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Response to: Just Some Random... Posted February 13th, 2006 in General

Hey, those are pretty good.

Response to: your BEST video game experience. Posted February 13th, 2006 in General

Much needed bump. Trust me.

Response to: your BEST video game experience. Posted February 13th, 2006 in General

My BEST video game experience? That would be the day I beat Sonic the Hedgehog 2. It was one of the first games I ever played, so I wasn't very good at it. It took me quite a while to get the hang of it, and it seemed like a bloody miracle the day I finally got past the final boss. It's funny, looking back, that Sonic 2 was such a challenge to me. It seems so easy now, and whenever I pick it up again, I just zip through it. Ah, memories.

Response to: The Official Ytmnd Topic Posted February 13th, 2006 in General

Hey, sacrilege sells.

A Brief Summary of World Religions
GOD Stares Into Your Soul

Response to: Barney Bunch and Glock group Posted February 12th, 2006 in General

There is one surefire way to eliminate these groups, and to insure that none replace them: IGNORE THEM. STOP MAKING THREADS ABOUT THEM, AND STOP REVIEWING THEIR FLASHES. THEY GET OFF ON THIS KIND OF ATTENTION, YOU FUCKING RETARD.

Response to: How long are you on the BBS? Posted February 12th, 2006 in General

Ten minutes to none at all this past week. I should start spending a bit more time around here, though.

Response to: Pat Robertson-insane or just senile Posted February 12th, 2006 in Politics

Proteas, I just have to say that there's a bit of a difference between kids in a political forum posting garbage along the lines of, "FUCK YOU CONSERVATIVES SUCK I HATE BUSH!!!111!111," and a tyrannical government loading Christians into gas chambers by the truckload. It takes an extremely far, taffy-like stretch of the imagination, to liken a little conservative bashing unto the holocaust.

Response to: British troops beat kids in iraq. Posted February 12th, 2006 in General

Well, maybe this will draw some fire away from the Americans. Then again, probably not. U.S. troops would've shot the kids.

Response to: Breaking News: Cheney Shoots Lawyer Posted February 12th, 2006 in Politics

This is just too good. I want to bask in the comedic warmth of this moment right now, before every two-bit comedian has made a cheap crack about it.

Response to: Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge Posted February 9th, 2006 in Where is / How to?

Level 10. It's about god damned time. :P

Response to: - The Regulars Lounge Thread - Posted February 9th, 2006 in Politics

At 2/9/06 02:21 PM, Proteas wrote: I can see the cheesey porno now... a David Bowie look-a-like swirling those glass spheres around in his hands in front of a Jennifer Connelley look-a-like, asking "Would you like to play with my balls?"

*cheesey porno music*

*sigh*

Anybody wanna loan me $800?

I'll loan you the $800, if you let me throw on a Ludo costume and have my way with the Connelley look-alike. A little something for the furries, you know. :D

Response to: - The Regulars Lounge Thread - Posted February 8th, 2006 in Politics

Some people loved this YTMND, and some people were deeply offended, apparently.

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Response to: The Official Ytmnd Topic Posted February 8th, 2006 in General

At 2/7/06 10:02 PM, --MRED-- wrote: im tempted to sign up for ytmnd should i1?

Yes, yes you should. One of the first things you should do is 5 all of my sites.

Well, I made a new one. More than 30 votes in less than half an hour. Apparantly, it got quite a rise out of people.

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Response to: US troops shooting Canadians Posted February 8th, 2006 in Politics

At 2/8/06 01:26 AM, JoS wrote: I dont hate Americans, I think you are in general dumb and naive, its your corrupt government, your imperialist leaders and officials that I hate.

I hate our corrupt imperialist government, too. A very few of us aren't so easily misled, you know. I've half a mind to move in with you and let these "patriots" lie in the bed they've made for themselves, though.

Response to: The Official Ytmnd Topic Posted February 7th, 2006 in General

I made a couple of "Safety Not Guaranteed" YTMNDs with Brian Peppers. I'm going to delete the one that fails hardest out of the two of them. What do you think?

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Response to: Learn some damn Grammar! Posted February 7th, 2006 in General

At 2/7/06 10:58 AM, DeadPixels wrote: I've seen even people as old as 15 mispronounce words like "they're" and "your" on the forums!
I want you all to get extra English lessons right now!

If you're not going to use proper grammar yourself, why should you expect anyone else to? How can you "mispronounce" something, when you're only typing it? Furthermore, the very title of this topic is incorrect. "Damn" is not an adjective. You should have used "damned."

Response to: Quick, shower orgy plz! Posted February 6th, 2006 in General

At 2/6/06 10:29 AM, Chozz wrote: Ay up, whats this white stuff running down my leg...

Sorry. I never was able to control myself very well.

Response to: It's my birthday!!! Posted February 6th, 2006 in General

Have a good one. And stay the hell out of my wallet. You're not the only one who needs to buy Flash 8, you know.

Response to: Favorite NewGrounds Series Posted February 6th, 2006 in General

At 2/6/06 09:55 AM, GreenSkullkid wrote: Britney spears what brought me to ngs.

BROTHER! ME TOO! Well, that and the Backstreet Boys. And Pokemon. :P

Response to: Favorite NewGrounds Series Posted February 6th, 2006 in General

A is for...

Favorite NewGrounds Series

Response to: Favorite NewGrounds Series Posted February 6th, 2006 in General

My favorite series would have to be Retarded Animal Babies, and don't you dare call me a corporate shill! I loved that show from the first episode, before the t-shirts, DVDs, and whatnot. A guy's gotta make money, though.

Response to: Samurai Asshole Posted February 6th, 2006 in General

It doesn't look too bad. It could use a little work, but if you have some decent animation, and a strong plot, then it should work swimmingly.

Response to: US troops shooting Canadians Posted February 6th, 2006 in Politics

At 2/6/06 12:09 AM, JoS wrote: But this isn't a war, its an occupation. Your Commander-in-Chief declared combat operations to be over, you have completed your objectives, it is no longer a war, it is an occupation. Whether you want to admit it or not its an occupation.

It saddens me that so few of us in the U. S. are willing to admit that. It's like their world would crumble or something if they knew the truth. Of course, a world built on lies and murder is ripe for demolition, if you ask me.

It's sickening. Any time I question the Bush administration's foreign policy, or voice displeasure with the US soldiers involved in the obvious murder (or in this case attempted murder) of innocents, I am branded as an America-hater, who has no respect for the troops. It's as though they don't even realize that people are dying.

And all the information from the Americans comes from a press release/confrence written up by the brass and some guys from PR. I haven't seen a single statement released from any of the soliders involved. Or maybe their lawyers told them not to say anything.

Our military has had a cover-up policy for over 50 years. They're so bad at lying that it shouldn't work, but people want so badly to believe that our government and military don't make these sort of critical mistakes.

Response to: Rock Music is Fucking Shit! Posted February 6th, 2006 in General

You would do well to consider the history of rock music. If you're going to say that rock music sucks because of modern rock bands like Red Hot Chili Peppers, then I don't see why I can't denounce rap music based on some of the less-than-talented present day performers.

Have you considered where rock music comes from? It spawned from New Orleans-style jazz, and do you know what else did? RAP. Granted, the two styles took wildly different paths, and neither are worth listening to anymore, but they both had their glory days.

Response to: Secret Section Of Bbs: 5000+ Only Posted February 5th, 2006 in General

Shame on you, AshfordPride, getting these kids' hopes up like that.

Response to: US troops shooting Canadians Posted February 5th, 2006 in Politics

At 2/5/06 05:05 PM, BFG_9000 wrote: Agreed. With a vengeance.
This thread doesn't deserve debate.

Of course. If we're going to fire upon our allies, we damned well don't deserve to be held accountable for it.

Response to: J O S: The Anti-american Posted February 5th, 2006 in General

At 2/5/06 05:04 PM, darknezz1 wrote: RIght....becuase we only came in when we were fucked with. So if we were a police force, why didn't we stop the crime from happening? So now please, shut the fuck up.

Let the record show that Vietnam never fucked with us, we saved them from communism out of the goodness of our hearts. God bless America, and Devil take all of you freedom-hating pigs.

Response to: US troops shooting Canadians Posted February 5th, 2006 in Politics

At 2/5/06 04:54 PM, Imperator wrote: It makes it a little more difficult when that green Subaru holds 2 civilians, and the red Taurus holds 4 insurgents with a bomb.......

Any war comes with collateral damage. Thousands of civilians and allies are inexcusable losses though, regardless of the situation.