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Thank you, you dont know how much that helps

Almost forgot how lame I am, thanks for reminding me

More of a tat kinda guy myself, but piercings have their time and place, just not on me

So I woke up this morning with this genius story to tell

So this first thing I remember, I was standing in my bedroom with three black dudes, one who happened to be the actor who played Marcus on Smart Guy. I immediately recognized him, but I didnt know his real name, and I didnt want to offend him by calling him Marcus, but I couldnt resist. I called him by his character's name and he beat the shit out of me. By the time we were done with that, we decided to roll over to some white dudes house and wade through the 4 ft of water in his basement looking for a bag of pills. I found them and one of the hos that were hovering around the house jumped on me and proceeded to fellate me. I came in her mouth and she informed me of my poor manners in neglecting to warn her, so Marcus beat the shit out of me again. It was about then that I noticed the water was ignoring gravity and pooling towards one side of the room. I swam under to see what was up when I got sucked into a garbage disposal and woke up.

Any thoughts?

Yeah, and not even a good reply, whos that noob anyway?

Sign me up, Ive always liked tunnels, and moon tunnels are so hard to find these days

People are stupid, probably the most frequent thought that goes through my head

nose rings are for girls bro

Yeah... youre just gonna get thrown out on the streets, dont lose your job(if youre employed) over this dumbass idea

Sorry Srock, its all about delinquent

Makes me so mad i wanna throw my sandwich

Everyone comes off as an ass in high school, I think it has to do with the high concentration of legitimate assholes. If youre worrying about it then youre ok

At 4/23/10 02:23 AM, Lowercaser wrote: If youre looking for substance, read a book

I do read books. :P
I'm just tired of seeing noobs like you who can't be arsed to post anything other than one-liners. Of course I don't expect a novel when I read through the forums, that'd be ridiculous. But I also expect the majority of the users to put a little more time and thought into what they're posting, rather than to +1 their post count. I guess that's sort of a silly thing to expect though, taking into consideration the bulk of this thread...

Yeah, you got real at the end there. But Im no noob, this is my third acct on NG. What Im saying though is that you cant really expect long answers to the dumbass questions most of the stupid motherfuckers are posting. Short answers can be just as informative as long answers, in fact, most of the long ones are just extra bullshit on top of some stupid idea that popped into a random preteen mind. Length does not always correlate with the time spent or the knowledge/wisdom of the words. Keep an open mind

At 4/23/10 02:17 AM, CagedSilhouette wrote: Isn't the point of the forum to post your thoughts and opinions, and read others'? I mean, we have 8,192 characters to post with. If you want it short and sweet all the time, maybe you should stick with text messaging...

If youre looking for substance, read a book

At 4/23/10 02:11 AM, Gobblemeister wrote:

At 4/23/10 02:11 AM, kdfsjljklgjfg wrote:

At 4/23/10 02:07 AM, sixflab wrote:

At 4/23/10 01:49 AM, Jercurpac wrote:

At 4/23/10 01:47 AM, Corky-D wrote:

At 4/23/10 01:46 AM, Xarnor wrote:

Are you sure?

I think so.

Without a doubt?

With a doubt

I like it, but Im not regular by any means... I would buy it in whatever format you choose to print it

At 4/23/10 01:58 AM, BaronVonBadGuy wrote: I'd wish networks like Nickelodeon would stop milking the shit out of their once good shows, and actually put forth a good line up like they had during the 90's.

Agreed, Disney is growing too strong

More words = more importance, so sayeth the lord... give thanks and eat bad crackers

Im a geology major, but I respect your right to an opinion, so yes, the earth is just PMSing, just give it a week

Dont fuck with the space time continuum, that shits bigger than you... where the gold at, i want the gold

Im pretty sure theyre already doing that stuff in scotland to that whore of a sheep they cloned for their beastiality orgies

I'm too Christian. Couldn't help it.

More power to you, it wasnt penis tho... was it his leg?

I tried to read this, but I couldnt get past the first bit about imitating a grandmother or something

write less next time

At 4/22/10 10:59 PM, PhantomMask wrote: Maybe he should wish for a penis, seeing how there is only an X on his *cough*. And it did show it one episode!

I couldnt hear what you were saying there, your cough drowned out the word

At 4/22/10 10:58 PM, wildface098 wrote:

At 4/22/10 10:55 PM, FenTiger wrote: It's not like whenever one of our calanders ends we all freak out about the world ending.

omg, teh world is gonna end on April 30th guiz

You dont know that it wont... Always be prepared is what Im getting at

At 4/22/10 10:48 PM, FoodnSex wrote: I also don't believe in the big bang.

Yeah, Im with you on that, how could something explode without us there to light the fuse?

I know Eli, he wrote a book?

At 4/22/10 10:40 PM, Ship wrote: The only Pip I knew was from a Dickens novel that I absolutely hated so that name fills me with anger and I'm glad whenever someone of that name meets their demise.

SP definitely made an episode about that, that old lady was a bitch tho huh

Couldnt see Cortez coming, so why believe them about an asteroid volcano or however it is that people think its gonna go down. Sure, their calendar is still more accurate than ours, but that doesnt mean shit.

They didnt predict the end anyway, their calendar just happens to end in december of 2012. It already ended twice before according to whatever bullshit their rulers decided to make up, its just gonna start again the next day. Its probably just walmart spreading bullshit around so people will clean them out for survival supplies in a year or so

At 4/22/10 07:06 PM, MiroDK wrote: It's a game, he has to make stupid moves.

Wouldn't be so fun if he suddenly developed sonic cancer and bam, no more sonic....would it?

Cancer isnt funny