OP, word to the wise is have a news article link in the first post. :)

At 11/12/09 05:21 AM, Josef-Fritzl wrote: I love rain, it turns me on.

Pics? ;)

Shit outta luck..

Unless, he falcon punches the chick in the gut... but that would be wrong.. that would be wrong!.

At 11/12/09 05:18 AM, Zombified wrote: Collect it in a jar, and then stick your dick in it. Normally the weather isn't an issue for me, seeing as I don't leave the house as often as I should these days.

That would leave something to be desired.

I have to leave the house though, considering my current love interest doesn't live with me, and I don't work from home.

Make 5000$ in your first month! LOL

Some of us just are, simple as that.

You know, not all doctors slap a baby on the ass to make sure they have proper nerves. ;)

Storming around these parts for a few days now, everything is flooded for the most part, and taking huge detours is no fun in my eyes.

Hell, what I would do for a nice sunny day right about now, and the cold isn't the problem, hell I welcome that shit with open arms, but the retarded drivers, the debris, all the bullshit, it just isn't worth it, though the brutal accidents and flipped cars leave little to be desired.

Hmm.. opinions, personal experiences, how you would literally fuck rain?

You're suppressing your homosexuality.

Get over that shit, suck a fatty cock, and stop calling people names when you want their help.

Fag.

At 11/1/09 04:45 AM, JacketMatt wrote: he Told me to hold his massive stick

This is all I saw.

Even though it wasn't there.

At 11/1/09 04:45 AM, 2good2b4goten wrote:

At 11/1/09 04:44 AM, Sinitech wrote: This is the dumbest thing I've read in a couple days.
NG has been disappointing.

You're 13. You're not old enough to determine levels of intelligence.

I'm older than you..

Too old to care, continue.

People will always hate something as long as someone else likes it.

True story.

Oh and I enjoyed Twilight, fegs. <3

So I broke down and got a 360 some time ago..

Catch me playing CC or Left 4 Dead :)

Tag: EmbarkingVamp

<3

You know, I've thought that if this country implemented the execution system again, not only would crimes decrease, but we'd have something to enjoy again! Something to really get people to gather, communicate with one another, and place bets on how fast the little shit would die..

I know I'm not the only one, but the alcohol thing, the military crap.. yea, it's lame but don't forget one can be drafted when they are 16 if the government deems it necessary. Fun stuff.

Fuck.

I did some sick shit in my past.. no regrets though.

No valid link to tape= fail.

Hell, I think it's funny as shit really.. kinda sad at the same time but still funnier than hell.

Oh my.. who didn't see that one coming?

I can say it.

If I pause in between the words. :)

Got seventh.

Yey

At 9/29/09 02:20 PM, Luis wrote: Does the moon have any bars/pubs?

If so ill go.

If it doesn't, this will be a shitty trip.. that's for sure.

Happy Birthday Bob!

I got you a duck.. but I ate it..

I eat ducks. o.O

At 10/10/09 04:07 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I bet this is going to end in gay sex.

Oh you! ;)

Trim it and then shave it carefully.. what's so hard about that?

Oh, it's easier if you stretch out your sac when ya do it, makes for quick work of the shit.

Anyone wanna be a pal?

All food Peace. :)

I actually saw yourbthread on that and thought it was pretty cool. Main problem I really find with people and tattoos is they think try know what is best for the world and fail to realize people can actually get something seen everyday, on their skin, and understand it still had a good deal of meaning to that person.

I'll still be looking forbsomeon to draw it, here or not.. Hopefully someone will just see it as something I'd like for my birthday, and be able to look past the whole 'knowing what's best for me' bs.

At 10/8/09 12:54 AM, PenguinKommando wrote: BUT I LIKED IT BEFORE IT WAS POPULAAAAAR PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME IM A TRENDSETTER, VALIDATE MY DEEPEST, GAYEST FANTASIES OF BEING POPULAR

Right.

To shed some light on the topic, I loved the movie long before it was ever popular at chains of stores, or present in so many media forms.

I want the tattoo to represent a part of my youth, a retrospec of simpler times if you would.

Honestly, I will still get the tattoo, it's not something I'm getting for shits and giggles, nor would I ever get a tattoo that didn't have meaning behind it..

It's that time again, and I need your help Newgrounds!

My birthday is coming up this Sunday and while I know what tattoo I want, I fail at drawing things and am in need of the artistic souls here to give me a hand at making this birthday go smoothly.

Here's what I'm looking for: Zero from A Nightmare Before Christmas, flying- with bats following behind him. I'm getting this on my inner bicep.

Whoever's one I pick will recieve credit in my follow-up thread and will also get a big thanks from yours truly. :)

So, I guess have at it guys. <3

Something you'd kill for when you're not having it, and will wonder what's the big deal when you are.

UNLESS she is kinky.. then it's something amazing, that will leave 'reminders' for days to come. :D

Speeding, failure to obey road sign, eluding an officer, reckless driving, and a few other things.. and that's just one particular case.

Don't really have the motivation to go into everything else.. :P

At 9/29/09 02:35 PM, Timmy wrote:

I hope its a trip :D

I wanna go with!

Ooh, take me!

At 9/29/09 04:46 AM, killaboy69 wrote:

At 9/29/09 04:45 AM, DragonFyre9 wrote:

At 9/29/09 04:38 AM, killaboy69 wrote:

I think the way you view women is way off. I know plenty of girls that do all of those things.

Well those plenty of girls must be fat ass tomboys.
No offense.

The chick I'm seeing played soccer for a greater latter of her life, and she is damn skinny. Your perception of others, based on nothing more than their interests, is greatly off.

Oh, and I work at a videogame store, but get this, I do have friends, I don't have acne, and I actually *gasp* can get a girl.