2,562 Forum Posts by "LordXanthus"
The Holocaust never happened. It's all a conspiracy from the sinister Jewish media to garner undeserved sympathy.
While I do not believe or agree with any of the preceding statement, I'm grateful that I have the right to say it. America works... sometimes.
There is one very simple scientific/legal argument against abortion. A fetus is a living thing. It possesses all of the biological characteristics of a living organism, and it is clearly human, having been produced by humans. Now, let's consider the fact that we have laws against the killing of living humans.
Taking these two obvious, and often ignored, facts into account, one of the simplest solutions would be to outlaw abortion, and avoid the very dangerous philosophical debate over how valuable an individual person's life is.
Oh, god. I've lost track of the countless hours I've spent fapping to furry porn. There's just something so hot about watching humanoid animals have sex. I wish it were real. I eagerly await the day genetic engineering comes through for me on that one.
You ever see the anti drug ad where the stoners run over a girl on a bike at a drive-thru? Classic comedy. They ran that one at my school a lot, and I got into a hell of a lot of trouble for laughing so hard at it.
There is absolutely no room for debate here. This is Newgrounds. We have Flash on here about Christians, Jews, gays, blacks... Muslims damned sure don't deserve any kind of special treatment. The Newgrounds community has never pulled its punches before, and if we start now, then the PC crowd will just walk all over us. I fully support the Fulps' decision to allow this Flash on the site.
Before you complain about YAAFM 12, ask yourself these questions:
1. Am I a Muslim?
2. Am I being forced to view this content?
3. Is this content physically harmful to me?
If your answer to any one of these questions is no, then I don't need to listen to your whining.
Reptile for the win. I have a deep, deep, love for humanoid, face-eating monsters.
At 2/19/06 12:45 AM, -Kuro- wrote: Not quite a limeric, the 1st and second lines have to rhyme.
Did you even see RHPS?
...Fay Wray?
That delicate, satin-draped frame?
As it clung to her thigh
How I started to cry
'cause I wanted to be dressed just the same.
I am with Mr. Savage.
At 2/15/06 02:09 AM, Inglor wrote: wow sir I am impressed! I was expecting some dumb reply flaming everyone yet saying absolutely nothing of importance but you replied in a witty polite way! can we be friends oh mighty one? I'll bake you cookies
Make 'em chocolate chip pecan and you've got a deal.
I will support same sex marriage until the day that someone is able to give me some factual, non-religious, honest (no bullshit statistics from Christian study groups) proof that it is in any way harmful to anyone.
At 2/15/06 01:58 AM, LordXanthus wrote: This one seems to be catching on quickly. NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!
http://www.newground..m/portal/view/270541
God damn it, wrong link. I meant to link to this: http://redneckvibrator.ytmnd.com Sorry about that.
This one seems to be catching on quickly. NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!
You know, YAAFM 12 should've stayed flagged, because those crazy-ass Muslims are going to suicide bomb us now. Hah, eat it, you PC cunts.
Fuck Christians, Jews, and gays. You can all kiss my ass in hell if you think you're special because you suck cock and/or worship an imaginary friend.
At 2/13/06 09:36 PM, -Superman- wrote: What can we do to make this club more active?
I wish I knew. There should be enough love for B&B to carry this club on for years of funny pictures and posts about boobs. Perhaps we could try advertising it in other areas around Newgrounds, perhaps with a thread or two in General, or a Flash movie to get people interested.
At 2/14/06 07:00 PM, TheFinalFighter wrote: What do you guys think of this I made it sig style the pic is kinda old though.
Not bad, not bad at all. :)
You know, I am forced to wonder why so many people dislike FFVIII. What's wrong with the storyline? It's arguably more original than FFVII's, and can be quite captivating. Granted, that whole GF erasing memory thing was a bit stupid, and a bad way to connect the characters, but one such shortcoming can be forgiven. I mean, seriously. Sorceresses? Time conjunction? The Lunar Cry? This story is damned amazing, and one of the best (one of the only entertaining, really) love stories out there.
Oh, wait. I just figured it out. You have a problem with junctioning, don't you? Not smart enough to figure that one out, I gues. :P
I switched forum sections, and when the page loaded, it didn't look quite right. I was like, "What the fuck is this?!" Now that I think about it, it looks sort of cool, though. I'm going to miss "The problems of the future, today!" though.
Well, how to put it lightly... You're Mom's FUCKIN' RETARDEEEED! Witholding information is not lying, not by any stretch of the imagination. Suppose I see a woman that I find sexually appealing. Am I a liar for not walking up to her and saying, "Excuse me, Miss, I'm imagining you naked right now, and was wondering if you like to touch yourself?" No. People don't need to know everything.
At 2/14/06 06:52 PM, Solid-Snake1991 wrote: How many emos would it take to fix dakota fanning's fucked up teeth? None, cuz they'll use her crappy teeth to cut themselves
That brings to mind a disturbing image of Miss Fanning gorging on emo blood.
I'm not sure. Try searching Google, or better yet, YTMND.
Queen? Nine inch Nails? White Stripes? I want to make love to you people right now. :D
Many of the anti-war activists are still outraged that we are in the midst of a war that was initiated under false pretenses. I bet Bush's predecessors are utterly ashamed of him for not planting some damn nukes in Iraq. If you're going to lie, the key is not to get caught.
Of course, the Iraq situation has changed since the early days of this grand historical mistake. The U. S. invasion, for all of its good intentions (har, har), has opened up Iraq to various terrorist organizations, the foremost of which being Al Quaeda. The argument could be made that it is now our duty to clean up the mess we made, and keep this newly claimed territory from falling into enemy hands. We could certainly stand to lose a great deal from cutting and running.
Mind you, I still believe that we should make good our exodus of Iraq, and as soon as possible. If the Vietnam war taught us anything, it is that we are accomplishing nothing, and one of the most plausible courses of action would be to leave before more lives are lost. The precious few Iraqi people that support the U. S. presence in Iraq now only want us to clean up after ourselves. Most of them want the soldiers gone outright, though, and are more than willing to take their chances with Al Quaeda. One terrorist organization shitting all over your country is better than two, after all.
I am by no means a defeatist. The fact is that there is nothing to be won here. We would suffer much less in leaving now, then enduring the crushing defeat of a 10-20 year war over nothing. It would be best to bring the troops home, and prepare to defend ourselves against the new enemies we have created.
No Valentine celebration is complete without these touching love songs:
Jethro Tull - Hunting Girl
Manowar - Pleasure Slave
The Rolling Stones - Under My Thumb
Jefferson Airplane - Somebody to Love
Kiss - Makin' Love
Marilyn Manson - Cake and Sodomy
David Bowie - China Girl
Porno For Pyros - Orgasm
Ramstein - Buch Dich
So, can anyone else think of some good love songs?
Cunty Cuntingstine Day, fuckers! This day always gives me a chance to reflect on one of my favorite Retarded Animal Babies epsiodes.
I could make some sort of intelligent argument, discussing how this fellow's argument is based off of falsehoods and improper definitions, and that he's obviously some sort of schizophrenic (Illuminati? Please.), but I believe the following is a much more appropriate response, which matches the intellectual quality of his report: OMFG, LMFAO!!!!111!!1
At 2/13/06 03:38 PM, DivergentSanity wrote: Don't play VII first, otherwise you'll instantly and blindly turn into a Sephiroth-obsessive douchebag.
VII was my first, and that didn't happen to me. I was inspired to go out and collect the rest of the series, which I've done, to the best of my ability.
