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At 2/22/06 10:44 AM, MoralLibertarian wrote: Yeah, like cigarettes.

Exactly. Bullshit. Please, let's not talk about that, though. That issue bores me now.

At 2/22/06 10:46 AM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: Well, why would you want to ban illegal products?

Exactly. We have the law to settle these matters for us. There's no need for further, unnecessary restrictions on our activity.

Brokeback Mountain is a waste of time. Stick with real gay porn.

I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn... and it's non-dairy!

We should I care? I've still got a cool boxing glove for like, a year or something.

Happy birthday, you beautiful bastard. :)

Oh, yes. Let's ban a perfectly legal product. Bullshit.

I am longing for a day when innactive users are barred from recieving this honor, which isn't so much of an honor as it is a bad joke these days.

At 2/22/06 06:54 AM, OMGWIGGLESGAIHENTAI wrote: like a week ago i was banned for a week. i wrote a bunch of threads that i should make when i get unbanned. i got about 16 left, and thier all pretty long. the first 2 didn't go so well though. they were too long.

It's always good to have some time to think. I look forward to seeing some more entertaining threads around here.

I like FFX-2, and I don't care who knows it. It's a good game. Granted, it isn't an excellent game, like FFVIII (Oh, yes. I went there.), but a good game, nonetheless. You can't let the truly amazing games of the series spoil you into violently hating one that falls just a little short.

LOL. Congratulations on the most entertaining thread I've seen on here in days.

Now THAT'S comedy. Of course, if it really happened, then you should probably see a doctor.

Alright, why don't we stop and think about this. Canada's marijuana laws are OUTDATED. Sometimes, it takes legislators a while to update the law in order to match the times we live in, so the police are obligated to ignore some of the antiquated garbage that's still on the books.

Some of our laws here in the States serve a perfect example. What would you think if the Wisconsin police were to raid a diner for serving apple pie without a cheese topping, or someone in Indiana was arrested for bathing during winter? Some laws are meant to be ignored. Get that through your thick skulls.

You know, the last time I saw a "Photoshop David Bowie" thread, it had a much better base pic, and it got deleted.

Cosplay makes my pants tight, but it also makes me cry.

Pico Day? That sounds like fun. Unfortunately, I doubt I'll have enough money saved up by then to buy Flash 8, or a PC capable of running it. I'll be sure to check out the Pico Day submissions, though!

When I'm finished masturbating, I'll usually take a quick look at the corpse I was using as a receptacle for my sperm and laugh heatily.

It's a well-known fact that political correctness is racism in sheep's clothing.

Anyone replying below this post is a complete waste of forum space, and would be better off dead.

IWP debates are for fags.

The whole IWP argument is yesterday's news. None of us give a fuck anymore. Every time I come to the NGBBS, I see bullshit threads like this, and it makes me want to asphyxiate myself.

At 2/20/06 07:11 PM, mike_peterson wrote: its true mods abuse there power and for makeing this thred there gonna ban you again

Banning him for this thread makes sense. The initial question he claims to have been banned for seems like a reasonable question, so I'm sure he could have worked it out by going through proper channels. Instead, he had to act like a cunt.

Sometimes, a ban seems unreasonable to me. Then the banned party makes a thread like this as soon as the ban is lifted, and I wish it had been a 30 day ban instead. Seriously, if you're having a problem with a ban, email the mod to plead your case. Also, make a polite, gramatically correct argument. They don't need to see any of this bullshit.

He's been there for a couple weeks, and he's starting to smell funny. I've been spending my days eating little pieces of his crusted, maggot-ridden flesh. Dead bodies are like a fine wine. I also use his corpse for sexual gratification. You should see all of the fluid slowly leaking from his rotting asshole.

At 2/20/06 06:10 PM, CaptainPeepers wrote: Change all nouns to jesus and you have yourself a christian hit.

I saw that episode of South Park. It's sort of true, though.

Har, har. Bonusstage is a pedophile.

Just when you thought Kidz Bop couldn't get any gayer, they had to bring God into it.

I hate it when people deliberately break the rules and think it's clever. I hate you, markpolo. I want to wrap a plastic bag around your head and watch you squirm.

I knew this was coming, but it still saddens me. I always had fond dreams of escaping to Canada, but now they're degenerating into an extension of my own conservative cesspit of a country.

Drama club, girls and videogames? You hate sports? It's like you're my long lost brother, all except for that "skinny as a rail" bit. Anyway, CaptainPeepers already has this question answered for you.

I've got an idea. Considering the direction the BBS has taken of late, plagued with anime threads, bad photoshops, and the pronounciation of "pwned," an appropriate mascot would be some poor bastard crying himself to sleep on his keyboard.