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Photoshop Alla Scala! Posted January 20th, 2008 in General

Link for hi-res

I'll post mine after 1 minute!

Photoshop Alla Scala!

Response to: I hate break-ups! Posted January 20th, 2008 in General

dude ask her to take nude pics of herself and if she asks why tell her you wanna show them to your internet buddies, she'll totaly understand!

Response to: I'm afraid of people Posted January 20th, 2008 in General

You're just shy

Response to: Runescape world map in a zelda game Posted January 20th, 2008 in General

Runescape lags a lot. Unlike WoW!

Response to: The Eye Topic, Post Eye Drawings!!! Posted January 20th, 2008 in Art

Why the fuck not...

The Eye Topic, Post Eye Drawings!!!

Response to: What's up with post histories? Posted January 13th, 2008 in General
At 1/13/08 01:49 PM, bigbadron wrote: James has been informed.

James who?

Response to: Br3akd0wn's Art Thread Posted January 13th, 2008 in Art

What's with the numbers in your name?

Response to: Old game that you still play? Posted January 13th, 2008 in General

I still have Masturbate2Death on my SNES, so...

Response to: Whats your Favorite fetish? Posted January 13th, 2008 in General
At 1/13/08 01:28 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:
At 1/13/08 01:26 PM, Apocalypse wrote:
At 1/13/08 01:25 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:
At 1/13/08 01:25 PM, pspmad wrote: Fuck Newgrounds if they treat us noobs like 4chan fags. -.-
Us "noobs"? If anyone is the "noob" here, it is you.
Says the noob.
I mean, seriously: 22, 000 posts? You gotta be fucking kidding me.
Says the noob.

I mean, seriously: Neutral aura? You gotta be fucking kidding me.

Evil aura? What's next, you'll keep your level with the swords just to look all "NEENJA STYRE-U"?

Response to: Daniel123297's Art Thread! Posted January 13th, 2008 in Art
At 1/12/08 03:00 PM, Bolo wrote:
At 12/26/07 05:19 PM, Lorkas wrote: Thanks to your pathetic and miserable art,
The above is a Grade-A post.

Congratulations, now I've got a legitimate reason to have you on the Hate List.

Did you read my whole post? The first part was just a joke lols. Nothing serious.

Anyway, it was my fault. I didn't rate the level of seriousness NGers see in my posts. Oh well, no harm done.

Response to: God's biggest mistakes was... Posted January 13th, 2008 in General
At 1/13/08 01:01 PM, TheCatsLeotards wrote: Lorkas, I wish the Soviet Union was still unified, and that they would still have the iron curtain up (or down, or whatever) so I wouldn't have to read your stupid, grammatically-crippled Eastern European posc

Wow, making fun of someone's spelling! Now that's original! You're so shallow...

Response to: God's biggest mistakes was... Posted January 13th, 2008 in General

oops, mistyped the word "Mistake"!

Response to: i just love NG do you? Posted January 9th, 2008 in General
At 1/9/08 12:55 PM, fcbfan wrote:
At 1/9/08 12:44 PM, TheSarcasmMachine wrote:
At 1/9/08 10:01 AM, UltimateCyprien wrote: What is Newgrounds, no really I have no idea what you're talking about...
i didnt either, so i looked on wikipedia.
And what did you found..?

It should be "What did you find?"

Response to: 'Impossible' My Arse! :D Posted January 9th, 2008 in Art
At 1/9/08 12:54 PM, TomAzza wrote: cool illusion.

although how it's done is kind of obvious...

How?

Response to: I Think My Computer Is Virused!help Posted January 9th, 2008 in General
At 1/9/08 11:54 AM, Kurt-1 wrote:
At 1/9/08 11:36 AM, Lorkas wrote: Well, since you're a '03er I won't be an asshole
You're the kind of ignorant bigot that turned the bbs into what it is now from what it was in 03.

It was a joke lol.

Sheesh, some people...Can't take a joke!
Response to: I think my cousin likes me... Posted January 5th, 2008 in General

Take pictures of her naked and when she asks why tell her you want to show them to your internet buddies, she'll totally understand!

Response to: 4chan >:( Posted January 5th, 2008 in General

90% of newgrounds population were owned by old 4channers who "intruduced" them to pain olympics and other shit. That's why we hate them. But I don't. It's just that sensitive faggots who don't know about the web (go cry) are shocked and surprised that scary shit lurks the internet.

Response to: random facts you dont want to know. Posted January 5th, 2008 in General
At 1/4/08 04:33 PM, Zoraxe7 wrote: Evry cell in your body has at least one Mitochondria, these are infact seperate organisms that have there own DNA and can live outside your cells with no problem.

Also bacteria lives in your body and helps it.

So you are, in a way, not one organism but many billions of organisms including a Homeo Sapian.
Kinda creepy.

Kinda creepy? That's like 6th grade you fucking idiot! What are you? 12? I mean seriously, why did you even post that!? It's not like there are morons who think that a human is just made out of like 20 parts...

Response to: Security gaurds! Posted January 3rd, 2008 in General
At 1/3/08 05:32 PM, Lorkas wrote:
At 1/3/08 05:25 PM, Sawke blowjob'd:
I was loo...had any problems before and i always take a long time in that place. it's just THIS one asshole had to start something FUUUCK!
What were you guying then? A fucking AK-47? That's a bit umm...suspicious, don't you think?

*buying

Typo lolol

Response to: 8 months kid mutilated by doberman. Posted January 3rd, 2008 in General

Fucking owned!!

Response to: Security gaurds! Posted January 3rd, 2008 in General

Wtf? Double post!? STUPID SLOW INTERNET!!!

Response to: How much is you dead body worth? Posted December 31st, 2007 in General

Why is everyone getting 5400-5500? Why aren't there any freaks who would get 8000 or 500?

Response to: Enough with the "Flick" Topics! Posted December 31st, 2007 in General
At 12/31/07 10:55 PM, inclusivedisjunction wrote:
At 12/31/07 10:14 PM, Lorkas2 wrote: I ALREADY PMED RAGE! But the bitch hasn't replied to me yet.
oh, shit!

RUN FOR THE HILLS!

THE WOMEN AND CHILDRIEN THE COWARDS (mods) ATTACK...RUN TO THE HILLS. RUN FOR YOUR LI-I-IFES.

Response to: Another year =O... Posted December 31st, 2007 in General

Every day is one day closer to death. Every hour is one hour closer to pooping. Every minute is one minute closer to moving. Every second is one second closer to having a deep breath. Every hour is one hour closer to death. Every minute is one minute closer to death.

Captain Obvious saves the day
Response to: My new posts dont show up! Posted December 31st, 2007 in General

Dude, it's because a new has started. And where the panel that shows the year (m/d/y) is fucked up now.

Response to: Omfg!!1 Nooooooooooooooo! !!1 Posted December 31st, 2007 in General

Woops! I guess I'll also get banned for posting in this spam thread! Silly me!

Response to: My new posts dont show up! Posted December 31st, 2007 in General
At 12/31/07 10:38 PM, Heinrich wrote: It appears to be a glitch that is affecting access to our recent posts.

No need to worry though, I'm sure the administrators are trying to fix it right now.

If drinking Champagne while resting in Hawaii with 2 hot chics is fixing, then yes they're trying their best.

Response to: Enough Parody Threads! Posted December 31st, 2007 in General

Thanks a lot, captain obvious!

Enough Parody Threads!

Response to: How many of you are not fat. Posted December 31st, 2007 in General
At 12/31/07 10:32 PM, Grimfenix wrote: Wow. Surprisingly a lot of you arent overweight.

Nah, they just lie.

Response to: My new posts dont show up! Posted December 31st, 2007 in General

This happens to me too, WTF TOMFULP YOU NOOB

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