2,562 Forum Posts by "LordXanthus"
Here are my nominations:
Best Flash - The Maxwell Edison Story
Best Flash Game - Dad n' Me
Best Art in a Flash - Littlefoot
Best Flash Author - Dave (jotandjab)
Best Sequal, Trilogy, or Series - You are a Fucking Moron
Most Underrated Flash - Fun With Sacrilege (I can do that, right?)
I remember it like it was yesterday...
I was 17 at the time. I'd oft looked at the bagel from afar, but it never occured to me that it might be looking back. One day, the bagel just seemed to call out to me. I gently took hold of the bagle. I slowly split it open, using the utmost tender care not to harm it's delicate beauty. Then, I lovingly adorned it with lox, and brought it to my mouth. Slowly, sensuously, I took a bite. I moaned with passion as I partook of its delicate, yet arousing, flavor.
Since then, I've eaten many bagels, but I'll never forget my first...
I lost my virginity five years ago, to a sexy Japanese exchange student named Miku. I remember it like it was yesterday...
You see, I was tutoring her. She was still having some trouble mastering the complexities of the English language. I was teaching her to pronounce "lantern," when she began staring into my eyes. I tried to continue the lesson, but I just couldn't pull myself out of her beautiful eyes.
Closer, ever closer, our faces drew, until she lunged forward in a passionate kiss, knocking me back onto the bed. We were quickly groping and tearing away at eachother's clothes. She moaned passionately as I caressed her *edited for content* pulling my hair and screaming as I *edited for content* furiously riding my *edited for content* ..............screaming orgasm.
You can believe me, because this is the internet.
The scent of bullshit hangs heavy over this thread...
THANK YOU. You've pointed out one of the many reasons I haven't even bothered coming here this past week.
Wasn't Kuwait historically a part of Iraq?
Has The Great LordXanthus been forgotten?
Teens under the age of 16 can do whatever the fuck they want, so long as I don't have to see it or hear about it.
At 2/22/06 02:43 PM, PharaohRamsesII wrote: By posting a picture of the Canadian flag with a Pot leaf replacing the Maple leaf we now all know that you are a childish, and immature little loser.
All further posts from you will carry no credibility at all.
Thank you.
He's better off than you are, anyway. None of your posts had any credibility to begin with. Now float out of here, before I stick a pin in your over-inflated ass.
You know, it just occured to me that 2,626 posts is sort of cool, because it's one of those things. You know, one of those things where you have the numbers, and the other numbers look like it, or something.
You find some strange things in this world. I remember living in an area where a woman cut up and ate her husband, something like that.
At 2/22/06 01:13 PM, PharaohRamsesII wrote: Xanthus, You are taking dumbass laws to the extreme. And only the US is filled with such stupid laws. In Canada the illegalization of Pot is not some archaic dumbshit settler law like the ones you described. It's a law that was recently passed, in light of Marijuana being legalized. So shut the fuck up and get it through your thick skull what laws are.
Marijuana was first made illegal in Canada in 1923, and to my knowledge has never been fully legalized, though many decriminalization efforts have been made. Furthermore, illegalization of marijuana is exactly like those archaic dumbshit settler laws I described. Seriously, just try to explain to me why marijuana laws are necessary. I can cut through any of your bullshit arguments like a knife through warm butter.
Everyone knows me! I am your beloved LordXanthus, savior of Newgrounds, and... Oh, wait. I'm that guy with 2500 mediocre, easy-to-ignore posts. Oh, well.
I got your book of doom right here.
At 2/22/06 12:29 PM, Cajunspirit wrote: My sig should say enough. I'm not a bigot, just a realist who sees the impending apocalypse coming from the vastly increasing mainstream acceptance of homos
I see. A joker it is, then.
At 2/22/06 12:35 PM, WadeFulp wrote: A few touch ups.
I don't see a lot of difference. It's still a beautiful piece of work, though.
You know, this doesn't shock me, not in the slightest. It doesn't even bother me too much anymore, really. Honestly, religious extremists bombing more people? *yawn* I find myself seriously hoping for a space alien invasion or something, just to spice things up.
At 2/22/06 12:21 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Brokeback Archon!
I was going to use some variation of "Oh snap!" but that's already been done, so I'm going for the the simpler "LOL" followed by an emoticon of some sort.
Ready? Here it comes...
LOL. :D
At 2/22/06 12:15 PM, josher24 wrote: im talking to cajan the one that keeps talking to ash im still confused
I still want to strangle you for butchering the English language.
At 2/22/06 12:16 PM, Cajunspirit wrote: Faggots are about as natural as a panda surfing in the Caribbean
I don't know you well enough to tell if you're joking or if you're a bigot, but that's pretty funny, anyway.
Let's see. Doing retarded shit like that has caused me to suffer through:
12 or more fillings, with more to come
6 root canals
6 or 7 crowns (only 2 done so far)
Brush your fucking teeth, you little bastards. Root canals and crowns hurt like HELL.
At 2/22/06 12:10 PM, josher24 wrote: i know noobs are anoying eritating and relentless newbies are just new to it
Whichever one you are, your grammar makes me want to strangle you.
I was never a noob. I was an EMO.
I'm telling you, Brokeback Mountain is pure shit. You don't get to see any DP action or anything. Just watch real gay porn. You'll be a lot more satisfied, trust me.
It doesn't seem likely to pass, but in my opinion, such an ammendment would bring shame to our constitution. Even after it was repealled, it would stand in history as a monument to our government's incompetence, not unlike the 18th (prohibition) ammendment,
I hate them because they always talk about killing themselves, and then they never really do it. It's like sex without an orgasm. If I have to listen to your faggy poetry, I damned well better get to see your brains splattered all over the wall!
Seriously though, I have goth/emo friends. It's like black jokes, or that Mohammed thing. Nothing to be taken seriously.
So, after playing Gun, you want to buy a Bowie Knife and a S&W Peacemaker? You're like the poster child for the anti-game crowd.
At 2/21/06 08:26 AM, -poxpower- wrote: hey Yesterday was my birthday.
yeeeeeeaaaaaaaah
Well, happy birthday. I always seem to miss these things...
At 2/22/06 11:23 AM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: I don't think you're quite getting the point I was trying to make.
You were pointing out a logic inconsistency in my previous statement, in which I failed to consider that bans are only applied to legal activities and products. I suppose I should have said that bans in general are bullshit, or at least this one in particular.
