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At 12/2/06 08:09 PM, ViolentAJ wrote: While I do not agree with Oprah's views, I'd have to say that I admire her to an extent...

50 Cent however, is a pathetic moron that should have died all of those times that he got shot.

You got it, brother.

They are both level ones, who are equal in their own aspects. They are nothing alike, yet so similar.

And they probably could disarm nearly anyone's petty arguments.

Topic Number Ten.

Subject: MODS R MEEN >:(()+pl

Body: Lol thies e mods SUUUCKK LOL dey bannnnd me for 1 owr coz i sed j00 r ntno teh c00lazo0rz d00d pwnt lololololololol

First Reply: What did he say?

Second Reply: It's got me. Hey, let's check out that new Official Thread.

Third Reply: Sounds good.

***After one hour, topic starter replys***

Fourth Reply (topic starter): Y RNT YUO RPLEYING?????L>@W LOL J00 NEED T) FIX YOUT p0rt4al n00b LOL

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This is an intersting thread. In fact, this thread is so interesting, I think I'll have to say interesting more. And interestingly amount. Because this is the Thread of All Threads. Intersting.

Also, all other threads should be locked/deleted, as there is no need for them. This is a new age, people.

At 12/1/06 06:12 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: Alright.

FUCK, you like all good bands, 'cept a few I could do without. You have very good taste in music.

At 12/1/06 07:36 AM, TheGuy02 wrote: This brings up a question.
What was a hunting knife doing under your pillow?

Do not question Shadow-XII.

At 12/1/06 07:26 AM, Bunzi wrote: It's cause rations back then were shit and people would have rater ate the farm livestock

No, no, this is from 2000.

At 12/1/06 07:32 AM, dooseyboy wrote: well .....well......well......
this is one of those days when everyone but me makes a random thread

It sure seems that way, doesn't it? :)

keep reading it makes you smarter

I will.

At 11/30/06 04:45 PM, Yiffy wrote: Eat my meat.

Surely.

I enjoy my mum's ornage-chocolate cake, and it has white icing on the top. I call it the jizz cake.

And you know what the funny thing is? I can imagine this happening to you.

THIS IDEA WINS.

non-caps, and R R R R R R R R.

That is all.

Ok, so I'm reading a book on the Australian and English SAS, and it mentions what the food packages the soldiers recieve are called.

The Americans get MRE's.

The Australians got Ration Packs.

The Ration Packs were known as Rat Packs.

MRE stands for Meals Ready to Eat. Otherwise known as Meals Rejected in Ethiopia.

I laughed.

Now fuck off. Please.

At 12/1/06 04:24 AM, Shadow-XII wrote:

At 12/1/06 03:59 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: You're only 13, quit fucking smoking... right fucking now.

I second this - dont throw your life away for something as stupid as this.

Definatly.

And if can't throw youre vice, get a holder, and one with a good filter. Some are here.

Hunter S. Thompson said (I love quoting him) that he never stopped using a filter after he started, it keeps about an ounce of shit from your lungs.

At 11/30/06 06:40 PM, capn-g wrote: Actually, NO. His handlers are pretty crafty.

And the higher up you go, the bigger you fuck up, the more criticism you deserve, it's a law of fucking nature. This is a man HISTORY will complain about. Get used to the idea.

Thankyou capn, you took the words right out of my mouth.

At 12/1/06 01:58 AM, Kolohe wrote: In the mean time, just use this sig, it's totally original...

That's creepy shit.

You'll be fine.

I'll call the mourge.

You're thinking of "Russian Communism", which was run differently from communism in theory.

For example, about real communism, if you had three cows, the shopping market you supply would ask you for milk from the cows, and would give you half of the milk. Once the cows didn't supply milk, they kill the cows and give one and a half cow, keeping one and a half.

Russsian Communists who run shopping market would take the milk from you, give you none, and take your cows for meat, and give you none. Two completely different ways of thinking.

Earfetish, if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be as well educated on the internet as I am. Your name made me look up "ear fetish". From there I went to BDSM, hentai, and then to shock sites. But I wasn't disgusted, or scared, because I had seen less brutal pictures beforehand.

And I couldn't talk to older people about BDSM in movies, I couldn't talk to anime fans about the adult side of manga/anime, and most importantly, I'd hate Newgrounds, if you weren't called Earfetish.

You stories are inspiring, I've told your tales to other people, and they're disgusted, but they love me for it. I have heaps of friends now.

And I'm 13.

So I thankyou, Earfetish.

And don't feel bad. If other 13 year olds think you're stories are creepy, they'll stop.

And also, I ment to mention more "shock sites".

And, Earfetish's stories are brilliant. The man can write, very bloody well.

And, calling people like HAYF and Scottmale24 pedos really shits my goat. It insults me that you can call anyone a pedophile, unless YOU CAN PROVE IT

You crap bastard.

No.

I've seen it all. Goatse. Lemonparty. The Pain Series. This whole shenanigan doesn't affect me. Hell, only one thing affects me, and it's had to explain without pictures, and I can't be fucked finding them.

In fact, the internet has made my social life better and conversations more intelligent. Now diss that.

So I think I'll stay right were I am, thank-you, you crap bastard.

Yes. If people can't accept the fact that other people masturbate, too bad.

From the magnificent mind of Hunter S. Thompson (I have it in my profile)

"I hate to advocate drugs, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

Sorry about the mess.

PS: FUCK YUO!!!!!1

Yes. Even the one.

Humans already know that there are more than 3 dimensions, and all that is explaining is more than 3 dimensions, but with god added.

At 10/11/06 10:14 AM, TheSoulMan wrote: I think we all are Sims in some extra-wacky superior version, and we all have been made by some kind of extra-freak 12 years old kid.

Seriously, think about it.

Yes... AND THAT 12 YEAR OLD IS ME!!!

Except I'm not 12.

Mmm... Sims.

At 11/27/06 03:39 AM, Little-Rena wrote: That's been pointed out before.

Shit I'm out of the loop. :/

Possibly my favourite fighting game on the N64 is Mace: The Dark Age.

It's a 3D side-scroller, if that makes any sense. You can circle around your opponent, but the view is always on the side. Hope that makes sense, I'm very tired.

Yep, it sure does is.

At 11/25/06 10:53 PM, Rabid wrote: Hunter S.'s quote.

I love that.

Also, "Cock joke" is said by one of Stamper's tankmen.

Cock joke.

At 11/25/06 09:43 PM, Kuro wrote:

At 11/25/06 03:30 PM, Monocrom wrote: "A plan to roll and smoke the world's largest joint in a bar in Amsterdam went to pot

Haha, that is an awesome pun.

Pretty-fucking-clever.

4,991,477 people have my first name. Sweeter.