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Response to: So, the tank gif is back, ey? Posted October 30th, 2007 in General

At 10/30/07 01:44 AM, JarrodK wrote: I was just about to write something about this too but then I would've most certainly been banned.

Good thing you didn't then.

Response to: Help! Posted October 30th, 2007 in General

I'm with Cyrpus' last idea on this one.

So, the tank gif is back, ey? Posted October 30th, 2007 in General

*Gets banned for being behind the times*

Response to: Treasure Hunt 2007 Results Posted October 26th, 2007 in NG News

Also, sweet about account updates, baddass.

Response to: Treasure Hunt 2007 Results Posted October 26th, 2007 in NG News

Congrats to the winner!

And well done Tom for searching through nine hundred posts!
Response to: a happy meadow with bunnies ^_^ Posted October 26th, 2007 in Art

It looks like she just finished taking one hell of an epic shit.

I like it. Props.

Response to: why would sum 1 cut off there own.. Posted October 26th, 2007 in General

Well, as a person who has watched the video, I'd say most likely for awesome kicks, they didn't like their penis, or they were bored one day.

P.S.: Pain Olympics kicks ass.
Response to: I'm sexier than all of you. Posted October 26th, 2007 in General

Guys, be quiet, this is serious.

Frank can kick your asses by looking with intent.

Response to: Where have all the NG heros gone? Posted October 26th, 2007 in General

Listen to YoinK.

People grow up, move on. New people come along, then they grow up and move on.

Fucking circle of life, and it's a beautiful thing.

Response to: Emos: Evil or misunderstood? Posted October 26th, 2007 in General

At 10/23/07 04:20 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: It's pretty easy to understand them. They're spoiled brats who've imploded.

Your post reminded me of the Cillit Bang Remix. I dunno why.

On topic...

An "emo" isn't really an emo, as emo is really a fashion nowadays, not a way of life. You can't have marketed, expensive clothes and complain and say it's a non-mainstream way of life, it isn't. The "emos" are buying clothes because they're in nowadays, and once they go out, so do the emos.

Simple.

Response to: Find your KKK name! Posted October 26th, 2007 in General

Black Slayer.

Fuck. Yes.

P.S. Fuck the KKK.
Response to: whats the plural for penis Posted October 25th, 2007 in General

"Breasts"

Response to: If you found $10... Posted October 24th, 2007 in General

Damn, I'd stash it away, spending it as usual dosh.

Response to: 10 funniest websites apparently Posted October 24th, 2007 in General

I believe it's a good thing Newgrounds didn't get on that list.

I mean, if it did get to the first page somehow, or even the last, all the loser from MSN would read it.

They, being losers, who do anything to be cool, would try to learn jokes from these funny sites to become cool.

They would come to Newgrounds. And we would have moronic losers polluting the site.

Well, more than usual.
Response to: Magic Trick? Posted October 24th, 2007 in General

He touched my sternum, that's where he got his powers from.

Response to: Best Brothel Name Posted October 24th, 2007 in General

Broadmeadows.

Oh Holy Baby Jesus, I apologize.

Dicks With Chicks

Name swap for legal issues.
And the dicks, they have the chicks on the end. Not the other way around.
Response to: Rap vs. Metal omgomgomg Posted October 22nd, 2007 in General

I hate every dumb motherfucker on this goddamn site...

...you know who you are.

Oh, and Body Count = ultimate metal-rap. There's absolutely no rapping at all, but the members are all from the "hood".
Response to: The fist day you signed on NG... Posted October 22nd, 2007 in General

I stumbled on them before I signed up. I wanted anything to do with Newgrounds, and reading the rules satisfied that for about six minutes.

Response to: Things Uglier Than Britney Spears.. Posted October 21st, 2007 in General

I win.

Also NSFW.

Yes, I know that I keep forcing that site down people's throats, but it's quite applicable here.
Response to: No more Penis topics/jokes Posted October 20th, 2007 in General

At 10/20/07 05:23 AM, UberKuri wrote:
At 10/20/07 05:21 AM, Dark6 wrote:
At 10/20/07 05:20 AM, Sidorio wrote: Quick guys. This looks like a topic to be unoriginal in.
dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks.
Guys, be be seri-PENISPENISPENIS

THIS IS A HUGE THROBBING GAY COCK JOKE, ALSO I LIKE PENISES IN MY ASS

Response to: New quote for Newgrounds! Posted October 16th, 2007 in General

At 10/16/07 03:41 AM, Jozzalanco wrote: COCK JOKE.

I wish there was a Penis Appreciation Month.

Response to: I've been here since 2001!! Posted October 16th, 2007 in General

fix yout numbers

Response to: The BBS is pregnant. Posted October 16th, 2007 in General

At 10/16/07 03:24 AM, Kuro wrote: I'll bet it's filled with poisonous centipedes.

Centipedes? In my vagina?

It's more likely than you think.

Response to: Google buys Doubleclick Posted October 15th, 2007 in General

What happens after Google buys the internet? Google is renamed Googleplex.

Oh yes. It is renamed.

Response to: What is the point in porn? Posted October 12th, 2007 in General

The point of porn:

For the viewer to achieve orgasm.

Well, my interpretation, anyway.
Response to: Your Username Info Posted October 12th, 2007 in General

"lawrd zed"

Zed is the second most awesome letter, second to "x".

I chose "z" because it's my girlfriends favourite letter.

The "lord" just adds something.

Response to: For People Who Hate Gayest Showdown Posted October 12th, 2007 in General

The Gayest Showdown and The Ultimate Orgy were great, but I like the latter a goddamn lot more.

Response to: Soulja Boy <3 animating & Luis rox. Posted October 12th, 2007 in NG News

Nice to both Luis and Soulja Boy.

I superman myself. Yeah.
Response to: I'm going to write a novel. Posted October 11th, 2007 in General

At 10/11/07 05:47 AM, hongkongexpress wrote: Here's a great book idea.

It's beautiful.

Response to: Oh noes, locked portal! Posted October 11th, 2007 in General

www.universitystudent.info

Oh wait, that's a proxy, too bad, suck a dick, don't go on MSN, fuck you.
The end.
Or make yourself and admin at the school and unblock it.