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Response to: Xbox 720 Posted October 28th, 2011 in Video Games

Consoles are a generation behind.

Response to: Assassins Creed: Revelations Posted October 28th, 2011 in Video Games

I just want to know the Truth. After ACII, all I care about are glyphs.

Response to: Racism? Turned around... Posted October 28th, 2011 in General

Racism only applies to whites.

Halloween Parties Posted October 28th, 2011 in General

It's almost time! Are you going to any halloween parties (or hosting)? You know, "blood punch" and "eyeball ice-cream" costume parties where they play the same song over and over again (probably "Party Rock Anthem")? If so, are you dressing up? I'm definitely going to a few of them - haven't decided what to dress up as since I probably won't be going trick or treating (I think sneaking around after dark in your early twenties would be too creepy even for Halloween). If I could host a party, I'd probably pull some sort of ImprovEverywhere-esque prank on the guests.

No matter what happens, I'm sure this is going to be a wild weekend.

Also, admire this work of art:

Halloween Parties

Response to: Approaching a girl... Posted October 28th, 2011 in General

At 10/27/11 10:16 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: One does not simply walk into Mordor.

This is the best post ever.

Response to: Happy Birthday Bill Gates! Posted October 28th, 2011 in General

Bill Gates is not allowed to have anything celebratory until iPhone 5.

Response to: Really Scaring people on Halloween Posted October 28th, 2011 in General

At 10/27/11 11:42 PM, HollowedPumkinz wrote:
At 10/27/11 11:35 PM, Hybridization wrote: This is completely dangerous and you could end up in jail (for the gun thing). Unless the gun is multicolored like a water pistol, or has a very clear orange muzzle, what you would be doing is illegal.
General: "Making me lose faith in humanity everyday."

You know, if so many people think the same way, there's a good reason for it.

I did read the OP in its entirety.
Response to: Really Scaring people on Halloween Posted October 27th, 2011 in General

This is completely dangerous and you could end up in jail (for the gun thing). Unless the gun is multicolored like a water pistol, or has a very clear orange muzzle, what you would be doing is illegal.

Response to: Stop this fucking bill. Posted October 27th, 2011 in General

You mean Congress has something else to work on?

No worries, guys.
Response to: Is Daneboe a genius? Posted October 27th, 2011 in General

At 10/27/11 10:55 PM, Cordyceps wrote: There was an old animated series that superimposed real mouths to save money, decades before Daneboe came into the scene.

This.

AO is just the most well known and best quality (for the most part).

Response to: what pokemon represents your pet? Posted October 27th, 2011 in General

At 10/27/11 08:28 PM, Synnxile wrote: lol..i don't associate my pets with such imaginable and barbaric things. HAHAHAHHAHAH ;D ;D

You have no childhood!

Response to: How long have the Posted October 27th, 2011 in General

At 10/27/11 06:47 PM, Syztm wrote: Hey, did you guys hear? When you hover your cursor over the Angry Face icon, something scary will happen!

Why did you have to say that :(

Now I'm terrified.
Response to: Would You Eat the Marshmallow? Posted October 27th, 2011 in General

At 10/27/11 07:10 PM, RobJohnson wrote: If I were a child, (and I had no prior knowledge of the rules) I would be very confused and either eat the thing in secret, or be completely turned off by the test and not eat any amount of marshmallows awarded just because I did not understand.

Well the children are given all the rules (except for the pre-designated time limit). The researcher must confirm that the subject understand the rules, otherwise the results are distorted and unreliable.

But, yes, if we substituted "dollar" for "marshmallow", it would be more appropriate for your age. So, let's say you are given the same scenario with $500,000 - the timeframe is in decades. Would you still wait?

Response to: How do you calm down when you'rPO'd Posted October 27th, 2011 in General

I usually go here for advice.

Response to: what pokemon represents your pet? Posted October 27th, 2011 in General

At 10/27/11 07:01 PM, roderickii wrote:
At 10/27/11 05:56 PM, Hybridization wrote: Piplup :D!
Thats an awesome parrot.

I think I deserve to be awarded the most points in this thread.

Unfortunately I don't have any pokeballs.
Response to: Would You Eat the Marshmallow? Posted October 27th, 2011 in General

At 10/27/11 07:01 PM, RobJohnson wrote: stop giving marshmallows to our children.... you are only contributing to childhood obesity.

Childhood obesity is the leading cause of childhood obesity.

Response to: The Shining. Posted October 27th, 2011 in General

At 10/27/11 06:45 PM, sparrow wrote: Surely the greatest horror film ever?

I need to see this movie! I need something to cheer me up after Paranormal...

At 10/27/11 06:46 PM, adamflecko wrote: This thread.
Surely the greatest pile of shit ever?

Bashing the OP must make your post automatically funny, huh?

Response to: Would you sell pokemons to US army? Posted October 27th, 2011 in General

I sure as hell wouldn't give them to Japan.

Response to: what pokemon represents your pet? Posted October 27th, 2011 in General

Piplup :D!

what pokemon represents your pet?

Response to: Would You Eat the Marshmallow? Posted October 27th, 2011 in General

At 10/27/11 05:02 PM, DarkMatter wrote: What if kids just don't like masrhmellows on their own?

Pre-testing the researcher would need to ask if the child liked/disliked marshmallows.

Response to: Approaching a girl... Posted October 27th, 2011 in General

At 10/27/11 04:37 PM, g0t wrote: From: DonCarrera
Sent: 3 minutes ago
Subject: Well fuck this.
Can we make up or something? That was actually a shitty trolling attempt in that thread but I feel sort of stupid for taking it too far...

Win.

Response to: Trouble with iTunes Posted October 27th, 2011 in General

Re-installing should keep your library anyway.

Response to: Monsters!!! Posted October 27th, 2011 in General

I don't have the fact to back this up, but...

Piranhas are fish.

Response to: Approaching a girl... Posted October 27th, 2011 in General

At 10/27/11 04:23 PM, g0t wrote:
At 10/27/11 04:18 PM, Hybridization wrote: WTF why did this turn into a flame war?
Now go on, ask me something else.

Well wouldn't you think that a female perspective is ultimately the best one? I'm not saying EVERY female has the exact same mindset as me, but I can give pretty decent rule-of-thumbs.

For instance, if you are after:

A) Sex exclusively: Using most of the advice in this thread will probably work on sluts/whores - whatever nasty word you want to use to describe them.

B) A trivial relationship: Using most of the advice in this thread will probably work 50% of the time, but the relationship will probably not last (which is what you are after anyway).

C) A serious relationship: None of the advice in this thread will work on rational/mature females.

IMHO
Response to: Monsters!!! Posted October 27th, 2011 in General

Now all I need is a microscope, and I will be good to go!

Response to: Would You Eat the Marshmallow? Posted October 27th, 2011 in General

At 10/27/11 03:54 PM, fuzzum111 wrote: If I have the choice of going to taco bell now and paying for my food.
Or waiting an hour for my dad to get home and having -him- buy lunch? I'd rather wait.

Well this scenario incorporates some sort of loss through instant satisfaction, but I see where you're going with it.

At 10/27/11 04:02 PM, Bobbybroccoli wrote: Now I would wait for the second marshmallow, but this test is biased to be given to 13 year-olds an older, snce this test is to test brain patterns in early stages of life.

Right; so, maybe you would like to take the question metaphorically and translate it into something more valuable such as money or a car and bump up the timeframe to years or even decades.

Response to: Approaching a girl... Posted October 27th, 2011 in General

WTF why did this turn into a flame war?

Response to: Keith Clark - .38 Freestyle Posted October 27th, 2011 in General

I disapprove of this discussion.

Response to: How do you deal with anger? Posted October 27th, 2011 in General

I hold it in, because over-exaggerating is childish and stupid - never results in something good.