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Response to: things that are not random: Posted December 18th, 2006 in General

Ninja-pirate-cyborg-mutant-zombie-vampires-fr om-hell

Now that ain't random.

Response to: Noobs On Ng Posted December 18th, 2006 in General

At 12/18/06 08:27 PM, WilliWowza wrote: wtfffffff doutn maik me hak u

i cn maik my own scrensavers!

LOL I HKKKED ur MOMZ CUMPOOTER J00 N00B!!11111

y du u fink dere iz teh pixxx ov me on dere wiv ur mommm???

nd i cna mayk gaymez on MS PAIYNT N00B!!!!

Response to: Noobs On Ng Posted December 18th, 2006 in General

At 12/18/06 08:14 PM, WilliWowza wrote: fsf u retarsd, evry1 knows that eric bauman made dis cool sight!!!1!

LOLOLOLOL WILLYWOZZWA IS A TOTAL FSKN N00B!!!

ercci bauman made Teh BBBSZORZ!!! NOONVVBB!111

nd ur Naym izz WWILLLLY!! LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL.

Response to: People who masterbate are Posted December 16th, 2006 in General

Autosexual behavior is considered to be a normal part of human development, beginning when children are able to sexually stimulate themselves.

Cough. But still, I don't think all people masturbate because they love their penis/vagina, but because of the pleasure it gives.

Response to: What's your first word ever? Posted December 16th, 2006 in General

"Nuggle".

I was trying to say my bros name. PM me if you can work his name out.

Response to: I called a bunch of girls... Posted December 16th, 2006 in General

At 12/16/06 02:08 PM, cornbin wrote: What whores. You should've gotten one of those Sony Bravia 1080i plasma lcd do-hickey-mabobbers and crashed it over there head.

I like the way you think.

Also, nice story, and a nice finish.

Response to: Bbs Man 5.5 Posted December 16th, 2006 in General

Heh, good writing.

Also, SPAM JOKE, and BAN JOKE.

Response to: Your Favorite Guitarist? Posted December 16th, 2006 in General

Humm.

Tim Mahoney- 311
Jerry Cantrell- Alice In Chains
Tom Morello- Rage Against The Machine
Art Alexakis- Everclear
Dan 'Thunder' Bolton/ Rick Sims - The Supersuckers

And others.

Response to: Commit suicide in a painless way. Posted December 16th, 2006 in General

Even though I'm replying to a goddamn old thread, jack yourself up on so much speed your brain overloads.

Response to: Shittiest. firewall. ever. Posted December 16th, 2006 in General

Heheheh.

As horrible as it is, that is funny. :)

Also, after using Zone Alarm and AVG I haven't had any problems. Woo yeah.

Eech god.
Response to: funeral songs Posted December 14th, 2006 in General

Them Bones by Alice In Chains
Down in a Hole by Alice In
That "Camptown Racetrack Sing This Song" song
ChainsAnd a recording of me laughing.

Response to: I hate Sonic The Hedgehog Posted December 13th, 2006 in General

At 12/10/06 11:19 PM, snayk wrote: Grace was definitely not the right word.

Heheheh.

Sonic flashes are sharting to shit my goat, too.

Also, I would like a picture of you shitting out a house.

Response to: How quick can you expel semen? Posted December 13th, 2006 in General

As fast as I need, you horny little shit.

Response to: how much memory you using Posted December 13th, 2006 in General

Unfortunately, I don't have two brain cells to rub together at the moment.

And I run 512.

Response to: Who Do You Want For President 08? Posted December 13th, 2006 in General

Fuck the hippy, we need one man.

Hunter S. Thompson.

Shit, we'll have to revieve him... I'll just jack his ashes up with speed, it should work.

Response to: OMG trains are fun! Posted December 12th, 2006 in General

Yes, I found two hundred dollars in between two seats once.

Response to: Bratz -- A symptom of social decay. Posted December 12th, 2006 in General

You hit the nail on the head, dave.

Bratz are evil, and must be stopped at once.

Response to: Games for Wii you want to see. Posted December 12th, 2006 in General

Road Rash 64.

Hellz yeah.

Response to: I caught my friend's brother fappin Posted December 12th, 2006 in General

Hawtness.

Response to: Nicknames Posted December 11th, 2006 in General

Drug Eyes, Muffin (don't ask), Dealer, Eyeboy, Albino, Creepy Boy (I showed people shock sites. Lots of them), and Shocker.

Response to: Christmas is da best holiday becuz Posted December 11th, 2006 in General

And this is the person who was asking if Santa was real.

Response to: Is santa real? Posted December 11th, 2006 in General

Pfff, Spider Jerusalem killed Santa. With his genitails.

Response to: I have something cookin' Posted December 11th, 2006 in General

Erm...

MOTHAFUKIN BRAISED STEAK W/ ONIONS IN MOTHAFUKIN JAFFELS.

God I hate that braised steak. Tastes, looks, and is a cows rectum. Lol. But I eat soooo much of it.

Response to: Animal Cruelty? nah... Posted December 11th, 2006 in General

At 12/11/06 05:56 PM, Zen444 wrote: "I did it, this stories real. I have pics and everything."

Is that what he said?

You know, if it was anyone else, I would argue.

And to everyone else, he said "First of all i DID NOT write this i found it elsewhere but i felt it is important to share... just because"

Response to: What makes your cock hardest? Posted December 11th, 2006 in General

People who I want to hear scream-laugh (like when you're being tickled so much) when I rape them/ have sex with said person.

Response to: 4.-year-old Accused of ... Posted December 11th, 2006 in General

Shiteyes. Four year olds don't grab boobs on purpose.

Response to: Your move, Newgrounds. Posted December 11th, 2006 in General

Szomg. I just skipped your turn, ScottMale24.

Your move, Newgrounds.

Response to: Animal Cruelty? nah... Posted December 11th, 2006 in General

If the dumb fucks posting in this thread had read the first line, he said something IMPORTANT.

And no, not all of you were dumb fucks, just some.
Response to: Animal Cruelty? nah... Posted December 11th, 2006 in General

Something about it made it seem unrealistic.

And you should make it better, you should fuck its dead corpse for maximum effect.

Response to: Punching a baby while fisting? Posted December 11th, 2006 in General

At 12/11/06 05:41 PM, Preternatural wrote: Appropriate.

Love the picture. What the shit, heh.

Also, I would fist a pregnant woman...

...with my foot!

Wait, wuT?