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Response to: Pokemon? Posted November 11th, 2006 in General

Heh. That's pretty funny. Could you find the name of the episode? I wanna find it.

Response to: Happy Birthday to me... Posted November 11th, 2006 in General

At 11/11/06 08:12 AM, N-Antichrist wrote: Happy Birthday.

Oh crap. And thankyou. :)

At 11/11/06 08:11 AM, HotSeed wrote: Thought we were talking bout his birthday.........oh well.....

We were, and still are.

Response to: Happy Birthday to me... Posted November 11th, 2006 in General

At 11/11/06 07:32 AM, TropicalPenquin wrote: Yea, look like massive weeds used to produce oil.

Oooh thanks lots. Your name'll go in the Book of Goodlyness.

Response to: Happy Birthday to me... Posted November 11th, 2006 in General

At 11/11/06 07:25 AM, TropicalPenquin wrote: Rape seed is used in alot of things. There is a massive field of it near me, and ironically someone was raped and killed in it.

Oh. I see. Pretty fucking ironic if you ask me, about the rape and murder. I'm assuming it (the rape-seed plant) looks like a normal plant that produces seeds, yeah?

Happy Birthday to me... Posted November 11th, 2006 in General

Yes, fellow NGers, it is my birthday. Not that many give half a crap, but I'm here to tell you. So if you're not going to shit, get off the pot.

Obscenities aside, I was born on the 11th of the 11th, at 11:07 PM. No shit.

EDN.

Actually, I do have something else to say. I got some Lindt choclate, and being bored as I sometimes am, I read what was in them. One of the ingredients was:

Caramel Peices 1% (Sugar, Lactose, Butterfat, Skimmed Milk Powder and Rape-Seed Lecithin

I was like "What the fuck?" and my brother came over and laughed his ass off.

So, if anyone has any info on rape-seed lecithin, please tell. It would be greatly appreciated by myslef and my brother.

SECOND EDN.

Response to: What does mod cum taste like? Posted November 7th, 2006 in General

At 11/7/06 04:33 AM, blue-midget-guy wrote: I pee on her sometimes......

THIS IS A GREAT REFRESHER.

lolnoncaps.
Response to: I am masturbating right now. Posted November 7th, 2006 in General

Something dirt--

Oh wait. Yeah, thanks, Gooch, you stole my already stolen joke. >:(

And right I too are masturbating. Furiously.

Response to: You wanna put that where?! Posted November 7th, 2006 in General

At 11/7/06 03:25 AM, Gooch wrote: I think for him, the text makes a lot more sense. . .

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOL.

You wanna put that where?!

Response to: How to eat a dog. Seriously. Posted November 7th, 2006 in General

Jonas: I am turned on.

Personally, I'd keep its head for a stew, just let it cook for a few hours, for really tender meat. The rest you got right. Also, you could use its skin/fur for a coat.

Response to: Ever done a kind and nice deed? Posted November 7th, 2006 in General

At 11/6/06 06:47 AM, LittleMissVixen wrote: when all they do is stare at your chest for half an hour.

Heheheheh. :)

I do deeds for people all the time, it's just that no-one notices it.

But fuck it, life is like that.

Response to: Join the Party! Posted November 6th, 2006 in General

Now, I could help you. But...

I will.

And yes, my urine is poison.

Join the Party!

Response to: Join the Party! Posted November 6th, 2006 in General

WAL AT LEETS IM TRIDING!!!!

Any good?

Join the Party!

Response to: Your Screen Name Posted November 5th, 2006 in General

yes, now, do it, fuck me, etc.

get the point?
Response to: 10 to do with a red truck. Posted November 3rd, 2006 in General

At 10/11/06 03:25 PM, Shadow-XII wrote: Mowing down children.

Damn. Beat me to it.

I say:

Play brutally loud music, whilst raping the truck.

Response to: Old nuclear meltdown. Posted November 3rd, 2006 in General

Woah, that's really creepy. I want to go now.

Response to: australian animal experts Posted November 2nd, 2006 in General

At 11/2/06 01:29 AM, PelvicThrusters wrote: Beloved?
What the fuck?
Before his death, we Aussies said nothing but jokes and bad things about Irwin.
Don't turn someone into a martyr, honour them for what they were.

Thankyou, CHRIST! No one in Australia liked him (I believe.), he was a friggen joke who was the bad stereotypical Australian.

Response to: i hate apple and nintendo! Posted November 2nd, 2006 in General

At 11/2/06 02:07 AM, Jose wrote: Copy + Paste = Fail.

Cheap-ass bastard.

Not you, Jose, that other person.
Response to: Fucking trick or treaters. Posted October 31st, 2006 in General

Wait...

Just be naked. That scares anyone.

Except for some...
Response to: Fucking trick or treaters. Posted October 31st, 2006 in General

I don't think anyone would trick or treat near me. Drug dealers, pedophiles, etc.

Very wierd place I live. Very wierd

Response to: Masturbate-A-Thon 2006 Posted October 28th, 2006 in General

At 10/28/06 04:17 AM, TheThing wrote: i would, but im not old enough nor wnat to go to califona to raise money

This is the answer I would've given, if this answer was not already here.

Response to: What Happens when u die Posted October 28th, 2006 in General

The universe explodes. Or at least that what they tell me...

Response to: Get ready to laugh your ass off. Posted October 27th, 2006 in General

"I tanks screws with the man"

"I tank tightens with the person and the screw"

That is all.

Response to: Fuck with this poll! (Steve Irwin) Posted October 27th, 2006 in General

I don't like Steve much, but fuck, if I see his death, I'll respect him more. Much more.

Response to: Give us a random fact about you! Posted October 27th, 2006 in General

My dick can touch my ass-hole.

Response to: I am currently wearing no pants. Posted October 26th, 2006 in General

At 10/26/06 07:07 AM, kLyy wrote: What a coinkidink, I'm not wearing any pants either.....

Oh, good. I'm happier.

At 10/26/06 07:07 AM, DanMalo wrote: I also don't wear clothes

Yes... there are pics.

Here, have a big heart that looks suspisciously like a penis...
<===================3

At 10/26/06 07:08 AM, LittleMissVixen wrote: When my parents aren't around, I don't wear pants. I just kinda sit around in my underwear. It's comfy.

I try to wear no-pants all the time, but, I'm not too comfortable around my 'rents without my pants. So I have to make do.

Response to: I am currently wearing no pants. Posted October 26th, 2006 in General

At 10/26/06 07:02 AM, b3nnic3 wrote: What's a pants?

If you don't know now, you'll never want to.

At 10/26/06 07:04 AM, Shadow-XII wrote: Im wearing no pants.

Im also wearing no shirt.

You are a crazy man. I like it.

Response to: I am currently wearing no pants. Posted October 26th, 2006 in General

At 10/26/06 06:59 AM, Enoll wrote: I never wear pants when I'm at home.
It's just a comfort thing.

Well, at least I'm not alone then. I'm happy.

At 10/26/06 07:02 AM, madknt wrote: pics or it did not happen.
also, pants beats no pants everytime.

I cannot do pics, my camera is being serviced.

But I like my no-pants scheme...

I am currently wearing no pants. Posted October 26th, 2006 in General

Ok, as wierd as this may seem to some people, I feel the need, every night, to take of my pants and browse the internet.

No, it's not to release my genitals into the air.

It dosen't matter what I'm looking at, or reading, or playing, or watching, I always need to take my pants off. If I'm alone.

Is it just me, or do other people do this, even a teensy-weensy bit?

Response to: Borat slahed in the USA..idiots. Posted October 26th, 2006 in General

At 10/26/06 06:45 AM, Enoll wrote: Atleast it's comming out everywhere here in Australia.
Suck it yankies.

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!

*Does victory dance*

Response to: Am I Too Negative? Posted October 26th, 2006 in General

You never seem mean.

... But maybe someone's head-meats don't work too well.