Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 82%
Likelihood of you being MALE is 18%

holy fuck, omg doesn't porn count as a male thing.

At 8/4/08 08:33 AM, DeIirium wrote:

Incest alert!

stepsisters are not blood relatives you retard -- - -- - - -- -- - --

Yeah they are. One of your parents had sex with someone, they had a child, and having a sexual relationship with that person counts as incest. The child of your parent counts as a blood relative to me. I have 2 stepsisters, and i would never ever consider dating them or anything. Its fucking sick, and i don´t really see that big of a difference between sister and stepsister.

Well there is a fine line between "sister" , "half sister" and "stepsister"

Sister= blood related on both of your mom and dad.

half sister= blood related from either your mom or dad (not both)

stepsister= no blood, one of your parents are divorced, remarried and the outsider parent that comes into the family and already has a child (not related, only related through marriage.)

fail

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At 8/4/08 03:07 AM, Wtfpwn wrote: There is a reason she likes you, but none of the girls who meet you in person do not.

well anyways, i work online, i do so much online I dont have time as much to go meet people, only hanging out with friends, so I meet her online and hey, might has well try this out. (btw didnt really try to get with any other girl in person lately, so cant tell if they wouldnt like me anyways.

She won't like you any more after she sees you face to face.

I think thats rude, plus appearance is not everything, of course you want your date to be a attractive, but yes, knowing someones personality can change the way you look at them.

Long distance relationships are between 2 people who don't have real social skills realize they probably aren't going to get laid anyways.

I have had a few girls in the past, but none that really cares for personality (and sex isnt everything) and if I didnt have any social skills, im just wondering how the fuck I ever talked with her.
(I dont like how ppl think of the internet as "not real" i mean, you are talking to random or strangers most of the time and just because you can see this person doesnt mean they arent there.) Its like if someone gave you a car and your still riding a horse; the fucking technology is there to use, so fucking use it to your advantage as much as you can.

that is just wrong. yuck

At 8/4/08 02:32 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: I am just so damn proud of what a good job I did. :)

well how boring.. the wallpaper is just like your OS.. "SHIT"

get a real mans computer!

didn't mean anything by it, but at least get vista.

boycott my ass, i eat fastfood more then 2times a day. like wtf, i still dont weigh more then 160 pounds so I am happy, but still... i stopped eating BK, and i dont do mcds anymore.. wendys is occasional, subway is lunch time. and taco bell is my new favorite. I switch now and again, but i mean, got the moeny.. fucking eat... i barely eat at home, hell with there food.

well comon, my life is online, my job is online, most of my friends are online. I talk to dozens of ppl a day, if im out on the road driving i'll be on the internet on my fone, ether txting to IMing through yahoo and AIM. I prolly am online more then I sleep, and prolly 92% of my life and time is online, there are more ppl on the internet then in the real social world. so why not use this technology to talk to the world, meet ppl just like u in another area. Best thing the world.

At 8/4/08 02:42 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

At 8/3/08 08:36 PM, LTcolor wrote: i kno her voice because we talk on fone sometimes.

What is this "fone" you speak of?

omg are u serious?

well damn.. if thats really in boston im only a few hours away.

omg the story was awesome.. haha

At 8/4/08 02:03 AM, DanTheBard wrote:

At 8/4/08 02:00 AM, KarpaLTunnaL wrote: have sex with nìggers, they love the cock.

im geussing no mods are on

im calling for ban, i dont want to see shit

At 8/3/08 12:56 PM, KyleDaFox wrote: Gauge his eyes out with a pencil, deep fry them and mail it to his mom.

omg.. some ppl and there imagination. thats good.

At 8/4/08 01:58 AM, benjadaninja wrote: AND I COULD WALK 500 MILES.

well isn't that just a bit of randomness...
did i ask if u can walk 500 miles..
why don't u try for a 1000 if you like it so much.

At 8/1/08 10:22 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: Good for you.

yup

At 8/3/08 10:50 PM, kRaZyAzN wrote: first, improve your spelling. You spell 'phone' like 'fone'.

this rite here sounds pretty lame.. everyone knows that fone = phone, u must not txt or IM alot.
finding that when u txt alot, u need to use shorter spelling.

At 8/3/08 10:20 PM, Bladezguy wrote: Something you should know: Anybody that trusts myspace to go out with another person is stupid.

if u would have read my entire post.. u would kno that i have talked to her on the fone, i kno who she is and what she sounds like. i have talked with her friends in yahoo/aim and what not. its not just a random person that i find on myspace.. and btw newgrounds is an okay place to talk with ppl, not everyone is a complete asshole such as ur self.

At 8/3/08 09:41 PM, pizza4ever wrote: okay first. say 3000 not 3k

u cant figure that out by looking at 3k. comon

At 8/3/08 08:48 PM, MasterUnderstood wrote: Why don't you move down there and get a job over there?

i was thinking of it. i work for clients online, so my job goes where i go.

or Jamie

hey, i like this girl that lives in cali while i live near NY, I mean, we talk on AIM, and myspace, i kno what she looks like, i kno her voice because we talk on fone sometimes. I mean, she has so much in common with me.

I was thinking of next year once im more stable in my job I would go to LA and visit, take a vacation and maybe see her, but I need to kno, what do u think of a long distance relationship?

Now my friends all say i should get a local girl, but i mean, i haven't found a girl that clicks with my personality so well as she does.

any thoughts at all, im sure this thread will be attacked...lol

I scanned that recover partition and it seems like the files are there but just blocked by this fucking faggot angel shit. And wtf.. if anti-virus shit doesnt notice it.. wtf should I be paying for something that doesnt even work.

sry here is the image of what it looks like

ok... you know how like "gateway" got that nice little partition on harddrive to recover.. well good... anyways. I want to recover my computer today, restarted hit F8 and clicked recover.. then it jsut restarts my computer to my user and pw shit and opens like it normally does... NO FUCKING RECOVERY. Now I am like wtf... i have done this like 2 times already.. so this time I look in the partistion hard drive.. ALL FILES ARE NOT THERE>. and it has this fucking thing that says

AND HAS A FUCK TradeMake Logo for PC Angel... WTF fucking blocking the recover shit.. now im pissed.. how the fuck did it get on there..

Recovery Partition
Warning!

This area of your hard disk
(or partition) contains files used
for your system recovery.

Do not delete or alter these files.

Any change to this partition could
prevent any recovery later.

outside > inside... hmmm inside...reasons I don't like the inhabitant space.

Sun,
heat,
ppl in general,
bugs/animals..fucking a (waste of space..and they bother me..)
heavy wind or too much wind that might just enter my person space,
Pollution Hazard (how much I hate a fucking diesel truck blowing smoke,

(in fact, i rather not move of this fucking seat.)

Im not gay, im pretty sure "it" is a man. (called sex change, sick fucks)

I believe its a lot more then that... maybe 4x that amount.

enjoy...

So funny to watch everyone hurl over this thread.

is it over when you lose all hope...?

Your girl friend leaves you, doesn't mean life is over.
All you bank accounts get cleared out, doesn't mean life is over.
Your computer crashes (well thats a 50/50 on your life) but you can still fix that.
When Google doesn't load (well it has never happened, but say it does.) shouldn't end your life.

Life will be over when you finish your course, but then again, its all up to you on how far you go and what you do to change the time line of history.

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