: Nambla Is Fucking Wrong! Posted July 25th, 2011 in General

At 7/25/11 10:00 AM, k-maniac wrote: http://www.nambla.org/

Seriously I find it scary that people like this exist.

wtf i didnt no they acturly exsisted i thought they were only from south park :O

Response to: NG easter egg random scary uhh... Posted July 25th, 2011 in General

At 7/24/11 11:08 PM, ModernPatriot wrote:
At 7/24/11 11:02 PM, Fluttershy wrote: Since when do SWF objects move from web page to web page? You must use Internet Explorer or some shit.
I use internet explorer.

are you over the age of 60?

Response to: Login and register for html site Posted July 25th, 2011 in Programming

u need to set up a apache server to run php

download xampp
it has apache and mysql included

Response to: A cure for Aids/But Is this moral? Posted July 25th, 2011 in General

aids helps keep the population down in 3rd world countrys

Response to: Login and register for html site Posted July 25th, 2011 in Programming

use php and mysql
theres a good tut for logins here

Response to: Trannies Posted July 25th, 2011 in General

At 7/25/11 06:48 AM, MiloBased wrote: Whats everyones view on trannies?

woman getting her dick sucked turns me on. maybe because i dont have to see a sweaty dude getting

if the have a dick there not a woman nuff sed

Response to: Building a computer. Posted July 25th, 2011 in General

At 7/24/11 06:20 PM, misterchees0 wrote: If you're actually willing to dish out 1500$ for a computer, you should check into Water cooling

water cooling is so shit its loaud as fuck not as cool as a good fan and eventully breaks

Response to: Building a computer. Posted July 25th, 2011 in General

At 7/24/11 05:51 PM, bgraybr wrote: Get an AMD processor instead. They're the same quality and a lot cheaper. You could probably get a new 6-core AMD CPU for the price of that Intel quad core. A lot of people are die-hard Intel fanboys but I can assure you that AMD is a good choice.

dont get amd there shit
i recommend getting
1024w psu
i have 16 gig ram 4 of these
and devo get a nvidia over ati
ati are good but games work better on nvidia since nvidia sposner most games
the card i have

btw if your thinking of getting water cooling dont
its shit

Response to: 4chan's gone soft. Posted July 25th, 2011 in General

i wish i joined the fj raid i fucking hate that site

online file converter Posted July 25th, 2011 in Programming

im currently making a video upload section for my website but i think i would rather use html5 since its new rather than flash video plugins but i was wandering if theres anyway to automaticly convert a file from a .avi to a .mp4 and a .ogg since these are the only files that can be played with html5 thnks :)

Response to: html advanced tutorials and HTML 5 Posted July 24th, 2011 in Programming

At 7/24/11 12:40 AM, noobgamer57 wrote: I want advanced tutorials for html

no no you dont

u want javascript and css to make it look good

for functabillity you want php and mysql

Response to: Php: Writing To An Html File. Posted July 24th, 2011 in Programming

just use this futtallby its pre made chan software

oh and btw i would not advise hosting a chan unless you can moderte it 24 hours aday

Response to: variable help Posted July 24th, 2011 in Game Development

thanks :D

variable help Posted July 24th, 2011 in Game Development

is there any way in a as2 to keep the variable the same once its changes
what i want to do is

onClipEvent (load){
	a = 0;
	left = (Key.isDown(Key.LEFT));

	if (left == true) {
		a = 1;
	}

theres the code so once left is true a turns to 1 but once left turns false a goes back to zero but i want it to start at zero than once its changed stay changed any help plz??????

Response to: I just got a new laptop! Woot! Posted July 23rd, 2011 in General

its shit

Response to: Wanna know what you think of China Posted July 23rd, 2011 in General

i would never live in china

newgrounds is blocked in china

Response to: Facebook like button? Posted July 22nd, 2011 in General

At 7/21/11 12:08 PM, Wolfos wrote:
At 7/21/11 12:06 PM, EmperorOfSwag wrote: you have to manually code it in assembly and append it to your submission
Assembly? Last time I heard they were doing binary. That's an upgrade!

binary!? no we have to convert it to hexidecimal

Response to: Improve My Website! [round 2] Posted July 22nd, 2011 in General

its pretty shit
learn php and mysql to be able to add acounts and people being able to submit flash

Response to: Only newgrounds can do it! Posted July 20th, 2011 in General

ollolololoololo

Only newgrounds can do it!

Response to: Wanting to get into programming Posted July 18th, 2011 in Programming

creating those kind of programs is nearly im possible by one person

but i recomend starting from python then leard wxpython for gui then when ur good with that go onto c or c++