So, yesterday I was at my local Applebee's resturant with my parents to get some dinner. After we got our appetizer, two fat lesbian mothers and a retarded six year old walk in.
Now, I thought, no big deal, they're just getting something to eat.
After they sat down behind a little wall behind us, the six year old kid pulled out two dinosaur doll things out of his mom's purse and started making annoying sounds. Sounds like "OHHHHHHHUHHHHHHUUUHOOH" and "PSFCHHH", this went on for about five minutes, his lesbian mothers not doing anything.
After the waiter came to take their order, he stopped for a few minutes. Now that dinosaur thing wasn't a big deal, but the next thing pisses me off.
After we got our food, he started staring at us, just looking over the little wall. I wanted to jab my fork in his fucking eye sockets. I hate when people stare at my food. And what's worse is his two fat lesbians mothers were just sitting there, having a cigarette, talking about how much they love dildo's shoved up there ass.
And after they got their food, the kid just kept staring at me. I turned around and he looked at me, turned and looked at his food, then started staring at my food again. I can't enjoy a good meal with somebody staring at my food.
It's so fucking annoying. I wanted to kick the kid in the face and throw my food at m=his lesbian mothers.
TL;DR six year olds are annoying when they stare at your food and their mom's don't do anything about it.