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At 2/10/06 06:02 PM, Bwave wrote: Rubiks cube, because the more you play with it, the harder it gets...

Win.

I call mine George, my brain Frederick, my feet Joe and my hands Chris. Go me.

Does anyone think they're starting to get sexually oriantated? Like a new Jenny Craig ad (in Australia at least, not sure about the U.S and U.K) it has the spokeswoman (my mind's a blank, sorry.) out of screen making oral sexing noises. What do you people think? (And I'm ultra-mature today.)

What do people have against knuckle dusters? Damn, I'd rather have a pair of em than a bloody spiky leather glove!

And, if you could see the handle of level 19, it becomes a MORNING STAR.

And apart from my rants, my least favourite icon is level 28, as it is a bad quality gold. Probably has copper in it, stupid cheap asses... level 26 and 27 at least are a nice gold colour, but I'd rather have the originals.

Tom Fulp's feeling after getting threads after him?

At 1/29/06 02:52 AM, Jetsdonwankey wrote: <img src= "http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/Bl
og4Novac/ai5/ai5-rhonetta-johnson.jpg">

Bad pic, to small.

At 1/28/06 09:30 PM, Kitrex wrote: Scrath that, B is the best cart

Oh yes, B is excellent.

B elive it or not, I was being sarcastic.
Excuse the pun.

At 1/18/06 06:08 PM, AdamJack wrote: Crap! I was really shocked but then I laghed at myself for being scared. Thanks for that, was fun.

Yeah, me too. I'm like that.

MOTHER FUCKER! Fucking screamers! I fucking hate you.

Don't we all?

At 1/21/06 11:36 PM, Flash_Cat wrote:

THANK YOU! Finally someone said it. Thompson needs to die. All he does is blame things on games. OMG I STUBBED MY TOE VIDEOGAMES PUT THAT CHAIR THERE!

I'll get the hacksaw... FOR YOUR HEAD! MUWAHAHAHAHAH!

I internet my way in.

I'm so smart.

I'm surprised there's no "ROfl JoXz FuNNeE!!!!!! ROFLLOLOLOLOLOLAMOROFL" post yet.

Anyway- Crew captains hate crew cuts, and plateaus are the highest form of flattery.

At 1/20/06 10:15 PM, Zigoxonus wrote: Also, optimists blood type is always B-Negative...

I fucked up, it's really 'Pessimists blood type is always B-Negative...'

On the news I saw the Energizer Bunny was arrested for battery...

Also, optimists blood type is always B-Negative...

I got more, I just don't wanna flood.

This is a recipie for a slice, The No-Bowl Choc-Bit Slice.
Not sure if you guys have heard of this one.

You need-
90g of melted butter
1 cup of sweet biscut crumbs
1 1/2 Choc bits
1 cup of shredded coconut
1 cup of mixed nuts (peanuts work well, too)
400g can of sweetened condensed milk

Grease a 23cm (about 9 inches) square slab pan, cover the base with paper, grease the paper.
Pour the butter into prepared pan, sprinkle evenly with biscuts, choc bits, coconut and nuts. Drizzle it with milk. Bake in moderate oven for about thrity minutes. Let it cool in the pan before cutting, then store it in the fridge.

Sort of has a strange taste, but you get to like it.

Could you make me a sig which includes my name and a bowl of curry? I don't care about the background or colour, just as long as it includes the two things above. Thanks in advance.

311. Nuff albums to last a while...

Chilli Beer. A chilli/ Tabasco Sauce is dropped in beer. Gotta guzzle it as quick, no milk or water allowed. It hurts for a while, then it's nice.

Oh SHIT! I had my whole house on that guy! But no-one knows...

Fuck.

At 1/20/06 12:39 AM, -Unknown- wrote: Okay well answer me this:

The following statement is true.

The previous statement is false.

Is this statement correct?

Stop paradoxing the BBS, Unknown. You'll get some noob starting a thread named "ROFLe ANwsre diz kweztions LAMAO TO GET COOkiLe"

Oh well.

Eric Bauman is the evil brother of Tom Fulp, so Tom killed him with his infinite supply of NG noobs who have been banned from the site.

The ones who write like this: ROfL\^/ H37 349823|{:<>LP:L<<PK<L<<WPITGREOGK($*L< K><PL RJ LamO STfU in every single post they make.

At 1/20/06 05:12 AM, Hokey_Mokey wrote: I think that's a photo of a human baby with a horrible birth defect.

Me too. Or a medevial 'photoshop' which includes a fabulous resort-
-A 'blinged' dungeon;
-Racks
-Rusty saws
-And big sweaty men in hoods.

At 1/20/06 07:03 AM, Broken_souls wrote: Hey if the dog was sleeping on your head then you might have, well you know. O_O.

Luckily I own a female dog. Phew!

At 1/20/06 06:58 AM, yetieater wrote: I haven't had any good chili in ages. What sucks is how hard it is to come across pork in this country.

Yeah, neither have I. Good quality chilli is hard to come by. I buy Nando's Hot peri-peri to keep in the fridge. An idea that lasts.

At 1/20/06 06:55 AM, yetieater wrote:

At 1/20/06 06:53 AM, Zigoxonus wrote: which grew long roots

Tentacle pr0n?

Hey wow, maybe... I'll have to think on that one.

At 1/17/06 08:07 PM, Sanch wrote:
Anyway, i have nothing else to do, so why not waste time? I spend half of the day masturbating and insulting weak gutted children.

Hey me too! Let's be friends.

Well actually, no. I have to masturbate some more...

I had a very strange dream the night before yesterday.

I was at a work I no longer work at. This very shady man with an accent I couldn't figure came up to me and asked "Would you like a chilli?" Of course, being in a dream I had to say yes. (Bloody dreams...) I took the chilli, which grew long roots, which proceded to wap themselves around my arm! Eveything got suddenly cramped. I bit the chilli, another grew. I bit the second chilli, another grew, this kept happening until my mouth felt like Hell had taken up residence in it! I love chilli, this is strange. Dying of thrist, I woke up, my mouth dry as possible. I raced to the kitchen, turning on the tap full blast, and drank as much water as possible. I lay on the couch, and fell straight back to sleep.

When I woke up the next morn, my body was strangley revitalised. I went to get dressed, and lying on my bed was my dog! I figure it must have been lying on my head all night, because it had a wet patch on it's side. The dog now sleeps in the lounge.

Has anyone heard the Christmas song Nick sang? That was a loler.

I'm starting to talk like Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

Every morning I put on my wollytouffles. Sounds like a desert.

In primary school (ahh the old days...) a fuck named Daniel had the ball (we were playing AFL, Australian Football Leagueon on tarmac) gets tackeld by a kid named Nenab. Daniel ducks and Nenab hands slam into Daniels chin. Then Daniel chucks the ball in a tantrum, kicks Nenab down, and kicks his head to the ground. Sickening. Nenab gets a detention (for no reason) and Daniel gets 1 lousy detention, whereas a kid who gets insulted by the teacher so he leaves class gets a weeks worth. Fucked up.

Fuckin fun.

At 1/13/06 03:21 AM, TornadoClock wrote: Where do you spend most of your time on NG?
-Portal
-Reveiw
-BBS
-Audio
I would be BBS.
(Please, no smart ass comments such as "K1LLING PE0PLE L0LZ ,IM 1337" or "This is soooo dumb ZOMG u hav no life".

you missed chat.
but i would be in the Portal.