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Author Search Results: 'Lorkas'

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1.

Misunderstood

Topic: Whats your reputation

Posted: 11/21/09 07:33 AM

Forum: General

The eight year old clown no one takes seriously...


2.

None

Topic: Water Bottle Drinkers Piss Me Off.

Posted: 11/21/09 07:31 AM

Forum: General

At 11/21/09 07:26 AM, Leidolfr wrote:
At 11/21/09 07:23 AM, Lorkas wrote: Here in Lithuania 25% of the time tap water has a brownish colour and tastes like metal...Which sucks.
Be sure to thank Russia for all their help over the years

I will.


3.

None

Topic: Martin Luther sucks!

Posted: 11/21/09 07:30 AM

Forum: General

At 11/21/09 07:09 AM, onilink19 wrote: King helped unite races countrywide. He defended rightcheousness. He may be the reason you have the resources you do because they were developed by multiple races.
King is a huge foundation for freedom.
And you, you are a small minded and idiotic unappriceative shit.

ONILINK MAD!!!!!!

ONILINK SMASH!!!!!!!!


4.

Happy

Topic: Dumplings!

Posted: 11/21/09 07:29 AM

Forum: General

At 11/21/09 07:25 AM, Bully129 wrote: I like Pork dumplings,

Chicken dumplings are also good, with just the right amount of soy sauce. There's an art to soy sauce usage. Too much, the food just tastes like soy sauce.

Too little, there isn't any flavor from the soy.

Yeah I know, but I usually put a little more extra soy sauce...I like them spicy.

And chicken dumplings? Never tried them :/


5.

Misunderstood

Topic: Water Bottle Drinkers Piss Me Off.

Posted: 11/21/09 07:23 AM

Forum: General

Here in Lithuania 25% of the time tap water has a brownish colour and tastes like metal...Which sucks.


6.

Elated

Topic: Dumplings!

Posted: 11/21/09 07:21 AM

Forum: General

Man I just love dumplings...Specially with soy sauce on top of 'em! I'm eating them right now, they have meat in them (surprise surprise).

What's your favorite type of dumplings?

I just hope no one says "with cheese"

7.

None

Topic: I've made cakes today!

Posted: 11/21/09 07:18 AM

Forum: General

Aww, looks like you put a lot of effort in it.


8.

Mad as Hell

Topic: Dinosaurs aren't extinct...

Posted: 11/21/09 07:15 AM

Forum: General

They were extinct because when Jesus rode them, some of them would throw him off. So he got kinda pissed and killed them all. And to hide the evidence he threw a huge meteor at Earth.


9.

None

Topic: Theories on Auras

Posted: 11/20/09 08:22 PM

Forum: General

To be honest, the most often auras are FAB and LIGHT. FAB for obvious reasons (newfags copying regs) and light...Well it's blue.

The rarest however is neutral. Seriously!


10.

None

Topic: PostStupidLaws

Posted: 11/20/09 08:02 PM

Forum: General

Lithuania...Well there's this really weird law, it basically censores everything on TV. It'll only start functioning next year though.


11.

None

Topic: boost a nerd's self-esteem month!

Posted: 11/20/09 07:47 PM

Forum: General

K.

illegal text?

12.

None

Topic: what ever happened to hippies

Posted: 11/20/09 07:24 PM

Forum: General

Maybe because I got the second page...Hmmm.


13.

None

Topic: Wade Fulp...

Posted: 11/20/09 07:12 PM

Forum: General

At 11/20/09 07:11 PM, GiantDouche wrote:
At 11/20/09 07:06 PM, Lorkas wrote: Mustard gas? You can easily dodge any of its effect by peeing on a cloth and breathing trew it.
If you don't have a gas mask you can die in like 1 minute.

Oh shit lmao.


14.

None

Topic: Zombie Apocalypse Strategies

Posted: 11/20/09 07:12 PM

Forum: General

Barricade in a mall? I dunno.


15.

None

Topic: Useless Facts

Posted: 11/20/09 07:10 PM

Forum: General

A human generates 250 litres of sperm in a lifetime.


16.

None

Topic: Wade Fulp...

Posted: 11/20/09 07:06 PM

Forum: General

At 11/20/09 07:00 PM, Alex12345269 wrote: It was Malachy. All the evidence points to him.

He just can't take a joke...

At 11/20/09 07:02 PM, GiantDouche wrote: There's a line between what is and isn't appropriate for a joke. I think telling someone to make mustard gas and kill themselves is taking it a bit too far. Especially seeing as someone might actually try to do it.

Mustard gas? You can easily dodge any of its effect by peeing on a cloth and breathing trew it.


17.

None

Topic: Why is this sort of stuff not on NG

Posted: 11/20/09 07:04 PM

Forum: General

WOW! That was a great game, I loved it when his cock grew bigger...Too bad I didn't get the first reply because some asshole pressed reply without even watching the video


18.

Elated

Topic: Wade Fulp...

Posted: 11/20/09 07:00 PM

Forum: General

You're a great guy but...

If you deleted that crystal topic, I'll eat your eyes out.


19.

None

Topic: 800 pound man cut out of recliner!

Posted: 11/20/09 06:41 PM

Forum: General

At 11/20/09 02:23 PM, Jamoke wrote: Holy shit lmao.

Lmfao man...


20.

None

Topic: Well, i'm grounded for 3 weeks now

Posted: 11/20/09 06:39 PM

Forum: General

Just play with your PSP man.


21.

None

Topic: Cops have cool powers-still suck

Posted: 11/20/09 12:50 PM

Forum: General

wat


22.

None

Topic: Will you beat your childrien?

Posted: 11/20/09 12:49 PM

Forum: General

At 11/20/09 12:42 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: I'll never beat my child. I was never beaten, and I turned out just fine, probably even better than kids who were hit.

Neither was I...And look what a spoiled brat I turned out to be!


23.

None

Topic: Will you beat your childrien?

Posted: 11/20/09 11:51 AM

Forum: General

I'm happy when newgrounds thinks the same way as I do.


24.

Thinking

Topic: Will you beat your childrien?

Posted: 11/20/09 11:47 AM

Forum: General

I know I will!

If it was something bad my kid chose to do, while he knew it was wrong. And yes yes I know there were studies about crap like "IF YA HIT UR KIDZ IT NOT GANA HELP BUT IT ONLI MAEK IT WORZE!!!". But just look at todays childrien...They need beating up like we need oxygen!


25.

None

Topic: Ten is the new Fifteen

Posted: 11/20/09 11:42 AM

Forum: General

And the worst part is that they'll join fucking newgrounds in just a few years! The BBS will probably turn into an even worse shit hole.


26.

None

Topic: Ten is the new Fifteen

Posted: 11/20/09 11:31 AM

Forum: General

Yeah that's fucking weird as hell...

And the worst thing is you can't beat the shit out of them for behaving like they're older. I mean what the fuck seriously! Jesus.


27.

None

Topic: Punishment for murder?

Posted: 11/20/09 11:28 AM

Forum: Politics

At 11/17/09 04:21 AM, ReiperX wrote: So show us some evidence of this. Show us a few trials where murders only got 10 years in prison.

The closest I could find is a Russian officer receiving 10 years for killing a civilian.

If you make a claim that is somewhat outlandish, then you should be expected to be able to back yourself up. This, sir, is something that you have yet to do.

Son if you want proof, I can show it to ya. But then I'd have to kill someone. Too bad.


28.

None

Topic: 9 Shot at San Francisco Concert

Posted: 11/17/09 03:32 AM

Forum: General

OH SHIT LOL!


29.

None

Topic: ugly girls thinking they're fine

Posted: 11/17/09 03:31 AM

Forum: General

Yeah I don't get it either.

I guess that's just one of the things in life that just can't be explained.


30.

None

Topic: I caught the flu!

Posted: 11/17/09 03:29 AM

Forum: General

At 11/17/09 02:35 AM, Gomez wrote: What do you want, an award?

Yeah.


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