At 10/5/08 05:51 PM, TJoyal wrote: That's nothing.

We have a transsexual gym teacher (not trying to be funny).

O_o

However, deliriants aren't dangerous!

I came

No no no, the papers got it all wrong. I'm 14 not 13.

If you're talking about physical pain then it's another story...

At 10/4/08 04:07 PM, reviewer-general wrote:

At 10/4/08 04:04 PM, Mendou wrote:

At 10/4/08 03:58 PM, reviewer-general wrote: It's called sarcasm. Or satire. Both kinda apply here.

No, it isn't. It's just him trying to be funny. He didn't use sarcasm, I used sarcasm. Because I'm just that totally awesome, are you that awesome? No, I didn't think so.

Full quote:

At 10/4/08 02:06 PM, Lorkas wrote: And you had three months to live, what would you do? Hmm, that's a tough question Lorkas but I just might know the answer! Might. Nevermind. If I had a few months to live, I'd probably go on a rampage and kill as many people as I can and then kill myself. Wouldn't that be cool? What about you?

Please note the "that's a tough question Lorkas" part. He's obviously satirizing the common response from dumb shits on this board who think it'd be cool to go out and kill people as long as they are on the way down as well.

kthnxbai

You read my mind, rewier-general, you read my mind...But I mean come on guys, I thought you'd get this was a satire. Damn. Forgot rule number one - "Don't underestimate ignorance of the BBS". Oh well, it's not like anybody got hurt. But wait, Lorkas, I think you're wrong! People CAN get hurt from a huge massacre.

At 10/4/08 02:10 PM, Leo625 wrote: If you want to make a name for yourself and be remembered the only thing you really got going for you is to try and beat the record on longest killing spree..

That's what I was trying to tell him! But the bitch gets all emo...

At 10/4/08 02:09 PM, Finjodon wrote: I'd use the Make A Wish Foundation for my own evil purposes. Myes....

Wait, would it be possible to pretend you have cancer and make a dumb wish?

And you had three months to live, what would you do? Hmm, that's a tough question Lorkas but I just might know the answer! Might. Nevermind. If I had a few months to live, I'd probably go on a rampage and kill as many people as I can and then kill myself. Wouldn't that be cool? What about you?

GUYS! DONT CONVINCE TO HIM TO LIVE! LET HIM DIE...In a cool way:

What you will need:

* AK47 with three clips of ammo.
* Five hand grenades
* One knife
* Hand gun with three clips of ammo.

How to:

First, get all these equipments and wait for a week, maybe plan a unique rampage / massacre idea. When friday comes, go to your local school and start killing people with your handgun. When they will try to call the police, you'll have about ten or five minutes to kill as many people as you can.

When the police sorounds the building, throw a few grenades at the youngest to kill more people. Since your handgun's ammo has already run out, use your AK47 and just spray it at random people. The police should be in the building now, so you should pretend you surrender and when they come to take you out pull the last grenade's ring to blow up some cops.

Tips: Try to kill the ones that are begging to live, they won't move so it's an easy target. The ones that are running or panicking shouldn't be shot because you can waste expensive bullets on them.

Result: You should kill about 40 people (including the police and you)

At 10/4/08 01:19 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Oh yeah? Well in Soviet Russia, topic r- *gets shot*

topic replies to you!

I'd keep him and tell him to blow up a building, cause that would be sooo funny lol!

Lol I have this russian friend in my class, and I always tell him "Go back to russia!" Or "Sorry, the soviet union doesn't exist anymore" Or "SOVIEEEET NERUSHYYMYYY, RESPUUUBLIK SVABODNYKH (that's the soviet hymn)".

At 10/4/08 01:08 PM, MyMonkey wrote:

At 10/4/08 12:46 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote:

At 10/4/08 12:41 PM, MyMonkey wrote:

At 10/4/08 12:29 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote:

At 10/4/08 12:26 PM, MyMonkey wrote:

At 10/4/08 12:23 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote:

In order for it not to happen, you have to willingly acknowledge that what's in front of you poses a threat which is basically simple common sense. If it were possible, AIDS would be completely invisible with no traces at all as to how it would be carried I.E; blood, saliva, body secretions. Common sense pretty much covers that possibilities of you sitting on a pool of blood with cuts all over your body.

Also you spelled retarded wrong. Good job.

It still is possible that someone can get AIDS from sitting on a toilet. It is unlikely but it still is possible.
Maybe one is too drunk to care/notice, some retard could go to the bathroom without supervision etc.

Also cocks.

Yes, but you can't get aids from one drop of blood, if the seat was ALL COVERED IN BLOOD you had a REALLY DEEP WOUND in your ass. And by deep I mean it would bleed like a bitch, then it would possible.

Also, I've heard that AIDS die in a few minutes if they leave the body. So...

If she has a shitty name like Rhiannon, and goes to newgrounds.

But that's just my opinion, Kagoe. :3

At 10/3/08 11:46 AM, Aci6 wrote:

At 10/3/08 11:42 AM, Lorkas wrote:

At 10/3/08 11:40 AM, Sawdust wrote: then it drops.

so, fuck you.

Yes, and seeing a 5/5 score is as exciting as bathing in a tub of lard.

Well that's not exciting now is it?

Depends on the size of the tub.

At 10/3/08 11:40 AM, Sawdust wrote: then it drops.

so, fuck you.

Yes, and seeing a 5/5 score is as exciting as bathing in a tub of lard.

Um, superiority complex?

Hey guys! I have got some great news! Today I've shat, and there were no worms in it! Woohoo! Nothing white, just dark brown. I sure love it when there aren't any whites in my brown land. Also, what was so darn funny about this topic? I was scared shitless.

At 10/2/08 04:20 PM, gradenator wrote: Your topic title is quite the attention grabber.

Also, It might have just been a lima bean.. did you eat any lima beans?

No I don't, but I ate some hot mexican beans two days ago. I hope it's nothing serious.

Cocksa Kerr.

At 10/2/08 03:44 PM, Complete wrote: lol imagine if the worm grew so long in his stomach it crawled up his throat and he began choking on it.

I would just pull it out and pretend it was a spaghetti!

Alota, if her surname is Figana.

At 10/2/08 03:29 PM, blazer133 wrote: A way to get rid of your worms is eating garlic and drinkng viniger. :D

Really?

At 10/2/08 02:58 PM, Slidy wrote: see a doctor perhaps?

I would have to tell my mom which would be...embarassing.

Hedonismbot and Bender!

At 10/2/08 03:01 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:

At 10/2/08 02:58 PM, DingoTheDog wrote:

At 10/2/08 02:58 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: I haven't pooped in days. :(

DAMNIT FYNDIR THE FRONT BUMS ENUFF!!!

I think it's more the medication than the aftereffects of being bumsecked. :(

Perhaps you've tried sticking an oily sausage into your hot sweaty ass lately?

Your latest thread was as delectable as dipping my bottom over and over into a bath of the silkiest oils and creams!!

At 10/2/08 02:55 PM, RedCoin wrote:

At 10/2/08 02:50 PM, Lorkas wrote: Difference between humans and machines - Humans do what they want to do, machines do what the variables are set to do.

What makes you think humans dont have variables?
You can do what you want, but you cant choose what you want.
You just want it.

We have as much free will as any advanced computer.

Yeah, plausible. But I try not to think about bad things in life. Instead, I enjoy everything.

If I were a robot, I would be Hedonismbot!

Hmm yeah pooping sounds cool UNTIL YOU SHIT A FUCKING WORM!!