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At 12/11/06 05:33 PM, ATIFunkFire wrote: Yiff is gay furry porn

No it's not. Yiff is furry porn of all types. And the sound a fox makes when it's having sex.

Also, either.

Crude.

Yes, but I would do a lot of things that most wouldn't.

Go figure.

Or don't.

At 12/11/06 01:07 AM, Shadow-XII wrote: Jazz Jackrabbit.

Fuck yes.

That or the Blues Brothers game. Drool.

At 12/11/06 01:26 AM, Orcinator wrote: Ok then

LOL PUSSYJOKE

Eh, I still reckon COCK JOKE works better.

You know, I've never seen the inside of a Twinkie before this, and to me it looks like someone with really thick cum just came inside a roll.

Also, nice diet.

Also, I have opium inscense. My house smells very nice.

Could you upload it? I want to hear it.

Love the book, see.

I have a wild claim: the topic at hand is a wild claim, and taking our attention from other wild claims.

I mean, look.
1) He knows when you're awake.
2) He knows when you're asleep.
3) He gives bad gifts to "naughty" children.
4) He gives gifts to "good children".

These are proof enough. If there are more, please share.

Also, he looks like this:

Okay, four ways to keep yourself away. Alternatively, do all four in order.

1) Whenever you feel tired, tug on your ear really fucking hard.
2) Continue drinking coffee, and then walk out into the rain.
3) Watch a bunch of death videos, or screamers, etc, to get the adrenaline pumping through your body.
4) Jack yourself up on dangerous amounts of cocaine, methamphetamine, and mescaline.

Number four is my favourite.

At 11/17/06 10:53 PM, Lord-Bob wrote: I want one.

I want three. So I can shoot myself, fuck one, and ram the other up my ass.

I collect spiders, dead and alive, I also collect cigarette holders, even though I don't smoke, and nude mags. Essentially porn with only breasts.

At 12/7/06 02:58 PM, Hycran wrote: someone has stolen altr's account.

Proof: the writing was actually correct for the most part and not riddled with typos. There was also no mention of b33r or being Dr0kN

YOU'RE RIGHT!

Dear God, what next, BBR locking a topic with something other than one word?

Funnies thing?

When I first saw Goatse. I laughed, he is one of my idols.

Sorry to spoil your fun, you little shit, but Spider Jerusalem already killed Santa with his genitalia.

At 12/10/06 04:43 AM, SlapdaHoHoHo wrote: You're Blue.

and the rest of the fucking annoyance of the song.

Oh Jesus, don't bring back the memories.

Me. Infact, I'm banned right now.

Wait, wut?

In other words, I got no idea.

Alex could blend better with the background, but it looks pretty good.

ultra violence, FUCK YEAH!

YO YO YO M Y F-R-E-S-H RIMESQ !!!!!

I goota lottta BLOING

CUZ I SING deez Rap riime Soings

I gottA BIG SHIt Car

I gotta LOTTA SCARS

ALL MA BITCHHES N HOES

CAN SUCK ON MA TOES

WORD BORTCH!!!!!11

YO HOLMES MUTHAFUCKEL DATS SUM FRESH SHIT, HOLMIE GEE FUCK YEAH FRESH DAWWAWAWAAAG.

Jab jab.

I love me so much.

Chuck Norris is a jerk and could be beaten down by a baby with no limbs.

Bigfoot was a mod for the PC version. Simple.

And the "ghost cars" code name is "glenshit", or "sadshit", referring to Glendale, and Sadler, the two banged up cars that can be found. When the glenshit is spawned on a hill, it rolls down it, leaving people to believe it's driving itself.

The rest can suck my raw cock for all I care, they're fake.

At 11/18/06 08:56 PM, EmbraceTheBass wrote: They played Exodus with the Wailers, and I could've creamed myself.

I'm surprised you didn't.

Power FTMFW.

Make it black, and have it above your right temple, and shave the hair around it. So everyone can see it.

At 12/8/06 12:50 AM, W35 wrote: By laughing, I lost my soul.

Same. Oh well, I think it was already gone.

Smash my head against the closest wall, which is usually concrete. Luckily I have a hard head.

Dumb shit.

How old are, two?

At 12/3/06 11:03 PM, Masculine wrote: Just take some cereal, put a bunch of it in your mouth, and then pour some milk and eat it.

That's how you do it.

Fuck yes

At 12/2/06 10:08 PM, BatDan wrote: *Yawns*

Another day, another "all the topics on Newgrounds suck" topic.

Yes, this is what Newgrounds has come to.

Done and or done.

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