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I wet the bed 'til I was 7 years old. True story.

Are you saying you have a problem with Dad's Home, or The Maxwell Edison Story? You don't like The Ultimate Showdown? You're going to hell.

Of course not. It's just more bullshit from uppity gay rights groups. I swear, they're almost as bad as the Christians.

You should check this out, though. It's pretty funny that anyone would take this seriously.
http://articles.news..20060123173509990014

At 1/24/06 10:02 PM, Empanado wrote: Then again, you probably know everything related to Missingno. If you don't, you're not a real Pokemon Master!

Well, I know that you can't get one without cheating, and it fucks up your game data.

That's just great. I was planning to use Canada as my safe haven from the Bush administration, but they seem to have taken root there, as well. Conservatives are like a god damned virus, and I want some fucking antibiotics!

At 1/24/06 10:36 PM, Normajeanx wrote: yeah i still need you to delete a movie of mine, but you too busy so i understand

You didn't rename it properly. Try "deleteNJ01" without the quotes, of course. He'll get around to it if you do that.

My dick is bigger than 50's nose.

At 1/24/06 10:25 PM, _BlAcKjAcK_ wrote: racist.

No it's not. 50 has a big nose, and JayZ has big lips. We all know there are black people who don't have these attributes.

LOL @ angry white boy.

Gabriel has a nice ring to it.

No matter how hard you try to establish order, no one seems to get it, do they? :( Well, any day you start clearing out more of the dead wood is a good day for me.

I have no idea what the hell happened in the previous posts, so I'm starting over.

Blondes:
Brunetts:
Red Heads:
Other (list the color):
Doesn't matter: X

That is one of the most ludicrous things I've heard since the hot coffee scandal. The strange part is the double standard in US society, whereby violence is considered perfectly acceptable, while nudity in ADULT ONLY content is "corrupting out children."

Fuck the ESA anyway. They should stop trying to save face, and finally do battle with those ne'er-do-wells in the Senate. Pussies. The game industry does not need a government lapdog representing them.

Yu Yevon, at the end of Final Fantasy X was utterly useless. I mean, you beat Jecht, and Bahamut, and the Magus Sisters only to fight... A tiny... beetle... thing. His attacks are weak, and he dies very easily. I'm not sure if it's even possible to botch that fight. Well, I guess it is, but it takes more work than defeating him.

At 1/15/06 08:06 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote: Ya at first i was like oh beavis and buthead hmmm so i was not another one of those hehe but i soon foundout it was to my liking heh...

Yes. King of the Hill is a great show. You know, Hank reminds me an awful lot of Tom Anderson, though. I would love to see Hank say, "Hey, aren't you the boys that were whackin' off in my tool shed?

At 1/20/06 06:25 PM, Clown_Catcher wrote: I miss this show so much it was funny as hell. I have the movie I wish they stayed on air longer.

We all feel that way. Well, actually, the series might have degenerated into a useless pile of garbage, had it remained on the air long enough. Oh, well.

At 1/23/06 05:21 PM, -Superman- wrote: Hey, i picked up Beavis and Butthead do America... I love them sooo much... Mike Judge is brilliant... So like can i join?

I'm assuming it's okay. I'm not sure who the leader is around here, but welcome to our little 3-4 person club all the same.

At 1/24/06 09:45 PM, eMCee2daPEE wrote: then again i like action and gore. and genesis was just better with that.

Splatterhouse! If you love gore, and Sega so much, how could you forget SPLATTERHOUSE?!! You made Rick cry...

Personally, I like a good magazine or newsaper when I'm on the shitter. That, or my good ol' GBA.

At 1/24/06 09:31 PM, eMCee2daPEE wrote: List of Sega games
At 1/24/06 09:40 PM, -Painkiller- wrote: List of SNES games

You see? Buy them both!

At 1/24/06 12:15 AM, JoS wrote: Im moving to the US now. Can I live with any of you?

My advice? Stay at home. There's still a chance that the liberal party will come out on top. No such luck here. If you insist, though, I wouldn't have a problem taking you in. You can sleep in the laundry hamper. It can be warm and cozy, you know, depending on the amount of sweaty old clothes I pile in there for you.

At 1/24/06 08:26 PM, Proteas wrote: The Team Rocket Expansion set pwns j00 all.

wut?

Sorry, I don't play the card game. Now if you wanna' talk Game Boys, then I'm your huckleberry.

Again I tell you, don't listen to the SNES fanboys. Buy them both.

At 1/24/06 08:51 PM, The-Dave wrote: Well if you don't care about price.. then why the hell don't you just get both of them?

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner here! They're both excellent systems, with great assortments of games. If you're a real gamer, you simply must have both of them, because real gamers don't resort to fanboyism. Which reminds me, when you get that SNES, you need to get Final Fantasy II(IV) and III(VI), two of the greatest games ever, from the greatest series ever. :)

At 1/22/06 10:05 PM, LadyGrace wrote: http://s15.invisionf..dex.php?showtopic=69

Most accurate... thread... EVER!

No, not really. While I agree with the sentiment, the grammar was WAY too coherent.

All the talk about dirty mod sex on that site gets me wet.

At 1/22/06 01:11 AM, trash_major0123 wrote: and what the fuck type of guy like getting his ass whole licked by his GIRL FRIEND??!!

It's fun. You should try it!

At 1/22/06 01:12 AM, b3nnic3 wrote: How could she have told you she never wants to see you again if she has been in a coma?

I'm sorry. I misphrased myself. My girlfriend's Mom is in a coma, and my girlfriend never wants to see me again. Okay?

At 1/22/06 12:58 AM, Samuel_HALL wrote: It's very much appreciated.

I did ex with my girlfriend. It was fucking grand.

Now THAT sounds like fun. You leave her alone for a few minutes to go to the bathroom or something, and come back to find her humping the couch. :D

And I must agree with -LazyDrunk-. Your website has some great poetry. You can be quite the artist, you know.

Alright, so I was at my girlfriend's house the other night. We were making out on her bed, when she gets down and starts licking my asshole. Now, I had never done anything like this before, but it felt pretty good, so I let her continue.

Anyway, I was really getting into it, when all of a sudden my bowels loosened up, and I shat all over the poor girl's face. As if that wasn't bad enough, her Mom walked in, just in time to see her daughter's face dripping with liquid diarrhea.

Now my girlfriend's Mother is in coma, and she never wants to see me again. Please, help me! If you've ever had a similar experience, your advice would be very much appreciated.

Now, God damn it, Wade! I'm on a diet, you know. And here you go, trying to make me hungry with your tidings of giant donuts. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to eat a huge pile of donuts tonight, and then I'll e-mail you pics of my swollen lard ass! You brought this upon yourself! :D

At 1/21/06 10:07 PM, LordXanthus wrote: I am giving serious consideration to that idea, for a variety of treasons.

*Reasons. That's got to be one of my best typos ever!

At 1/20/06 07:22 PM, fli wrote: I was lucky. My mother has been supervisor for my boss for years and he changed a new plan and mom took it ASAP (her other plan didn't cover me... but this one did.)

Lucky little shit. :P

But anyways, after this is the one last cavity. I fixed it 3 years ago, but then I got my tongue pierced (2 years ago.) I guess I broke it, and now a bigger cavity formed. And after that and pomice cleaning, and that's it. After that I have to pay out of pocket.

You had best be careful, then.

At 1/20/06 11:47 PM, JoS wrote:

At 1/20/06 10:21 PM, mackid wrote: So, the question is, is there a solution to the healthcare madness in the US?

Move to Canada?

I am giving serious consideration to that idea, for a variety of treasons. Of course, the conservative party seems to be on the rise over there, so it may not even be worth it.

At 1/21/06 09:56 PM, Rideo wrote: a real NGer would know its spelt Waid,

>:(

Oh, dear. Someone let the children out again.

As per the current topic, I'm going to go with Maus. She did win the Never Logs Off award, after all. That, or any of the lv 30 users.