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Author Search Results: 'lordjanemba'

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Topic: My neighbor plays porn ... loud!

Posted: 05/07/09 01:06 AM

Forum: General

stop feeding the troll by posting new replies...

...oh wait...


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Topic: I sniffed my mother's panties.

Posted: 05/07/09 01:04 AM

Forum: General

At 5/7/09 12:58 AM, Elios wrote:
At 5/7/09 12:27 AM, NeverAgain92 wrote: Ok this is not a troll trolling about...
By revealing this information to us, this thread is going to haunt you for the rest of your days.

so freaking true xD


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Topic: Searching for a decent free MMO.

Posted: 04/27/09 12:07 PM

Forum: Video Games

Tibia has a community based on ASSHOLES (and brs.... br? br? br? br?) , but its good gameplay-wise, dont expect good graphics, but at least this means it has a low download sze (about 20 megabytes) Cronologically its around the 12th century www.tibia.com

Silkroad Online is a good choice if you like realistic graphics, more less between PS2 and PS3 graphic wise, it has very much customization, as you can like 3 versions of every item, with different stats and strenght, the problem is that you can just get money and ask for a ¨taxi¨ (a higher level takes you to a higher level spawn so you level up like a bitch) which makes the game unfair... that, and its like always CROWDED. cronologically its around the 9th century
It´s around 1gigabyte, and requires at least .5Gb of ram to play properly.

www.silkroad-online.net

Global Mu online has good servers, the only problem is that teamwork is not very well known in that game. Lots of Items, as every weapon and/armor has a +1,+2,+3,+4... up to +13 version. i cant find a good cronologically example of this game, as it is HEAVILY based on mytic stuff... its more like the viking era. Around 500 megabytes, you need more less 256mb of ram to play it properly.

www.globalmuonline.com

I hope this post helps you....


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Topic: Homosecksuals Super Gay Gh Tourney!

Posted: 04/27/09 12:00 PM

Forum: Video Games

Why don´t we post i.e. whats the hardest song we can pass on 5 stars or something, maybe that way we can measure everyone´s ability so we can start choosing who will fight each other...
that, and increase our e-pingas....
lol

for me its TDWDTG


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Topic: math help :(

Posted: 04/27/09 11:41 AM

Forum: General

At 4/27/09 11:37 AM, crazysalt wrote: could anyone help me to understand how to find the excluded value of rational functions? I seem to have forgotten

examples:

y=4/x
y=2/(x+4)

any help would be appreciated, and I do not need answers, I need to know how you got them.
Thanks,

-Sanford

I would love to help you, but im like a semester before that xD...

i just posted cuz i want you to know you will get over nine thousad replys with nonsense before you actually get an answer xD


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Topic: sexual add on newgrounds?

Posted: 04/26/09 08:13 PM

Forum: General

At 4/26/09 08:09 PM, DzGuy wrote: Wow you guys must be really young. Back in the early 00's Newgrounds ONLY advertised sex ads. There were links to porn sites and "webcam girls" all over the place. Now there's just ads for crappy mmorpgs or webcomics.

so freaking true...
don't forget about crappy anime mmorpgs


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Topic: What color should my GF dye hair?

Posted: 04/26/09 08:01 PM

Forum: General

color fatass is better than any of those dont you think?


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Topic: Homosecksuals Super Gay Gh Tourney!

Posted: 04/26/09 06:45 PM

Forum: Video Games

I'm in.
LordJanemba.

:pretty hard to guess eh?


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Topic: Blondes Are Stealing Our Jobs!

Posted: 04/26/09 03:56 PM

Forum: General

At 4/26/09 03:47 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: NO! That's what the media and rats want you to think. In reality, blondes are the rock bottom of society. They are no better than viruses and bacteria.

why do you offend poor viruses and bacteria by comparing them to blonde fucks?


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Topic: .:Swine Flu Update:.

Posted: 04/26/09 03:04 PM

Forum: General

Right now Felipe Calderon (President of Mexico) said theres already a cure.

i know our health care system sux xD but if we already have a cure, why would america get the disease?

he just said we shouldnt get into crowded places.


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Topic: Human Life

Posted: 04/25/09 01:17 AM

Forum: General

I do believe in God, and i believe he makes bad things so we can differenciate them from good things, if there was no light, we wouldnt know what is darkness.... it would be just dull.


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Topic: Relationship Crew

Posted: 04/25/09 12:37 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Hi RC, this is my situation.

I met this girl when i was on third grade of middle school.
After different situations which are really unnecessary to write i fell in love with her, but she had a boyfriend.

She didn't hang out with me that much, our main interactions where in school (in between classes, on lunch, etc.) but she always told me her problems, she had a boyfriend btw.

i am a rare kind of person, if i like a girl, i won't look to anyone else, so, after almost a year, i still like her.

I live on another town (like 20 miles from her's, which is like 40 minutes in car) now im on 1st grade of highschool and i have made several chit chats with her on msn. (she has no boyfriend since january) So im like well, ill try it!

I already managed to talk to her without getting nervious (which was very hard to do... honestly)

She is most of the time out, doing activities, or just hanging out, so i almost never find her online, or she is "away".

So i ask for her number... i have called twice, sadly, she wasnt at home.

what can i do to contact her? to develop a relationship? i would really like to know her better...
sorry for my english xD


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Topic: English on Earth

Posted: 04/24/09 11:50 PM

Forum: General

At 4/24/09 11:43 PM, bobobo22 wrote: Now it seems to me on many sites(youtube mostly) theres always a foreigner who can speak nearly decent english. Its a shame really. That if every country has no problem translating their words and speaking theirs and our language then why cant we speak french completely to them or german or dutch?

Maybe its just the few that are bilingual but my concern is, if its not just some and mostly all of the people in set country then what we as americans doing by not learning some of the many other languages?

maybe because until some years ago, americans always were like
"LRN2SPEEK ENGLISH OR GTFU"

now english is the unofficial eareth language....
mandarin is catching up with ya so don't worry....

[im from mexico btw ^^]


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Topic: Pathetic Fatasses

Posted: 04/24/09 11:41 PM

Forum: General

At 4/24/09 11:38 PM, Proottalfain wrote:
At 4/24/09 11:37 PM, MushookieMan wrote: HOW FUCKING PATHETIC IS THAT NG's?
About as much as making a thread about it..

+2


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Topic: i found an antique!!!

Posted: 04/21/09 06:51 PM

Forum: Flash

At 4/21/09 06:08 PM, zuperxtreme wrote: It's HTML code to embed on a webpage, but NG doesn't allow that so it just displays it as regular text...

lrn2html

ownd


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Topic: Cube Game

Posted: 04/21/09 05:55 PM

Forum: Video Games

the guy on the middle has a boner :e


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Topic: Castle Crashers could of been more

Posted: 04/21/09 05:36 PM

Forum: Video Games

Serious story? LOL this game comes from the mind that created newgrounds, WHAT DID YOU EXPECTED?!!!

and if you have been around long enough, you cant stop laughing at NG references (the clown, the boss logo, carrot clock, etc)


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Topic: Lego Rock Band Announced

Posted: 04/21/09 05:33 PM

Forum: Video Games

sadly (VERY SADLY) yes...


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Topic: If a video game could become fact..

Posted: 04/21/09 05:06 PM

Forum: General

Fable 2

that magic-sword-throwing magic was awesome...


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Topic: Are you scared of killer bees?

Posted: 04/21/09 05:04 PM

Forum: General

im allergic, so, yeah xD


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Topic: Anger ventilation

Posted: 04/19/09 11:05 PM

Forum: Video Games

i just remember its a game, try to focus and re-do it properly (if its a mission fail or something of the like)


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Topic: A Message For Sega/sonic Team.

Posted: 04/19/09 07:01 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 4/19/09 06:57 PM, SuperMarioBrosS wrote:

A solution to that is to leave fewer obstacles and spikes out there.

What do you think about that?

i think that then the game would be too easy, its too hard to please both sides of the discussion hehe.

At 4/19/09 06:42 PM, SuperMarioBrosS wrote:
Also, what does everyone think about bring back the ability to turn back into Super Sonic midway through a level in a 3D Sonic game? No Hyper Sonic since someone can get a seizure from the flashing colors.

Agree! i miss that.


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Topic: Catgirls!

Posted: 04/19/09 06:58 PM

Forum: Art

Hello there, its been long since i made an anime drawing, i might give it a shot in this thread, about your Neko, her hair hurts my pupil xD but the rest is cute.


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Topic: Resident Evil 6?

Posted: 04/19/09 06:52 PM

Forum: Video Games

the last RE game i played was Outbreak... (i played and passed 1, 2 and 3)
i never played 4, and as a RE fan i was like "well, then i can't miss 5, time to get things right!"

i downloaded a demo, just to face a bunch of superpowered persons WITH INTELLIGENCE AND WEAPONS.

what happened to my beloved flesh-eating stupid zombies?

can someone explain me what the fuck happened?


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Topic: A Message For Sega/sonic Team.

Posted: 04/19/09 06:38 PM

Forum: Video Games

unleashed was good, i know sonic should be able to break the sound barrier, but honestly, will you be able to dodge obstacles, and spikes, going at the speed of sound? sonic is supposed to be able, but i dont think humans have that kind of reflexes.


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Topic: xbox 360 or Wii?!

Posted: 04/19/09 06:34 PM

Forum: Video Games

Wii is only worth for Brawl, TP and Galaxy.
X360 is good but most people online are elitist idiots.
PS3 is more of a general media center, and has great visual quality (an hd tv helps also :P)


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Topic: A Message For Sega/sonic Team.

Posted: 04/19/09 05:24 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 4/19/09 05:11 PM, SuperMarioBrosS wrote: stuff

and even if you want to, you can't stop falling in the game... LOL poor you.

anyways, i never got the chance to play CD properly (even if metal sonic is one of my favorite characters) but i do think S&K was the epic moment in the series.


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Topic: A Message For Sega/sonic Team.

Posted: 04/19/09 05:07 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 4/19/09 05:02 PM, aquaticmole wrote: I think people just need to realize that Sonic was never good. Ever.

it was different than mario at least... it had its shine because every other platformer copied mario, and Sonic was different. Yet, after the first games, it stopped being different, as it focused more on puzzles than in speed u.u


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Topic: A Message For Sega/sonic Team.

Posted: 04/19/09 04:55 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 4/19/09 04:52 PM, SuperMarioBrosS wrote: DO NOT PROLONG THIS CONVERSATION. DO NOT RESPOND TO ANY POST I MADE. THIS THREAD SHALL NOW RESUME TO IT'S NORMAL PURPOSE WITHOUT ANY UNNECESSARY BULLSHIT.

you still suck you know?


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Topic: A Message For Sega/sonic Team.

Posted: 04/19/09 04:54 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 4/19/09 04:44 PM, explodingbunnies wrote: GET RID OF EVERYONE IN SONIC BESIDES: sonic,knuckles,tails and eggman/robotnik...GET RID OF YOUR FUCKING RETARD CAST OF MORONS NO-ONE CARES ABOUT

YEAH!!! shadow would be good if they remove all that weapon shit... his chaos powers are more than enough, and yet they want to make Grand Theft Sonic with him >.<


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