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At 8/31/11 06:14 PM, TharosTheDragon wrote: I actually work as a clown. I make balloon animals and do magic tricks.

So... you can animate me dying if you want.

The first pedo rears its ugly head...

Alas gentlemen it is with a heavy heart that I must inform you all that I shall be departing our beloved green and sceptred Isle and embarking on a voyage to a land down under. Wish me luck!

Hello?
I say chaps this won't do! No this won't do at all!

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Well hello chaps, I must say it's been an awefully long time since I was here last.

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Hello?

Greetings from a wet and windy Preston.

Yes! The prodigal son has returned!!!

Anyway, I see there's a fair bit of Northern bashing going on here, and I must say I shall not stand for it! Are we not all Englishmen no matter where in the Sceptered Isle we hail from? Surely we should be united against our common enemy, the French? (I will also accept the Germans, Dutch or Americans, naturally)

Pip Pip!

At 1/16/09 02:48 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote:

At 1/14/09 08:41 AM, Coop83 wrote: Anyways, a shame you can't make it, we'll have to sort something out for the Very English Meetup at some point this year.

Definitely.

As of today I am no longer a teenager...god I feel old... being 20 is weird...

Try being 22, trust me the closer to 25 you get the older you feel.

WHAT HO! A quick message in advance of New year as I will not be able to get online til at least the 5th.

Hope you all have a jolly spiffing New year, with much quaffing of Ale and the like. I know I will.
(New Year's in Edinburgh!)

FOLLOW ME LADS, I'M BULLETPROOF!!!

At 12/22/08 08:00 AM, tigger448 wrote: When or if NG Chat comes out?

BLASPHEMER!!!

At 12/23/08 06:24 AM, Oppugnant wrote: What!? You haven't jumped on a Koopa's head and kicked him away while he trembled with fear inside his shell?

You haven't lived, man!

Ah, happy days!

The most sensible idea would be to talk to the school councilor or the police and see if they can do anything about it.

Yes, I noticed that, I was wondering what the hell it was all about.

Hibbsworth! Fetch my gun!

I'm dating a 24 year old.

But I'm 22, so I suppose it's not really a scandal....*Sigh*

Meh, everyone knows it's Earthworm Jim FTW!

Hey guys, I got bored and did this. Meh!

Is anyone else curious to see the latest Star Trek movie when it comes out, just because Simon Pegg plays Scottie in it?

Seasonal greetings to you all!

My god I should go on NG more often. I haven't been on in months! I blame Uni, it sapps my time something awful!

So how is everyone?

I see BOBBAQ is still around. You should come to OTC more often old chap.

Jesus Christ you need to learn to write/type coherrant english. That was awful, what were you thinking when you posted that?

I certainly learned one thing from this: You sir, are an arse!

Paintballs are for girls.

5.56 NATO for the win

The simple solution to this problem is loud, aggressive, angry sex.

There is no better cure.

Good grief! I realised just now that I haven't posted here in several months, i shall have to make a concerted effort to frequent the club more often.

'Jeeves! Make a note would you.'

What-ho chaps!

Today's greetings come from Newcastle-upon-Tyne. I decided that as I had a bit of time before Uni starts up again, I'd go visiting some friends. I must say the atmosphere here is rather sombre, the folks here are still reeling from Kegans departure from NUFC. There were even demonstrations about it!

Now I'm all for demonstrating ones right to free speech and all that good stuff, but I have to be honest, there are so many more important topics they could be demonstrating about. So in the end I just laughed at them and continued parousing through Eldon Square.

Hello fellow tea drinking toffs, greetings from down under!

I've been here about a week now, finally got over the jet-lag.
I'm in Sydney, and loving it. The winter here is like the British summer, but with far less rain.
Presently I'm busy with admin stuff, like tax numbers, bank accounts that sort of thing. Stressful but necessary.
I'm still unable to get online regularly, so messages will be sporadic at best.

Anyway enough about the Empire, will someone fetch me an Earl Grey? I'm parched.

What-ho Chaps!
Just a quick post today as I'm currently sat in one of the first-class lounges at Heathrow, I'm off to Australia for a while, helping the folks emmigrate. No fear, I shall return post-haste when I can.

Wish me luck chaps!

TALLY HO!!!!

What-ho chaps?
Only a fleeting visit this time, one has an exam tomorrow and I suppose one should get some sleep.
Pip pip!

At 5/7/08 07:11 PM, BobbaQ wrote:

At 5/7/08 06:56 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

Nope, I have no chance of recovering it.

Bummer. That's £50 down the pan then...

It'll cost you £80 for a new one!

Don't forget we ran the worlds most successful empire, until those damn germans and their blasted war...

i wanna be the pope!!!

AH BLESS, has anyone told him that the bible is a load of bollocks, and that heaven doesn't exist?

EMO! KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!