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Response to: Things you would like to stomp on. Posted August 28th, 2007 in General

Small Children.

Especially the modern bratty variety with their cell phones and psps and DS lites at the age 10. And then perhaps their parent's genetalia so they can't make any more.

Response to: I put fries in my burger. Posted August 27th, 2007 in General

At 8/27/07 02:25 AM, The-Donkey wrote:
At 8/27/07 01:38 AM, SBB wrote: I fry my own fingers and put them in my burger
What does it taste like?

Like meat and potatoes with a little bit of bun.

I do it too. I find it to be absolutely delicious. Also a bit of ranch dressing if I'm feeling frisky.

Response to: Newgrounds: your pet peeves Posted August 27th, 2007 in Where is / How to?

At 8/26/07 12:04 AM, ReconRebel wrote:
When I was 19 years old I joined a government sponsored work program that took me across Canada. There were 10 of us living together in a huge house and everyone had different responsibilities assigned to them. Mike & Sylvain had cooking duties one week and it was a complete nightmare. One meal consisted of a banana wrapped in a cod fillet, covered with tons of garlic and broiled it in the oven. I took one look at it, excused myself from the table and went out for pizza.

That might honestly be worse, but then when I got stationed on ship I had to eat Navy food too. It makes me think the origin of all the marine Corps- Navy rivalry actually has it's basis in the crappy food they make you eat on ship.

I also hate the American public education system.

Response to: Question about critics Posted August 27th, 2007 in Where is / How to?

Thanks for that little bit of info, now next time I see something that is dying, but i really want to leave a review for (bug or glitch or something) I'll just pass it along via PM to the author instead. I always forget about those things. But I guess some people here are actually trying to make flash and might want feedback regardless of blam.

Response to: Rage's gift to you: Abusive reviews Posted August 26th, 2007 in Where is / How to?

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/10 5942

Seems to be one or two on every single page, but then again i only made it to page ten. Maybe if I get really frisky I'll make a go at all 166. tons of whistle blows should you want them and have the patience to go through it all.

Response to: Cars must die Posted August 26th, 2007 in General

My personal policy is anything under 5 miles and I'm biking it, unless I'm late. Keeps me in shape, and the adrenal gland pumping in todays poorly controlled Driver's Education System. Seriously, I mean, people should have to retest at every license renewal, if driving is so easy,t hen it won't hurt them, but then... the test should be harder too.

Funny how in America it's easier to get a license to control a several hundred pound contraption made of metal and heavy-duty plastics, powered by a constant source of explosions (for those that don't know what an internal combustion engine is) than it is to get one to own a firearm. Which one's realyl more dangerous, and which one leads to more deaths every year?

Boo complacency, power to harder Driver's tests!

Response to: Cool strategy online *free* game Posted August 26th, 2007 in General

...or there's no game at all...

Whatever floats your boat.

There is no game, there is only yourself. Look deep inside and you will find you do not play the game, it is the game that plays you.

Response to: Cool strategy online *free* game Posted August 26th, 2007 in General

So it wasn't called tactics online. I caught you liar!

Thanks for the link, I would have made it eventually, but again a sarcastic whine saves me the effort.

Apathy rules all!

Response to: It never happened. Posted August 26th, 2007 in General

Always a good, entertaining read. I'm surprised the Church hasn't swept you into the folds of the Curia and made you a Cardinal yet.

Response to: Cool strategy online *free* game Posted August 26th, 2007 in General

Great another suggestion to take up most of my day. You guys are horrible, absolutely horrible. Between NewGrounds, all the other games I play... and now I have to look one up.

Response to: The Da Fulpi Code Posted August 26th, 2007 in General

I going to have to ditto the request for a Flash, this has been stewing a while so it's obviously well thought of and conceived. Surely there is an artist out there willing to risk death and persecution to bring this story to life so that ti may be spread to all the people.

Honestly, funny, funny read. The religious overtone just made it all the better.

Response to: Made a kid cry with my new t-shirt Posted August 26th, 2007 in General

Absolutely... freaking... hilarious!

Not to be a copy-cat or anything, but I am seriously considering picking up that shirt.

1. It's awesome, I love spoiling movies and books for people.

2. Making children cry is nigh coming up on America's favorite pastime, surpassing Baseball by a wide margin.

Response to: Porn? Posted August 26th, 2007 in General

I always like to say "to each their own". Trying to understand why someone else likes what they do and does what they see as right will drive you insane. If they like it, and do it, and watch it, so be it. And with the internet where we have all different peoples and cultures coming together as one, it is virtually impossible to have a set standard of ethics and morals.

So I say, let them do what they want, and forget trying to understand why, because then you're letting it interfere with your own thoughts and decisions, and that's just not groovy.

Response to: Japan TV... eww Posted August 25th, 2007 in General

At 8/25/07 02:51 AM, Kuro wrote:
But his crotch is far to the left of where his hand would be, and his hand is quite clearly going down behind his leg, unless his less visable arm is quite a bit longer than the other.

I was just answering the question. That doesn't necessarily mean I agree.

Response to: IE or firefox what do you prefer? Posted August 25th, 2007 in General

Firefox, highly customizable, easily modifiable, and avoids most ads automatically with the ability to permanently block an ad from your computer forever. I keep IE around, besides the fact that I have to, but as a browser, because some companies are still so bass ackwards that they don't have sites that recognize Firefox yet, my College being one of them.

Response to: your favirouite ng's caractor Posted August 25th, 2007 in General

Too many, I came for the Tankmen, and since have discovered so much, and I'm not done discovering ye either. Probably too many to list anyhow, but the Tankmen, the original Tankmen, and not the horrific spin-offs, are still my favorites.

Response to: Japan TV... eww Posted August 25th, 2007 in General

At 8/25/07 02:41 AM, wicked-casper wrote: why you circle his arm....¿

Because is reaching down into his groin area, hence a reference to the "father" masturbating while wiping his child's butt. Seriously, I was deployed to Japan for two years, it really is like that over there. Their media is much more lenient and their laws are much more strict.

Response to: nothing Posted August 25th, 2007 in General

Created by aliens... maybe... but more likely just a huge sheet of black paper so we can't see behind it. I mean really, what if there's just something nondescript in the way, really, really far out there?

Response to: Pizza, How much for Tip? Posted August 25th, 2007 in General

I always just hand them out to the nearest multiple of bills I have. I'm too impatient to wait for them to reach into their little apron-bags or man-purses to get me a few coins of ones. If all i have on me is a $20 and the pizza was 16 something... it's the delivery guy's lucky day. If it's a day I happen to have ones on me, he gets the cents and that's about it.

Apathy rules all.

Response to: Newgrounds: your pet peeves Posted August 25th, 2007 in Where is / How to?

At 8/25/07 01:32 AM, Aksumka wrote: I get pissed off when all the shit in the portal passes despite my best efforts to blam it.

Some crews I just stop trying, but for the past few days now random poop is passing and making me mad. I am getting like no b/p. I even fell a rank yesterday!

Amen to that! Now I don't feel as discouraged being a nooblette and having the same lack of effect. Really, it confounds me as to just how all these spam submissions make it in, but I'll just keep on blamin' 'em, for as long as I can. Let my B/P score suffer, I'd rather recognize crap as crap than give in for an easy score.

Oh, and I hate lima beans too.

Response to: Re-imagining of Optimus Prime. Posted August 24th, 2007 in Art

Definitely a good-looking piece of work. Thanks for sharing this project with all of us too. It's so awesome to see something step by step like this. Woohoo.... goooo MindChamber!

Response to: Rage's gift to you: Abusive reviews Posted August 24th, 2007 in Where is / How to?

Question: Just how do all those obvious spam accounts that keep giving cut and paste reviews to all those different flash not get deleted?

Response to: Rage's gift to you: Abusive reviews Posted August 23rd, 2007 in Where is / How to?

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/reviews /393656/7

Plenty here, and judging from the number of "found helpfuls" a little undiscovered treasure trove.

Yay me!

Response to: Rage's gift to you: Abusive reviews Posted August 22nd, 2007 in Where is / How to?

At 8/21/07 10:53 PM, K-Fox wrote: Hey guys!

You can use google to find all of someone's reviews.

Just search "_____ says" site:newgrounds.com ...with the user's name in place of the "_____"

Example

That is truly handy for a nooblette like me. Helps keep track of spammer and abusive posters.

Thanks.

Response to: Rage's gift to you: Abusive reviews Posted August 21st, 2007 in Where is / How to?

Not even the ............ posts?

Response to: Rage's gift to you: Abusive reviews Posted August 21st, 2007 in Where is / How to?

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/reviews /396167/2
trytan, greivor, mrkickyourbutt
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/reviews /396167/3
plutonium59
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/reviews /396167/5
xxshiftxx
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/reviews /396167/7
bigmamakatie, adesn
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/reviews /396167/8
simpson-bruvas

All one liner-spammish reviews. Please I'm knoew at this so correct me if I'm wrong.

Response to: I'm a little bit fabbish... Posted August 21st, 2007 in General

Down with Fab!

i kid i kid, don't mind the new guy...

Response to: What About Zombies Scares You? Posted August 18th, 2007 in General

People often overlook the smell. Remember these things have risen from death, so a stale sort of decay sent is always good to aim for. Makes bathing after a night of work at a haunted house more rewarding too.

Response to: The Elite Guard Barracks Posted August 17th, 2007 in Clubs & Crews

Just wanted to say thank you guys for your work. I felt the same way as all of you, and it just drove me nuts. It's just nice to know there is some kind of force out there doing what you guys do.