2,562 Forum Posts by "LordXanthus"
Happy Birthday, M-A-R-C-U-S, you beautiful bastard!
So, did any of you know that M-A-R-C-U-S is the Antichrist?
LOL mspaint
Ah, you're making a big deal out of nothing. If someone's going to use a gun to commit a crime, they would have no qualms about carrying the gun illegally. You're just as likely to get shot now as you are if people are legally allowed to carry weapons.
Oh... This makes my day. Now, I don't necessarily think that the Butcher of Baghdad is the one who should be bringing such a suit against them, but I love it all the same. The man does have a point. Blair and Bush violated international law, and by their own logic should be held accountable.
GoldenClock, eh? Can't say that I care much for him. What kind of asshole writes a review like this?
"You try way too hard to be offensive, and you used the Benny Hill themesong. I voted 0."
Is he trying to tell me that he doesn't enjoy seeing Jerry Falwell getting ass-raped by Satan? Bastard.
At 1/25/06 08:55 PM, SaintShun wrote: and then a step to the riiiiiiiiiiiight!
Put your hands on your hips! <3
At 1/25/06 03:07 PM, WadeFulp wrote: If you would like to get some NG tank logo stickers, which feature the original NG tank logo (a collectors item!), see our STICKER ORDERING page.
Seeing as you're in the process of phasing out the old tank, I reckon I can send you a dollar or two, for some souveineers.
LEEEET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAAIN!!!
It's just a jump to the left...
Well, I've been going through a bit of a financial slump, but I should finally be getting AH for the PS2 soon. As per the GBA version, I doubt I'll have the patience to wait for a US release. I've finally got some fucking money, and I want my Alien Hominid NOW.
On a side note, I'm still drooling over the buzz I've been hearing about the new console game your working on. Anything Cadash related gets me wet. :D
Liljim, it brings a tear to my eye that you feel the need to explain some of the most basic of e-mail etiquette. I can only imagine the hell you and the rest of the gang must go through wading through such a cesspit of poorly written e-mails.
Err... What the hell was that supposed to be?
At 1/25/06 12:04 PM, tigerkitty wrote: I was thinking along the same lines... what exactly does aff stand for?
It's just like Sadists_Frayed_Haven said. It stands for anal felatio force, aff.
At 1/25/06 11:53 AM, ExtraLife wrote: Aw man...
I remember him from Corky Romano. He's a good actor :)
He was great in that movie. I got a good laugh out of his latent homosexual tendencies.
At 1/25/06 11:52 AM, Denvish wrote: On Newgrounds, anything is possible. New depths of stupidity and ignorance are reached every day.
You have a point there. It's hard to tell when these kids are joking sometimes.
The name didn't ring a bell with me, but when I saw the face... He was a great guy, and he will be missed.
At 1/25/06 10:15 AM, TurkishBezerker wrote:At 1/25/06 10:12 AM, LordXanthus wrote: LOL @ kids who don't get a joke.Hmmmm maybe I didn't get it due to the absence of the slightest trace of humor in it.
Well no, it wasn't funny in the slightest, but you couldn't honestly have been so stupid as to think that there was some dumbass who actually didn't know the Vietnamese War was over, could you?
I'm not trying to be a moderator or anything, I just want to offer you a friendly piece of advice. You may want to consider posting YTMNDs in the Official YTMND Topic.
Anyway, that was... disturbing.
At 1/25/06 08:24 AM, Monodi wrote: Knwing Microsoft, they always make products really easy to use, so maybe it will be a hit.
Oh, that's exactly what we need. An animation program that's even easier than macromedia Flash? No thank you. We have enough idiots to deal with without that.
At 1/25/06 11:00 AM, Artanis2260 wrote: ........why are you voting for these guys? they sound like neo-fascist, gun-toting, enviroment-raping, bible-bashing, rascist corporate fatcats with a severe dislike for human progress and an unhealthy obsession with religion?!
Let the record show that I am not voting for them. Personally, though, I don't think the gun thing is much of a problem. That's one of the few issues the conservatives seem to think logically on. One good point is not nearly enough to save them from being racist corporate fatcats, though.
At 1/25/06 10:40 AM, Enoll wrote:At 1/25/06 10:39 AM, LordXanthus wrote: My console is also the only weapon in the known universe that can defeat Chuck Norris in battle, so I win.Clearly you are lying, Norris is immortal.
<3
Exactly. The weapons system was designed to handle immortals. We used several popular deities as test subjects. I am more than confident that it can handle Chuck Norris.
At 1/25/06 10:25 AM, Enoll wrote: Mine makes you so awesome, you don't need a lawn.
mine makes you soawesome you can actually survive onr of Chuck Norris's kicks.
Clearly, I win.
My console is also the only weapon in the known universe that can defeat Chuck Norris in battle, so I win.
Why do people see the need to keep complaining about the top 50? So you're out of step with contemporary thinking. Get over it, and thank your lucky stars that the unpopular Flashes you pointlessly champion remain on the site for you to enjoy. There are a lot of Flashes that I consider top 50 material, but does it matter?
At 1/25/06 10:16 AM, Enoll wrote:At 1/25/06 10:14 AM, LordXanthus wrote: I suppose your system does beat the LordXanthus 2600 in terms of graphics and overall playability, but each one of my systems was hand assembled by JESUS.So it's made of wood?
Each one of my sytems is powered by a feotus brain and it comes with free booze.
No, no, no. They weren't built by Jesus, the carpenter. They were built by Jesus, my gardener. When you're tired of the games, you can mow your lawn with it.
At 1/25/06 09:46 AM, Enoll wrote: I won, with my console, "The Enollinator".
I suppose your system does beat the LordXanthus 2600 in terms of graphics and overall playability, but each one of my systems was hand assembled by JESUS.
LOL @ kids who don't get a joke.
At 1/25/06 09:41 AM, DanPaladin wrote: sad day.
It sure is. Disney has become a sort of black hole, that sucks in quality writers and animators, and then they are never heard from again. I shudder at the wave of CGI garbage Disney will foist upon us in the near future.
People that hate China? It has something to do with fearing communism, and being a complete idiot certainly helps.
I'm LordXanthus,
I smell like cat piss,
Givin' it to your mom good with BOTH fists!
Risen from the grave,
Like an undead Christ,
I'll eat your soul with a side of fried rice.
I'm LordXanthus! Peace, _____s!
At 1/25/06 08:39 AM, MoralLibertarian wrote: Seriously, this is all going to happen. I saw it in a dream last night.
So, Hillary Clinton's going to rip my balls off and eat them, then? Hooray for prophetic visions.
At 1/25/06 09:16 AM, lordkronodos wrote: How that's funny for you? I don't want to laugh at that. I just feel it's immature to laugh at people who wet their beds.
If you don't think someone pissing themselves is at least mildly amusing, then you're missing out.
At 1/25/06 09:23 AM, VeryProudofYa wrote: Pixar's been involved in all of Disney's recent movies worth anything. so it make sense to scoop them up before they started doing things completely independent, as that would be a straight shot to Disney's ovary.
True. This may be their first step in pulling themselves out of the gutter. That, or they're dragging the rest of the industry in with them.
