Oh shi-. I forgot to add some more shit.

I have 24 friends. I have 12 girlfriends right now, all fucking hawt.

My friends and I all go shove our money down people's pants, which they enjoy. We then pants them, and get our money back.

Haha! We rich people are so fun and sneaky. Now, shoo, you poor people. Let us rich people be.

I'm an astronaut. I also own 11 countries and 1 continet, Austrillia. I invented the TV shows, Ed Edd & Eddy, Futurama, and South Park. I made the movies, 300, Saving Private Ryan, and Mr. Woodcock.

I really CAN do a Barrel Roll, while grabbing somebodys cock. I made up the words, Penis, Boob, and Balls. I own 20 states in America, including New York.

I have 10.2 Trillion dollars from my savings account (I was saving up before I was born). I made up Christanity and Judeism. I am Stephen Hawkings father, and the richest man ever.

Anybody else?

It's true. I have Tourettes.

Now, I don't go around yelling, "SHIT FUCK WHORE BITCH". But I do twitch. Alot. And I studder sometimes. It gets rel annoying, because sometimes it's okay, but other times it's fucking horrible.

Anybody else have this?

Rap's not even music. It's just a bunch of shitty words thrown together in two minutes.

Giants won the Super Bowl! With all the hype about the Patriots, I bet alot of people are pissed right now.

I'm 11. But I have the maturity and grammar of a 16 year old.

My dad said the funniest thing today.

We were at Walmart and we walked by some Hannah Montana stuff. Me, acting stupid, said, "I want Hannah Montana". A few seconds later, we walked past some Hannah Montana calendars. He said, "Hey, get you a Hannah Montana calender. You can slap the monkey to her."

I had never heard him say that, and we both started laughing.

The Turok game looks like shit. I won't waste my money on it.

Webkinz are a huge waste of money. They cost $10.00 dollars each and every girl can't live without them.
My friends brother has one, and I played it just to see. It fucking sucks. And I think they expire after a year.

At 2/2/08 05:41 PM, Eltelelel wrote:

At 2/2/08 05:39 PM, Longhorn97 wrote:

Oh, Chris! Your concern for others and your bad grammar. Hahahah....

brb im going to demod you.

Really?

OH SHI-

At 2/2/08 03:12 PM, Eltelelel wrote:

me and him played guitar hero 3 after he was done smoking and he only plays for 10 minutes then he goes outside to smoke again. what the fuck? also i dont want to be anywhere near him if he is smoking because i dont want my life span to shorten.

Oh, Chris! Your concern for others and your bad grammar. Hahahah....

THE PENIS!

lol i r origanul.

This pisses me off. It's when little 9-10 year old kids get cell phones and all they do is show it off.

I don't even want a cellphone, but it pisses me off so much. It's like they think they're the shit. "OMG LUK AT MUH CEELFONELOLOL I DNOT HUW 2 US IT TO LOLOLOL! I R CUL." I have to ride with a bunch of kids with cellphones on the bus and they think they are so fucking cool.

I mean, if you're going to get your kid a cellphone, atleast get hime a shitty cheap one. All the kids these days are getting the new Jukes and shit.

At 2/1/08 11:45 PM, FiqStudios wrote: Vicinity of Obscenity is the best song ever.

It agrees with my musical tastes, therefore, it stands above all the rest.

Therfore, I think the "The Safety Dance" is the best song ever. It's a matter of opinion, stupid.

Best. Song. Ever.

It gets me in the mood on a Friday night. "The night is young, and so am I" just gets me ready for a fun, exciting night.

Therefore, I think "The Safety Dance" is the best song ever.

At 2/1/08 10:16 PM, razorraven wrote: Rip jake,I dont know what happened

So? Big fucking deal, your fish died. Don't cry over it. Fish are the suckiest pets ever, beacause all they do is swim around in the little bowl and die two days you bought them.

Don't be emo. Now go slit your wrists.

At 2/1/08 11:12 PM, forcedkiler69 wrote: well if you weig kajillilon pounds then yes that will happen!

Come up with your own shit.

Also, DDR is retarded.

At 2/1/08 11:16 PM, brassmonker1234 wrote:

1. to respect women
2. To experience the real thing

you sir #1 sucks but #2 is awesome idea

Why is it that when somebody bumps a really old topic, it's a dumbass noob?

I would grab his cock.

My Homeroom classroom fucking sucks. There's a midget, girls who think they're all that, a shitty teacher, a loudmouth, a russian girl, and 3-4 normal kids including me.

The midget acts so immature. The russian girl thinks she's all that, along with most other girls there. The teacher is a bitch. The loudmouth can get to about 2-3 feet away from you, yelling at the top of her lungs. The normal kids are, well, normal.

Does my class suck as much as yours?

At 1/30/08 07:35 PM, KIRBYLINK wrote:

At 1/30/08 07:06 PM, John12346 wrote:

At 1/30/08 07:05 PM, Truth wrote: *starts the slow clapping*

*claps slowly*

*starts the louder, collective claping*

*starts the loudest clapping, everybody joins in, while cheering*

You should've grabbed his cock.

At 1/30/08 07:46 PM, Jewsers wrote:

At 1/30/08 07:42 PM, Thimbles wrote: o·pin·ion
-noun
1. a belief or judgment that rests on grounds insufficient to produce complete certainty.
2. a personal view, attitude, or appraisal.
3. the formal expression of a professional judgment: to ask for a second medical opinion.
4. Law. the formal statement by a judge or court of the reasoning and the principles of law used in reaching a decision of a case.
5. a judgment or estimate of a person or thing with respect to character, merit, etc.: to forfeit someone's good opinion.
6. a favorable estimate; esteem: I haven't much of an opinion of him.

Noo·b
-noun
1. New user to a site, forum, or game.
2. User who knows little to nothing about the site/forum/game.
3. Thimbles

c wut i did thar

Your a faggot. Your the noob. You just signed up today, insulting a good member from a year ago. Your retarded. Go stab yourself with a fork.

Post Pics

Yes. Back in 06-07, it was awesome. We should bring it back.

At 1/29/08 05:59 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: Awesome, I'm bi.

Secks?

I think I may be...bi. I don't know. It's very young fo me to consider this, but I don't know. I sometimes act a little gay around my friends, but I am seriously not gay. I masturbate to porn, as usual. But sometimes with a guy AND a girl.

I don't want to be bi, but I do act a little gay around my friends like said earlier. Like when my friend says my dogs name, Jack, and says , "We have to drop Jack Off", I yell, "YOU SAID JACK OFF LOLOL".

So, I don't know. I am more on the straigh side, but I may be a little bi.

I am proud of my Username, Longhorn97. I am proud of who I am, a Texan. I am proud of what I reprsent, America.

I AM AMERICA! WE ALL ARE AMERICA! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!

It is retarded.

It's like: O HAI MY NAME IS PERSON7192873982165873247216498326597387 5637498365981378956873465173563906563501

How are they even supposed to remember that when they sign in?

Wait, what the fuck was that noise?

Post your Scary Stories here. Not to long though, just like a paragraph.

And, yes, I grabbed this from the "Newgrounds Sleepover" thread.

McJesus, I expect to see you here.