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Response to: i just almost threw up Posted December 23rd, 2005 in General

At 12/22/05 09:22 PM, Flash_kid wrote:
At 12/22/05 09:16 PM, kylen889 wrote: I didnt need to click that! Thanks alot.
nobody forced you to click it
www.lemonparty.org
sickest site ever, dont click it

i had to. i just had to.

lol. thats wrong

Response to: A question for christians Posted December 23rd, 2005 in General

yes, the christian bible is stuffed up

ha! you can't yell at me, im christian!

Response to: a dare just 4 fun Posted December 23rd, 2005 in General

At 12/23/05 12:03 AM, bweeno wrote: c'mon, i need more people

and you can be one of them!

Response to: Your favorite t.v show or movie? Posted December 23rd, 2005 in General

dunno.
Dave Letterman at a better time would be good.

in australia he's on at like 2 am, est.

Response to: Adopt an Animator Posted December 23rd, 2005 in General

haha suckers.

oh wait, tom isn't available.

if he was i could beat NG out of him...

Response to: I'll cartoonify you Posted December 22nd, 2005 in General

At 12/22/05 10:23 PM, Sanjay wrote: Cartoonisize my cartoon.

that'll be good.

Response to: oh my god. check this out !!! Posted December 22nd, 2005 in General

*sigh*

this is a paradox, it has no answer.

but eggs (any eggs) came first.

Response to: what will tom fulps child's name be Posted December 22nd, 2005 in General

Programmer.
then tom doesn't have to do work, it's his son's name and job title.

Response to: Your Main Goal On Ng! Posted December 22nd, 2005 in General

steal tom and wade's account, so i can rule. well tom's at least. and steal a NG pen.

Response to: creepy iraq spider Posted December 22nd, 2005 in General

At 12/21/05 05:03 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: That's what's killing our troops in Iraq.

lol.

Response to: Christmas bites Posted December 22nd, 2005 in General

At 12/22/05 04:37 AM, -Scrooge_XII- wrote: Sick of it.
So, that being said, Im boycotting Christmas...and I also intend to RUIN IT for you ALL!

can i help? i can burn all the trees! i like fire.

Response to: I'll Write You An Emo Song Posted December 22nd, 2005 in General

my balls have some rash, i have chickenpox and i dreamt of licking a dogs ass filled with lube.

Response to: NG Insult generator Posted December 22nd, 2005 in General

Zigoxonus
rubs dirt on
Krinkels's
radioactive monkey balls

me and Krinkel have something going on. lucky me.

Response to: I bought a toe on ebay!! Posted December 22nd, 2005 in General

At 12/22/05 05:35 AM, Semyaza wrote: You have to watch out for ebay, I bought one that said mint condition and got this.

is that yours?

Response to: why nickalodian is evil Posted December 22nd, 2005 in General

that guys an idiot.

the 'nazi' swastika is not one, because they are facing the other way, and on an angle.

that is a luck symbol (i think) in asia.

Response to: Emo Posted December 21st, 2005 in General

At 12/21/05 07:07 AM, Slashinator wrote: uhm, i dont listen to emo music, whatver the hell that is now classified as, soon it will be bluegrass huh....

yes, because i will rule mtv, because it is total shit, and ban 'emo' producers from saying shit such as emo is a person.

Response to: Music,labels, and ...suicides? Posted December 21st, 2005 in General

At 12/21/05 06:29 AM, LoStIe wrote:
At 12/21/05 06:27 AM, Samuel_HALL wrote:
At 12/21/05 06:25 AM, LoStIe wrote: winge u fuckin emo cunt
Winge? Winge?

What the fuck does that even mean?
meens go complain about sumfn coz i couldnt give a fuck

hahahahahhahahahhaha no it doesn't you ignorant person, winging is complaing not complaing about something else

Response to: Bank statement...help!! Posted December 21st, 2005 in General

report it to officials, not cops, but CIA or whoever controls

Response to: england/america/other Posted December 21st, 2005 in General

go to hell!

Response to: Poems Posted December 21st, 2005 in General

*clearing throat*

Suck my left nut
Said the boy who has no butt
Suck it good, he said
Fuck me like a whore, Ned

*heavy metal riff breaks out*

SUCK MY LEFT NUT! SUCK IT GOOD! SUCK IT LIKE YOU REALLY SHOULD!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU NED! FUCK YOU NED! SUCK MY LEFT NUT, COME AND SUCK MY BAAAALLLLSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Response to: How zombie-proof is your house? Posted December 21st, 2005 in General

i live in a storage crate, but i got my 60000000000000000 (yeah it grew) inch cock at my disposal, so i'm fuckin safe. plus i'd be on cocaine so i'd smash 'em!

Response to: how long do u spend on newgrounds Posted December 21st, 2005 in General

16 hours and counting

Response to: My picture collection. Posted December 21st, 2005 in General

ok- get a pic of me snorting cocaine, smoking a joint, injecting heroin and tossing at the same time. and i'll fuck you with my 6000000 inch cock

Response to: Who here likes Foamy Posted December 21st, 2005 in General

i like a queensland (aus), bummer i cant remember what it's called.

it's like 69% alcohol.

Response to: Fanboy cries over smashed Gamecube! Posted December 21st, 2005 in General

At 12/21/05 01:14 AM, Tancrisism wrote: That seemed rigged.

yeah it did a bit

Response to: Anyone remember this? Posted December 21st, 2005 in General

At 12/19/05 09:43 PM, BonusStage wrote: Con
junction
Junction
WHAT'S YOUR FUNCTION?

where did u here that?

311?

Response to: How can you NOT believe evolution? Posted December 21st, 2005 in General

and another thing- CREATIONists.

Response to: How can you NOT believe evolution? Posted December 21st, 2005 in General

At 12/21/05 12:26 AM, furball1 wrote: evolution cannopt exsist

there is no factual evidence at all , in fact there is more supporting the exsistence of god

where?

the evolutionist theory is this:

out of nowhere trillions of cells all at once mutated significantly changing a species shape, figurena and abilities

it is not poissble aND ITS BEEN PROVEN impossible

when?

wtf is god? nothing? cells? STFU if u got nothing to prove.

Response to: How can you NOT believe evolution? Posted December 21st, 2005 in General

At 12/21/05 12:10 AM, theabominablematt wrote: Click on Evolution

So funny

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!

Response to: favorite aphorism? Posted December 21st, 2005 in General

'suck my left nut' is my favourite