This isn't working. Let's change the topic. Is she hot or not?

At 1/29/05 09:14 PM, MangusBeast wrote: Hullo everyone! I'm the latest n00b and I want to be photoshoped. XD Have fun. I don't get offended easily.

Wellcome, to n00bdom. (does the fellowship of the n00b's sound better?)

At 1/29/05 09:10 PM, DarkSlayer9 wrote: i found him living off scraps of chicken in a concealed dumpster on the outskirts of Afganistan, brought him back to my basement, bounded and gagged him and am going to turn him in. il be expecting my reward money ASAP.

Find elvis (he aint dead) and we'll talk.

At 1/29/05 07:20 PM, OVlez wrote:

At 1/29/05 07:13 PM, Master_Hogginsworth wrote: Rephrase: You are trying to get yourself arrested.
How do you do it?

Depends, how long do I want to be in there?

Wouldn't that depend on you? I'd want to stay there if my ass hungry dad was outside.

http://www.petitiononline.com/a1s2fsup/petition.html

VWAHAHAHAHAHA--Time for
REVENGE

http://www.petitiononline.com/a1s2fsup/petition.html

Would Jesus ban anime?

jesus christ
to neko332
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>>"Here in America, we live in a climate of moral decay. What is the
cause of this? It is called "anime". Anime is a perverse, evil,
insiduous form of animation from the dark land of Japan, and is
corrupting America's youth at unprecedented rates. Here are a few
examples of anime which are circulating on the Internet and may very
well be in your home: "

Really? It's just anime. Pokemon is anime. Pokemon is no different
from any other kids show. You gonna ban power rangers and Barney as
well?

>>1) Ah My Goddess: A sick and disgusting show which causes children
under the age of 18 to think they are capable of love. The main female
character is clearly under 18, and is forced into a romantic
relationship by an older man who "wishes" for her to be his girlfriend
forever. He even KISSES her, and she appears NAKED. That poor girl
must be so confused.

Are you saying children under the age of 18 aren't capable of love? My
sister was under age 18 when she got married. It was a LOVELY wedding.
My sister sure didn't seem confused.

>>2) Love Hina: I'm not even going to mention the unspeakable,
disgusting, pedophilic, pornograhpic events which transpire during
this show, but suffice it to say, groups of young men on Love
Hina-fueled rampages are raping children at a level unheard of since
the 60s.

Pornagraphic? Not really. You don't know porn. It doesn't show
anything. Um, maybe you're fueling the rapings. Stop blaming stuff
without evidence. The show helps teenagers cope with emotional
difficulties by giving them a show to relate to. Anime is animated,
because humans are not ready to deal with life (being uncapable of
handling some emotions) and anime is there to relax the stress
presented by life. Try watching it, you'll understand what I'm talking
about.

>>we don't need this Japanese filth corrupting the hearts of the children.

Christians aren't racist against asians, they try to witness to them.
Secondly, my girl friend was born in asia, and she's a christian.
However, I doubt if you are.

Someone just emailed me this.
Doctors:
> > >> (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
> > >> (B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000.
> > >> (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.
> > >> Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of Health Human Services.
> > >>
>Guns:
> > >> (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.
> > >> (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups,
is 1,500.

There used to be this store near me called the outpost. They charged 5 dollars a day, or a several hundred dollar fee a year for a membership. They held pokemon and yugioh tournaments, and had a bigass computer room. In this room, all the computers had NG set as the homepage. Alot of kids without internet (or just really evil parents) came to the store just to get on NG.

I smell photoshop time.

I got it. You are a sheltered idiot who has stayed in front of the computer your whole life. I bet you've never even kissed a girl before. That's probably the reason she likes you, cause you're still "fresh" while the rest of everyone else is all about sex all the time. She wants to kiss you. She's coming on to you for crying out loud. The reason she got her friend to ask you what your favorite snacks were, so she'll know what to eat before she kisses you.

See, Jesus does know everything.

The best RPG's of all time!
Tales of phantasia!
Tales of Destiny!
Tales of Destiny 2!
Tales of Rebirth 2!
Tales of Phantasia!

Don't yall love these! Who else here has played them?

What's the best anime out there? And don't say "your mom" or "your dad". Secondly, don't say anime is for gays. I have a girlfriend and she watches it too.

At 1/25/05 09:54 PM, ArchXAngelX2099 wrote: i've died twice, your no jesus. FYI, don't go towards the light

*you're

HAHA I dont need no crummy cookie, i got dis bigass lollipop.

At 1/25/05 09:47 PM, Emperor-Constantine wrote: dy/dt+ay=be^(-kt)

"a" and "k" are postive and "b" is an element of the real number line.

Show that as t-->infinity, y(t)-->0

Go ahead youngsters; win yourself a cookie.

I am the gost of the cookie monster. Give me the cookies, or you'll eat my sig.

If I say comming has two m's, then it has two M's.

Pwned.

At 1/25/05 09:40 PM, Tombulgius wrote: So, exactly how do you earn experience? It's a cool-sounding system, but does it go by posts, reviews, or what?

you get one experience point every time someone says something stupid, and you reply with "pwned"

Rate 5 entries a day in the portal.

My sig > this thread. pwned.

Jesus has the keys to your car.

god! I HATE MY BROTHER LATELY!!!

hes been a real bitch for the past three weeks straight! i know what you all are thinking, "oh he's just going through his period. hes gonna be like that for a while"

but guess what, hes not! i live in a house with three men, all they talk about is their friggin periods. my brother is not on his.

at any rate, im in the kitchen making some leftover chili for lunch today and he comes in and starts wondering around looking for something to eat. i said "Stan, why dont you have a cup-soup?" as he opened the freezer. all i got was silence. so i said it again, in case he haddent heard me. this time he yelled "i heard you the first time Master_Hogginsworth!! leave me alone!"

this was the first time i had said anything to him today, because i had woken up about ten minutes ago. this pissed me off. i dont need to be screamed at a mere ten minutes after waking up and getting out of bed. i said "jeez, you dont have to be so bitchy to me, i just woke up."

the rest of the day, he has gone out of his way to be REALLY mean to me as much as he can. the worst part was when im trying to have a private conversation on my laptop and he has too come into my room and begin playing my gamecube without my permission, on my file, messing up my carefully planned game.

then, at dinner, we were having homemade pizza. i casually told my mom "gee, its too bad we dont have some blue cheese to go with this pizza" thats when my brother chimes in with "well that why we put onions on YOUR half of the pizza so you wouldnt COMPLAIN ABOUT IT!"

my mom didnt even glance at him.

i said "ok, now hes just being out-and-out mean!" mom then proceded to yell at me about how i shouldnt say mean things to or about my brother...

god i hate women right now...

And don't say "your mom".

AACK! It's the anti Christ!!! Time to take you down.

jezus is

blam

spanish el shit
french la shit
germin zhit
english (its foriegn to some) shit

Look at my sig. Thats what'll happen to him.

At 1/22/05 03:14 PM, Master_Hogginsworth wrote: Here is wat i want. A sign says "Jesus is comming". A kid walks over and kicks the sign. Then Jesus descends with a shotgun and blows his head off.

Like mine???

Jesus is with you.