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Author Search Results: 'Lord-Zed'

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Topic: You have got to be kidding.

Posted: 09/25/08 10:40 PM

Forum: General

I'm under the impression that nail guns can't fire unless they're pressed up against something.


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Topic: Good Metal Bands?

Posted: 08/25/08 06:42 AM

Forum: General

At 8/25/08 06:27 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: Lulz, I forgot about them. I got their CD, the one that smells like a rotting corpse. But yeah, Carcass, Burzum, always good.

That's awesome dude, I was gunna get it, but I don't have the required money needed.

Also St. Vitus.


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Topic: Heaviest band that you have heard?

Posted: 08/25/08 06:29 AM

Forum: General

At 8/25/08 06:23 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: Sunn O))).

I take back what I said, actually, Sunn O))) are it.

Bow down and play at full volume, motherfuckers.

This too.


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Topic: Good Metal Bands?

Posted: 08/25/08 06:24 AM

Forum: General

At 8/24/08 04:45 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: HULLY CRAP!

Chuck in some Death, Carcass, Kyuss, Burzum, Carpathian Forest, Darkthrone, Dark Funeral, The County Medical Examiners (and other Carcass clone bands), and then I agree to the list completely.


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Topic: Heaviest band that you have heard?

Posted: 08/25/08 06:17 AM

Forum: General

Sometimes Kyuss are the heavist band, some parts of their songs.

I would have to say early Cannibal Corpse.


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Topic: Gasp! Art to post! :3

Posted: 07/02/08 11:07 AM

Forum: Art

Dude you're really amazing both with a mouse and tablet.

Your 3d stuff is absolutely fantastic, at first I thought it was a picture, but I was like, "no, Yamese, it is indeed made from a program."

Awesome!


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Topic: Walmart-Always low prices...always?

Posted: 07/02/08 10:00 AM

Forum: General

$2.77 for double slut?

Yes please.


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Topic: Bass - which one?

Posted: 06/24/08 04:04 PM

Forum: General

Shit, I didn't expect prices to be much.

My only other idea is to borrow a bass off of a friend.

Good luck with finding a bass, I would've given up before I started, even though I somehow have two.


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Topic: Bass - which one?

Posted: 06/24/08 03:46 PM

Forum: General

Just try for a Squire P Bass / J Bass. They're relatively cheap and have a fairly decent resale for what they are, and they can pull off a usable sound too.


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Topic: What's so special?

Posted: 06/18/08 07:55 AM

Forum: General

I lost mine on the Queen's Birthday Holiday, ain't that big a deal.


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Topic: Suuummeeeeerrrrrr

Posted: 06/18/08 07:54 AM

Forum: General

Summertime and the livings easy...


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Topic: Which is better: Wet dreams or fap?

Posted: 06/18/08 07:44 AM

Forum: General

At 6/18/08 05:54 AM, ManMadeKing wrote: Wet dream followed by fapping, perhaps?

You've got the right idea.


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Topic: *My* first experience with weed

Posted: 06/17/08 11:20 AM

Forum: General

At 6/17/08 11:17 AM, groundpwndr wrote: haha, hallucinating is always a good time. If you spend a lot of time thinking and enjoying, then you tend to see, hea,r and feel a lot more of the world.
white widow and purple haze i have not tried together but separately. white widow is said to be one of the most potent strains and purple haze one of the most mind blowing. quite a combo, i salute you.

Thank you for your salute, it is greatly appreciated. I find that when hallucinating that convincing yourself that it's real makes it more enjoyable to be on as well as come down. I have tried neither White Widow or Purple Haze by itself, most likely because most the of the dealers around my area do not gain / grow specific types and my household is unsuited for growing, but hopefully one day I shall. In the meantime, I broaden my horizons on preferred strains.


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Topic: *My* first experience with weed

Posted: 06/17/08 11:10 AM

Forum: General

At 6/17/08 10:58 AM, groundpwndr wrote: that is a wonderful image you paint, I have had many days/nights like that. Even smoking alone can bring a new found respect for marijuana/life/the world. I personally enjoy smoking with close friends and totally alone. strangers and weed in my experience do not go well together. i had some purple haze in amsterdam and must say that is a great high.

Ah, close friends and solitary, two great types of people to be around when indulging in marihuana. Strangers are definitely a no-no when intoxicated, but avoiding them is. I have a feeling the Purple Haze I had was mixed with White Widow, but I'm not sure because both I and the man who told me about were drunk, so memories are foggy. Even so, the high was quite amazing, there was a man of the cloud, several grass characters and the same Hellboy face in most things around me, including my shadow and the combined eyes of my friend. Coming down from it is amazing, you suddenly understand the the normal world can be warped instantly and quite scarily if it's unexpected.


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Topic: Biggest crap ever taken?

Posted: 06/17/08 10:48 AM

Forum: General

The appropriate size and shape of a porno cock.


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Topic: I Think My Dad Is Gay! For Me!!!

Posted: 06/17/08 10:43 AM

Forum: General

At 6/17/08 10:13 AM, ihatetoasters wrote:
At 6/17/08 10:11 AM, Dekuboy wrote: I am 98 percent sure that this is fake, but if it's real, you're fucked.
Quite literally.

Quality man.

The way to solve to this problem is to advance on him, if he laughs uncomfortably and back away, you're safe, if not, go for it because you'll regret you didn't later in life. If he takes advantage of you taking advantage of him, murder him. That's serious advice, too.


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Topic: Girlfriend Is Going On The Pill.

Posted: 06/17/08 10:40 AM

Forum: General

At 6/17/08 10:36 AM, I-shade wrote: I GOT IT! stick it in her pooper, she wont get pregnant that way!

No then all she'll pump out are ass-babies, like someone you do not like.


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Topic: My cousin is hot...

Posted: 06/17/08 10:37 AM

Forum: General

At 6/17/08 06:26 AM, ismellarat wrote: Or so you think...

You made a good story even better :]


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Topic: *My* first experience with weed

Posted: 06/17/08 10:32 AM

Forum: General

Smoking weed is always good, and now since you know what first time is like you can enjoy that thought too.

I look forward to the days chilling on my friends back porch when she rolls a joint with fine purple haze crossed with some other magical wonder, and just taking the first toke of the day. Exhaling and only seeing a cloud of thick gray anti-liquid in my vision makes me smile, then passing it over to the girl, she takes a toke and plays with the smoke she puffs out. Then she looks over, smiles some more and passes that bad boy back. Once it's over we roll another with grins on our faces and light it up once more.

Stumbling around through parks hallucinating crudely drawn Hellboy and talking about smoking copious amounts of cannabis are dream days, and being able to in the comfort of a house makes it even better, and once you're completely basted, i.e., a combination of being baked and wasted, you just sit and be a sloyd, then come right down with wondrous laughter and glee, only to decide to have some more which brings you right back up. That's one un-vicious vicious circle I love.


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Topic: How to tell e-men from e-women.

Posted: 06/17/08 12:53 AM

Forum: General

At 6/17/08 12:20 AM, Gagsy wrote: Sexy British girls of course.

Yes, you are correct. I salivate at the thought sexy British girls with those polite yet oddly sexual accents, especially when they're in basic forms of underwear.


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Topic: Happy Birthday, Kyle!

Posted: 06/17/08 12:50 AM

Forum: General

Happy Birthday, Old Timer.


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Topic: Epic sammich

Posted: 06/16/08 11:42 PM

Forum: General

This is better, written like you would see it from the side:

Bread
Butter
Melted cheese
Bacon
Egg/cheese combo
Bacon
Egg/cheese combo
Bacon
Melted cheese
Butter
Bread


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Topic: How to tell e-men from e-women.

Posted: 06/16/08 11:38 PM

Forum: General

At 6/16/08 11:32 PM, deathharpist wrote: oh god obvuois male just by the little crappy joke post here "i have cream in my knickers" who the fuck says knickers!

I say knickers. In fact, I bought some very glistening moist to my ladies knickers. So fuck you.

I believe it is up to the woman who is pregnant whether to get an abortion.


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Topic: My girlfreinds makeshift dildo.

Posted: 06/16/08 11:29 PM

Forum: General

Actually, white rabbits where never made of wood.

Maybe she's lying to you. Ever think of that?


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Topic: My girlfreinds makeshift dildo.

Posted: 06/16/08 11:24 PM

Forum: General

A white rabbit?


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Topic: the cutest thing ever

Posted: 06/16/08 11:12 PM

Forum: General

Pretty goddamn cute.

The only cuter if it was a human and was sucking my cock. That'd be more awesome for me, too.


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Topic: Songs with vocals

Posted: 06/16/08 09:49 AM

Forum: General

At 6/16/08 09:14 AM, Darkside7000 wrote:
At 6/16/08 09:08 AM, Rhyolite18 wrote:
At 6/16/08 08:54 AM, Objection wrote: Google "name of song" instrumental and you should find some stuff.
Sounds like a good idea
And pointing out that it was a good idea surely enhanced it.

By -8000 good points.


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Topic: What Type Of Newgrounder Are You?

Posted: 06/16/08 04:06 AM

Forum: General

Unpopular regular.

Also, I added my own "type": shit.


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Topic: Alex Rodriguez got peeded on!

Posted: 06/15/08 06:12 AM

Forum: General

At 6/15/08 05:57 AM, Molotov wrote:
At 6/15/08 05:55 AM, Lord-Zed wrote: Nope, that's piss. Check out the force of it coming out and the general consistency before breaking on the face that's nearing an orgasm. Yup, that's the one right there. With the face.
You watch a lot of R.Kelly videos.

Actually, I urinated on R. Kelly.


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Topic: Semen, oil and water.

Posted: 06/15/08 06:07 AM

Forum: General

At 6/15/08 06:01 AM, dreaming-loudly wrote: and thus another topic is flamed , the beautiful cycle of the BBS goes on

I feel no flaming, only red hot semen spurting from my glistening cock.


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